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*frutiger metroingly* EVACUATE THE DANCEFLOOR!!!
December 27, 2025 at 4:53 AM
*frutiger metroingly* EVACUATE THE DANCEFLOOR!!!
when i think of vaporwave i no longer think of it as a nostalgic, "retro future" re-envisioning of the 80s, but rather it's own distinct little movement
I think the youngins are doing the same to y2k right now
I think the youngins are doing the same to y2k right now
December 27, 2025 at 4:52 AM
when i think of vaporwave i no longer think of it as a nostalgic, "retro future" re-envisioning of the 80s, but rather it's own distinct little movement
I think the youngins are doing the same to y2k right now
I think the youngins are doing the same to y2k right now
pinkpanthress in tokyo february omg
December 27, 2025 at 4:17 AM
pinkpanthress in tokyo february omg
in middle school i was so addicted to achievement hunting i made a color-coded note in runescape tracking my aviansies kill count
i was so excited to get 1000 kills, I could finally color the text green and "unlock" my trophy (a green line of text)
i was so excited to get 1000 kills, I could finally color the text green and "unlock" my trophy (a green line of text)
December 26, 2025 at 1:52 PM
in middle school i was so addicted to achievement hunting i made a color-coded note in runescape tracking my aviansies kill count
i was so excited to get 1000 kills, I could finally color the text green and "unlock" my trophy (a green line of text)
i was so excited to get 1000 kills, I could finally color the text green and "unlock" my trophy (a green line of text)
im trying a new bit but im not a good anuf writerer
December 26, 2025 at 1:44 PM
im trying a new bit but im not a good anuf writerer
"What about Breakfast at Tiffany's?"
She paused, steeped in thought. Her brow tilted as she looked skyward. Wispy cirrus clouds, vague fleeting memories. Her recollection of the film was favorable, remarking the enthusiasm they both shared for the classic.
"Well that's the one thing we've got"
She paused, steeped in thought. Her brow tilted as she looked skyward. Wispy cirrus clouds, vague fleeting memories. Her recollection of the film was favorable, remarking the enthusiasm they both shared for the classic.
"Well that's the one thing we've got"
December 26, 2025 at 1:27 PM
"What about Breakfast at Tiffany's?"
She paused, steeped in thought. Her brow tilted as she looked skyward. Wispy cirrus clouds, vague fleeting memories. Her recollection of the film was favorable, remarking the enthusiasm they both shared for the classic.
"Well that's the one thing we've got"
She paused, steeped in thought. Her brow tilted as she looked skyward. Wispy cirrus clouds, vague fleeting memories. Her recollection of the film was favorable, remarking the enthusiasm they both shared for the classic.
"Well that's the one thing we've got"
i've had this case of wooden pencils for like 15 years and they've warped due to humidity, it's kinda cool
December 26, 2025 at 10:54 AM
i've had this case of wooden pencils for like 15 years and they've warped due to humidity, it's kinda cool
enterprise dev: 1 million downloads? oh yeah that's us
jr dev: ew this library hasnt been updated in 10 years NEXT!!!
sr dev: Why The Fuck Does Left Pad Still Have 1 Million Weekly Downloads
sr dev: Why The Fuck Does Left Pad Still Have 1 Million Weekly Downloads
December 25, 2025 at 11:52 PM
enterprise dev: 1 million downloads? oh yeah that's us
startup idea: instead of putting 900000 configuration files and lockfiles at the root, we sweep it under the rug into a new dir
folder name proposal: `just-a-bunch-of-shit-idk-why-we-have-fucking-2000-config-files-for-every-permutation-of-developer-experience/`
folder name proposal: `just-a-bunch-of-shit-idk-why-we-have-fucking-2000-config-files-for-every-permutation-of-developer-experience/`
December 25, 2025 at 11:50 PM
startup idea: instead of putting 900000 configuration files and lockfiles at the root, we sweep it under the rug into a new dir
folder name proposal: `just-a-bunch-of-shit-idk-why-we-have-fucking-2000-config-files-for-every-permutation-of-developer-experience/`
folder name proposal: `just-a-bunch-of-shit-idk-why-we-have-fucking-2000-config-files-for-every-permutation-of-developer-experience/`
talking? whats that?
