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jico suave
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han | he/they | the artist still presently known as jico (PN) | no terves, no swerves, no AI

https://kotsujico.carrd.co/ for writing creds, and #jicopic for art!
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he is an ass hole
My brown tabby cat taking a cheeky little nap on a stack of freshly laundered and folded holiday linens
November 18, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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toogoodtogo is recreating the TJ Maxx snack aisle experience right from your phone. innovation
a screenshot from the food waste prevention app toogoodtogo. “PSST… something new is here! Rescue surplus food from well-known brands - delivered straight to your door.” Listed below is a $21 dollar deal for three entire bags of dried mango from reel fruit
November 17, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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Its midnight so obviously I was eating prunes and they were sooo tasty I had to stop what I was doing to evangelize the prune. if you use chopsticks you can get to the bottom of the bag without getting sticky hands. this is a Professional Tip from me to you. #prunefluencing
a yellow, near-empty bag of Kirkland signature ™️ sunsweet ™️ dried plums, subtitle: pitted prunes. a pair of chopsticks loom ominously in the foreground. a napkin i forgot to throw away looms somewhat less ominously in the background.
November 11, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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the ai that wrote this article: hey guys have you ever heard of the rule of threes?? its about how many synonyms you should use in each sentence
a screenshot of a search result from a website called "mantelligence" entitled "351 Latin Quotes, Sayings and Phrases (Interesting, Epic, Beautiful)" - "Latin quotes are ideal for those seeking to inject cleverness, intellect, and refinement into their discussions. The ancient Romans were famous for their wisdom, eloquence, and erudition. Therefore, integrating Latin expressions into your talks can establish a lasting, cultured impression. If you're aiming..." [the preview cuts off here]
November 6, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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he’s little!
my cat, luxuriating belly up in the morning sun
November 2, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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daddy’s home
the beloved annual Chex mix - this year’s contains rice Chex, fried onions, potato sticks, star shaped cheese crackers, bugles and rye chips, covered in Too Much butter and hot sauce and Worcestershire and garlic powder.
October 30, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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i think the real tea here is that it’s just a fun and unique piece that makes me approachable, but it’s developing a near-totemic quality - I’ve never had an item I could qualify as a “lucky charm” before, but this shirt makes me Believe
an image of the shirt in question, a beige shirt covered in brightly-colored frogs, printed with a puffy texture paint
October 15, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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A little spread from my new garbage pail kids deck!!! I got it a while back and only just got around to interviewing it lol - I love the art so bad, I’m excited to start using it more often
a four-card spread of tarot cards featuring art and characters from garbage pail kids. From bottom-left, moving clockwise: Five of wands, two of cups, the world, the chariot.
October 6, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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Guy Who Got Into Dazai Because of Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei: there’s a Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei joke about this
a screenshot of sayonara zetsubou sensei featuring a crude crayon drawing of Rei Ayanami. Subtitle: “Reading the Bible because of Eva.”
September 22, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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had to leave the house (doctor’s orders) so i went to half price and struck gold
Andrew Joseph White’s You Weren’t Meant to Be Human, Monika Kim’s The Eyes Are The Best Part, The Simpsons and Philosophy: The D’oh! Of Homer (Various Authors), and Tacky: Love Letters to the Worst Culture We Have to Offer by Rax King
September 21, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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the tit-taker cometh!!!!
Dawn of The Final Day -24 Hours Remain-
September 16, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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early birfday dinner 🥰🥰🥰🥰
an incredible chicken fried steak, mashed potatoes - both covered in country gravy - and collard greens, (made by my mother and sister who are beautiful geniuses)
September 16, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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the tiktok spreadsheet organizers have their third fourth and fifth eyes wide open
A screenshot of a tiktok showcasing an “omega debt simulator + productivity template” “Synopsis: You are an Omega / BL bottom trapped in a cycle of recurring debt! To break free you must complete your pending tasks. Your Debt completion percentage directly influences your Alpha’s Mood. From punishing, to falling in love, their reaction will mirror your progress. Will you earn your alpha’s love and affection, or will debt chain you further?”
September 10, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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c’mon, man
a picture of the daily run isaac leaderboards. I have placed 667th, just barely missing 666 :(
September 9, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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September 7, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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the most humiliating typo i somehow make nearly every day
September 4, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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just found some ogkatsu bandages while cleaning… new post-hrt care routine
Two small band-aids with aoi and seira from aikatsu on it
August 13, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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i miss when twitter was good
a screenshot of twitter from 2011. everything is garbled in the style of horse_ebooks, and everyone's profile pictures have been replaced with the horse_ebooks horse
August 12, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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i was just talking about the old graffiti extensions we used to have on tumblr. this really was My Brand
two sollux captors stand aside one another in front of a fence a-la king of the hill. someone has doodled over top of them to make them resemble Simon and Nia from gurren lagann
August 12, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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finally recovering my high school hard drive lmao
a screenshot of a drawing game, taken on 10/17/2011. The prompt reads: "Hey zetsubot, you must draw: HOMESTUCK" The drawing is an extremely low quality ryo asuka from devilman. The filename is "more like HOMOSUCK.png"
August 12, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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they made his head that big so it can fit all the milk
A plushie of tenna from deltarune. His head is half his body.
July 29, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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vodka’s the funnest mom in the run club but nobody gets too close bc her wife (daiwa) is a total PTA Rottweiler
A doodle of vodka wearing some momly athleisure
July 25, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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she’s super creeky #jicopic
a drawing of super creek from umamusume, wearing a bodysuit and doing a big stretch
July 25, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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i'm mostly just running the mince through the mill again here but i might try paneling some of them once i'm done lmao
Lunchtime: Nami Hito is excitedly talking to Chiri and Kafuka about the *Kamen Singer* finale. Sensei walks in mid-discussion and asks that they not spoil it, as his recording messed up due to a baseball game running long. Nami tells him it's been available on N◯tflix for like two whole days now. Sensei does not have a single television streaming service subscription and cites this fact as a point of pride. "But you watch TV - don't you pay your NHK fees?" Kafuka asks. Of course he does, but that's different. That's a matter of civic duty, he explains, avoiding eye contact. Internally, Sensei is reminded of the last time the NHK guy came to his door angling for a contract upgrade. To avoid this, Sensei snuck out his back window and left town for three days.
July 23, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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long mane, big hoof, shiny coat, what’s new, small ears, so cute, nice tail,
umamusume UI that reads “Mood: ↗️GOOD”
July 19, 2025 at 5:02 AM