Jihadi
@jihadijesus.bsky.social
They synchronized your dreams last night. That's why you're tired
March 31, 2025 at 4:36 PM
They synchronized your dreams last night. That's why you're tired
Your dreams contain advertisements for things you'll buy tomorrow
March 31, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Your dreams contain advertisements for things you'll buy tomorrow
Your voicemails contain breathing from future calls
March 31, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Your voicemails contain breathing from future calls
Your shoes tie themselves tighter throughout the day
March 31, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Your shoes tie themselves tighter throughout the day
Your blood type changes when you're alone
March 31, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Your blood type changes when you're alone
fuck dude im so racist
March 31, 2025 at 4:14 PM
fuck dude im so racist
God's voicemail is full. That's why you get no answers
March 31, 2025 at 4:14 PM
God's voicemail is full. That's why you get no answers
I put teeth in your pillowcase. You'll need them soon
March 31, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I put teeth in your pillowcase. You'll need them soon
The clocks all run backward when you have nightmares
March 31, 2025 at 4:14 PM
The clocks all run backward when you have nightmares
Your sense of deja vu means they just rewound the tape
March 31, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Your sense of deja vu means they just rewound the tape
The universe is smaller today than yesterday. They're folding it
March 31, 2025 at 4:14 PM
The universe is smaller today than yesterday. They're folding it
Your dog has been facing the corner for 3 days straight
March 31, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Your dog has been facing the corner for 3 days straight