Mick Johnson
@jickymonsoon.bsky.social
I’m not The Messiah….but I’m pretty close 😜
Have the @lasvegasraiders.bsky.social not sacked anyone yet?
January 7, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Have the @lasvegasraiders.bsky.social not sacked anyone yet?
My two sons have a wrestling podcast going…. Give it a go!!
Spotify code on pic!!
Spotify code on pic!!
December 18, 2024 at 4:38 PM
My two sons have a wrestling podcast going…. Give it a go!!
Spotify code on pic!!
Spotify code on pic!!
Does anyone know if its possible to take a skin graft from your buttocks and put it on somebody who isn't family?
Arse skin for a friend.
December 7, 2024 at 8:44 AM
Does anyone know if its possible to take a skin graft from your buttocks and put it on somebody who isn't family?
Arse skin for a friend.
During the Covid lockdown, if you had family round on Christmas Day, police could force entry to your home and make them go home.
Does anyone know if this is service is still available, and if you have to book?
Does anyone know if this is service is still available, and if you have to book?
December 7, 2024 at 8:43 AM
During the Covid lockdown, if you had family round on Christmas Day, police could force entry to your home and make them go home.
Does anyone know if this is service is still available, and if you have to book?
Does anyone know if this is service is still available, and if you have to book?
@cunardline.bsky.social great cruise on the Queen Victoria…loved it!
December 7, 2024 at 8:41 AM
@cunardline.bsky.social great cruise on the Queen Victoria…loved it!
Council tax….how can it be fair if I’m paying more in Hartlepool in a 2 bed bungalow…than someone in a 4 bed house in London???
December 2, 2024 at 8:50 AM
Council tax….how can it be fair if I’m paying more in Hartlepool in a 2 bed bungalow…than someone in a 4 bed house in London???
Raiders @ the Queefs….RN4L!!!
November 29, 2024 at 7:37 PM
Raiders @ the Queefs….RN4L!!!
If you get dumped, a mate will take you out for a beer.......a BEST mate will offer you a shovel, duct tape, bag of lime and an alibi!!!
November 29, 2024 at 7:35 PM
If you get dumped, a mate will take you out for a beer.......a BEST mate will offer you a shovel, duct tape, bag of lime and an alibi!!!
November 22, 2024 at 10:02 AM
God I hate nightshifts…..
November 21, 2024 at 3:17 AM
God I hate nightshifts…..
Knock knock
Who's there?
Ah.
Ah who?
Werewolves of London. 🎵🎵
Who's there?
Ah.
Ah who?
Werewolves of London. 🎵🎵
November 18, 2024 at 11:00 PM
Knock knock
Who's there?
Ah.
Ah who?
Werewolves of London. 🎵🎵
Who's there?
Ah.
Ah who?
Werewolves of London. 🎵🎵
Peppa Pig jigsaw…99p in Aldi!!
November 18, 2024 at 4:40 PM
Peppa Pig jigsaw…99p in Aldi!!
Time flies, eh?.....Coming here from the future, landing on my Sandwiches........Little bastards.
November 18, 2024 at 4:39 PM
Time flies, eh?.....Coming here from the future, landing on my Sandwiches........Little bastards.
Why can't Harry Potter tell the difference between his best mate and his cooking pot?
They're both cauldron.......
Really really sorry about this one....
They're both cauldron.......
Really really sorry about this one....
November 17, 2024 at 9:23 AM
Why can't Harry Potter tell the difference between his best mate and his cooking pot?
They're both cauldron.......
Really really sorry about this one....
They're both cauldron.......
Really really sorry about this one....
Santa comes down the chimney every year and it's magical. I do it twice off our balcony in 5 years and I have to go to counselling........
November 17, 2024 at 9:23 AM
Santa comes down the chimney every year and it's magical. I do it twice off our balcony in 5 years and I have to go to counselling........
Got a job as a church bell ringer.
It's my first day so they're just showing me the ropes.
It's my first day so they're just showing me the ropes.
November 17, 2024 at 8:28 AM
Got a job as a church bell ringer.
It's my first day so they're just showing me the ropes.
It's my first day so they're just showing me the ropes.
Gigs so far this year?? Bruce Dickinson, @downloadfest.bsky.social, @creeper & Deep Purple…loved them all!!!
November 16, 2024 at 9:11 PM
Gigs so far this year?? Bruce Dickinson, @downloadfest.bsky.social, @creeper & Deep Purple…loved them all!!!
Are the @lasvegasraiders.bsky.social gonna win a game this season?! #RN4L
November 16, 2024 at 9:09 PM
Are the @lasvegasraiders.bsky.social gonna win a game this season?! #RN4L