sorry i only know discourse, takes, and that conversation im not ready for
sorry i only know discourse, takes, and that conversation im not ready for
December 25, 2025 at 4:44 AM
talking? whats that?
sorry i only know discourse, takes, and that conversation im not ready for
sorry i only know discourse, takes, and that conversation im not ready for
nobodys ready for the convo that familymart is F tier worst conbini
December 25, 2025 at 4:38 AM
nobodys ready for the convo that familymart is F tier worst conbini
i have a companion piece to "love what you do and youll never work a day in your life"
"hire someone who loves what they do and attract less scammers and grifters"
"hire someone who loves what they do and attract less scammers and grifters"
December 24, 2025 at 2:00 AM
i have a companion piece to "love what you do and youll never work a day in your life"
"hire someone who loves what they do and attract less scammers and grifters"
"hire someone who loves what they do and attract less scammers and grifters"
japanese wallpaper is a scam by big landlord to steal security deposits
December 24, 2025 at 12:18 AM
japanese wallpaper is a scam by big landlord to steal security deposits
jr dev: ew this library hasnt been updated in 10 years NEXT!!!
sr dev: Why The Fuck Does Left Pad Still Have 1 Million Weekly Downloads
sr dev: Why The Fuck Does Left Pad Still Have 1 Million Weekly Downloads
December 23, 2025 at 10:30 PM
jr dev: ew this library hasnt been updated in 10 years NEXT!!!
sr dev: Why The Fuck Does Left Pad Still Have 1 Million Weekly Downloads
sr dev: Why The Fuck Does Left Pad Still Have 1 Million Weekly Downloads
its been 3000 years and github still does not sort merged PRs by merge order
December 23, 2025 at 4:19 AM
its been 3000 years and github still does not sort merged PRs by merge order
ironypilled guy who only does wholesome things (ironically btw)
December 22, 2025 at 11:15 PM
ironypilled guy who only does wholesome things (ironically btw)
been a while since lastpass had a data breach... i give it 2 months or so
December 21, 2025 at 11:24 PM
been a while since lastpass had a data breach... i give it 2 months or so
theyre posting ragebait without profit incentive
December 20, 2025 at 1:43 AM
theyre posting ragebait without profit incentive
theyre listening to me sniffle from my pocket and serving me 12-ply tissue ads
December 19, 2025 at 10:57 PM
theyre listening to me sniffle from my pocket and serving me 12-ply tissue ads
sorry for offending you, not the intended audience...
.......but isn't it odd how the message resonated? curious....
.......but isn't it odd how the message resonated? curious....
December 19, 2025 at 12:47 AM
sorry for offending you, not the intended audience...
.......but isn't it odd how the message resonated? curious....
.......but isn't it odd how the message resonated? curious....
"world you grew up in no longer exists" guy has a lot to say from his bedroom
December 19, 2025 at 12:40 AM
"world you grew up in no longer exists" guy has a lot to say from his bedroom
pinned tabs on macOS 26 stealing the cmd+1 shortcut is a crime against humanity
December 18, 2025 at 2:41 AM
pinned tabs on macOS 26 stealing the cmd+1 shortcut is a crime against humanity
GG after 10 years of being uncompromised my email finally found it's way into a scammer's big bad mailing list
December 18, 2025 at 12:24 AM
GG after 10 years of being uncompromised my email finally found it's way into a scammer's big bad mailing list
headline from 2026:
beloved youtuber CANCELED following OpenAI data breach; leaked context window reveals video scripts and PROBLEMATIC assistant nickname
beloved youtuber CANCELED following OpenAI data breach; leaked context window reveals video scripts and PROBLEMATIC assistant nickname
December 17, 2025 at 4:39 AM
headline from 2026:
beloved youtuber CANCELED following OpenAI data breach; leaked context window reveals video scripts and PROBLEMATIC assistant nickname
beloved youtuber CANCELED following OpenAI data breach; leaked context window reveals video scripts and PROBLEMATIC assistant nickname
I am donning the wax wings
December 17, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I am donning the wax wings