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Jill
@jilleb163.bsky.social
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Cat person, vegan, Rob Manfred hater, delicate genius
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What I picture every time @kenjennings.bsky.social announces someone's Final Jeopardy wager is "nothing at all"
Screenshot from season 11, episode 10 of the TV show The Simpsons. A character named Ned Flanders is seen from the side in a very tight-fitting red and blue ski suit. His hips are angled so his bottom sticks out prominently. He is also wearing a red ski helmet with the black visor lifted to show his face. He has a thick mustache and round, thin glasses. His eyes are closed and he is smiling. The image has been heavily memed due to Ned proclaiming his suit fits so well it feels like he's wearing nothing at all as he wiggles his bottom.
September 28, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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If I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone, but there would be signs.
Photo of a handbag that looks like a rubbery, shimmery pink toad with bulging green eyes. The toad bag has pale purple handles coming out of its back. Text below the bag reads Windy Willow Pastel Toad Bag, and below that is the price, $168.
February 11, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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Reader, I clapped for him.
Photo taken through a dirty windshield. The back of a blue panel van is shown. It says "zerorez" in large letters, and smaller letters and icons below describe household things this company cleans, such as carpet and upholstery. The bottom right corner shows the name of the man's driver. All zerorez vans include this feature . The van in this photo is being driven by Wolfman.
February 9, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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Current mood
A photograph of a small cake in a plastic dome at Target. The cake is round with white frosting. The sides of the cake have been covered in sprinkles. The weight of the sprinkles has caused the frosting to begin to slip off the cake in a sort of wrinkled sheet, exposing the cake underneath. The falling frosting looks like a cowl neck sweater on the cake. The overall vibe of the cake is sad.
February 1, 2025 at 2:37 AM