Happy Halloween from the King and Queen of Chapel Hill @bkoo.bsky.social

During the postgame presser, Jim Harbaugh will remind us how to safely operate a Bunsen burner

Why does she look like Jake Tapper? Solemn. Disapproving. A hint of judgement.

1700 days of no booze AND remembering to wash my face before bed (those two things are highly correlated).
💪🏻

Which one of you updated Troy Taylor’s Wikipedia page to include a Pawn in Cal’s Ultimate Prank section

The Columbus Blue Jacket looks like a hungover mosquito with a pickled liver, and Jimmy Buffett night is only adding to that aesthetic

Exhibit A shows the first half of the national championship game as told by my heart rate

Go Bucks!!

lol

Spot the moment Jack Sawyer ran back a sack-fumble-six

Oh I’ll name a dog after a champ alright

I am too old for the font size on Arizona State’s jerseys. Got me squinting because you hit print with Arial 14 for national television

PART 3: THE MICROAGGRESSION

So, all’s well that ends well.

☑️Theo (pictured below) lives.
☑️Neighbors got their cat back.
❓Hopefully my grandad came home at some point.
🔥Hat tip to Gran who - while dealing with the cat melee - somehow found time to email me about wanting great-grandchildren

FIN

PART 2: THE MIRACLE

Side note: Really love that my grandad absconded from the house and left my gran to deal with this. Why are men?

BUT THEN, I scrolled down to find an update from mom.

Again, excellent script writing. Deserves an Emmy:

🗣️STORY TIME! PART 1

Woke up to a commotion in the family group chat involving my grandparents and a neighbor’s cat.

Get ready for this emotional rollercoaster!!

Text 1 / 3 from my mom who should win a damn Pulitzer for this: