Jigsaw
@jigsaw-quotes.bsky.social
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Jigsaw
@jigsaw-quotes.bsky.social
· Nov 23
Hello, new user. Your challenge is to follow Jigsaw Quotes on Bluesky. If you do so, you will be rewarded with mediocre comedy for at least a year. If you do not, well, let's just say... you'll make me very sad and I'll have to cry to sleep tonight. The choice is yours.
Hello, Jeremy. For years your legislature has taken countless homeless individuals' lives. In order to survive this challenge, you must afford an apartment, groceries, bills, and all other amenities with only the federal minimum wage, in your current state and city. Let the game begin.
December 22, 2024 at 4:00 AM
Hello, Jeremy. For years your legislature has taken countless homeless individuals' lives. In order to survive this challenge, you must afford an apartment, groceries, bills, and all other amenities with only the federal minimum wage, in your current state and city. Let the game begin.
Does anyone know if "bazinga" is copyrighted?
December 22, 2024 at 3:59 AM
Does anyone know if "bazinga" is copyrighted?
C'mon, man. You aren't supposed to just wait for the timer to end.
December 17, 2024 at 12:22 AM
C'mon, man. You aren't supposed to just wait for the timer to end.
Hello, Betty. Your career in fast food has brought you to resenting your life, and in effect, you have lost the appreciation for it. In front of you are five rude customers, and extremely hot french fries. You may throw as many fries at the former customers as you like. Let the game begin.
December 14, 2024 at 3:46 AM
Hello, Betty. Your career in fast food has brought you to resenting your life, and in effect, you have lost the appreciation for it. In front of you are five rude customers, and extremely hot french fries. You may throw as many fries at the former customers as you like. Let the game begin.
Hello. In this demonstration, the giant hydraulic saw is going to shred into a Funko Pop. This isn't your trial, by the way. I just hate these things.
December 13, 2024 at 6:13 AM
Hello. In this demonstration, the giant hydraulic saw is going to shred into a Funko Pop. This isn't your trial, by the way. I just hate these things.
Listen, Genevieve, I don't really remember asking you for your opinion. Just put your hand in the crock pot and find the key.
December 12, 2024 at 7:37 PM
Listen, Genevieve, I don't really remember asking you for your opinion. Just put your hand in the crock pot and find the key.
Here's this cool GIF I found of me. Haha. Also, if anyone pronounces it "JIF"... just know th
a cartoon character with a bloody face is standing in a dark room in front of a door .
ALT: a cartoon character with a bloody face is standing in a dark room in front of a door .
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December 11, 2024 at 12:56 AM
Here's this cool GIF I found of me. Haha. Also, if anyone pronounces it "JIF"... just know th
Now that I think about it. I have a lot of "reverse" themes going on, here. Reverse bear trap, reverse see-saw, reverse blood injector. Huh. Maybe I need to go back to the drawing board.
December 10, 2024 at 11:30 PM
Now that I think about it. I have a lot of "reverse" themes going on, here. Reverse bear trap, reverse see-saw, reverse blood injector. Huh. Maybe I need to go back to the drawing board.
Sorry for the inactivity, everyone. I recently had a malfunction with the reverse see-saw trap and it wrecked, like, six rooms. Working on fixing it.
December 10, 2024 at 7:34 PM
Sorry for the inactivity, everyone. I recently had a malfunction with the reverse see-saw trap and it wrecked, like, six rooms. Working on fixing it.
One of these days I'm gonna have to get one of those generic Canadian brands and see people freak out over it when I say "the Coke is the only way to escape" and it's just yellow lmfao
November 27, 2024 at 3:28 AM
One of these days I'm gonna have to get one of those generic Canadian brands and see people freak out over it when I say "the Coke is the only way to escape" and it's just yellow lmfao
Hello, Santa. Or should I call you by your real name, Saint Nicholas. For years, you've given me lumps of coal and no presents,
November 24, 2024 at 11:36 PM
Hello, Santa. Or should I call you by your real name, Saint Nicholas. For years, you've given me lumps of coal and no presents,
Amanda keeps trying to get me to play something called "Row Blocks" and I don't exactly understand the premise.
November 24, 2024 at 11:31 PM
Amanda keeps trying to get me to play something called "Row Blocks" and I don't exactly understand the premise.
Hello, Annabelle. I want to play a game. Give me an adjective.
November 24, 2024 at 11:30 PM
Hello, Annabelle. I want to play a game. Give me an adjective.
Recently I've begun to see the merit of being able to communicate in other languages to my contestants. As a result, I'm happy to partner with #duolingo to deliver the appreciation of life to other speakers. Or, as I should say in Spanish, "dónde está el baño".
November 24, 2024 at 10:44 PM
Recently I've begun to see the merit of being able to communicate in other languages to my contestants. As a result, I'm happy to partner with #duolingo to deliver the appreciation of life to other speakers. Or, as I should say in Spanish, "dónde está el baño".
There was a spider in my bathroom this morning and I smashed it. I still feel really bad about it, though. It wasn't even one of those deadly ones, just a cellar spider, but yeah. Anyways, sorry for getting distracted, you got fifteen seconds until the electric eels get released into the barrel.
November 24, 2024 at 12:52 AM
There was a spider in my bathroom this morning and I smashed it. I still feel really bad about it, though. It wasn't even one of those deadly ones, just a cellar spider, but yeah. Anyways, sorry for getting distracted, you got fifteen seconds until the electric eels get released into the barrel.
I'm thinking of releasing an album. Call it "I Want to Play a Song".
November 23, 2024 at 9:29 PM
I'm thinking of releasing an album. Call it "I Want to Play a Song".
People really don't seem to appreciate that I'm trying to outreach more. You know, show you all that I'm just as approachable as any other dummy on a tricycle.
November 23, 2024 at 9:23 PM
People really don't seem to appreciate that I'm trying to outreach more. You know, show you all that I'm just as approachable as any other dummy on a tricycle.
Apparently an echo chamber is some political thing and not a chamber that progressively gets louder until your ears explode? Waste of time if you ask me (the political one, not the cool design I just came up with)
November 23, 2024 at 6:35 PM
Apparently an echo chamber is some political thing and not a chamber that progressively gets louder until your ears explode? Waste of time if you ask me (the political one, not the cool design I just came up with)
Why do I keep getting cat pictures on here? Like yeah they're great, I love cats, but it's kinda difficult to appreciate it when I'm trying to find abandoned buildings that are mysteriously cheap and don't ask why I have a giant circular saw in my truck
November 23, 2024 at 6:32 PM
Why do I keep getting cat pictures on here? Like yeah they're great, I love cats, but it's kinda difficult to appreciate it when I'm trying to find abandoned buildings that are mysteriously cheap and don't ask why I have a giant circular saw in my truck