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Looks too regular to be a melanoma but maybe get it checked anyway just to be safe.
December 24, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Looks too regular to be a melanoma but maybe get it checked anyway just to be safe.
This is going to pivot from wholesome yuri to sci-fi body horror isn't it?
December 19, 2025 at 12:09 AM
This is going to pivot from wholesome yuri to sci-fi body horror isn't it?
Well I feel targeted.
December 2, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Well I feel targeted.
I think it's just bigoted.
November 29, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I think it's just bigoted.
They need to introduce orcas it's the only thing that makes fancy sailboats exciting these days.
November 26, 2025 at 3:52 PM
They need to introduce orcas it's the only thing that makes fancy sailboats exciting these days.
Vicinity of Obscenity in my ass
November 21, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Vicinity of Obscenity in my ass
The inguinal crease or love line.
November 17, 2025 at 6:25 PM
The inguinal crease or love line.
The mesentery structure that holds your plumbing in place is flexible by nature it has to be for food to pass through. But of course there are limits and caution should be exercised to avoid internal injury.
November 14, 2025 at 6:52 PM
The mesentery structure that holds your plumbing in place is flexible by nature it has to be for food to pass through. But of course there are limits and caution should be exercised to avoid internal injury.
I wonder what Camel by Camel sounds like on just the arghul?
November 11, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I wonder what Camel by Camel sounds like on just the arghul?
I wonder if it will go better than the MLS deal.
October 17, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I wonder if it will go better than the MLS deal.
Everyone started doing hate crimes on Muslims and when France called us on it we had "freedom fries" in restaurants. I love you man but I think you got rose colored glasses on this one.
September 11, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Everyone started doing hate crimes on Muslims and when France called us on it we had "freedom fries" in restaurants. I love you man but I think you got rose colored glasses on this one.
This is it, this is how we end world hunger.
September 7, 2025 at 5:45 PM
This is it, this is how we end world hunger.
100% accurate 0% satire.
September 4, 2025 at 7:19 PM
100% accurate 0% satire.
If you don't post them we can't look at them.
August 29, 2025 at 2:11 AM
If you don't post them we can't look at them.
Wouldn't put it past him. I hope we can get the Tappan Zee bridge back to its proper name soon.
June 25, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Wouldn't put it past him. I hope we can get the Tappan Zee bridge back to its proper name soon.
This is how we get V for Vendetta.
May 16, 2025 at 6:21 PM
This is how we get V for Vendetta.
There is one I could follow. There is one I could call King.
May 8, 2025 at 7:19 PM
There is one I could follow. There is one I could call King.
Way better than the abomination we got in Resurrection
May 1, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Way better than the abomination we got in Resurrection
You really are Americas Finest News Source
May 1, 2025 at 3:14 PM
You really are Americas Finest News Source
This is kinda true in that the moon is moving away from the earth by a handful of centimeters each year.
April 25, 2025 at 12:35 AM
This is kinda true in that the moon is moving away from the earth by a handful of centimeters each year.
Can you win a Pulitzer for reporting the news before it happens?
April 16, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Can you win a Pulitzer for reporting the news before it happens?
Could the same methods be used to turn say an ostrich into a Jurassic Park style dinosaur?
April 8, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Could the same methods be used to turn say an ostrich into a Jurassic Park style dinosaur?
See at least I know this is satire because they actually don't want them to talk at all.
March 24, 2025 at 2:56 AM
See at least I know this is satire because they actually don't want them to talk at all.
Didn't even have to give em a gift card.
March 9, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Didn't even have to give em a gift card.