Gibran Mohamed
@jibbeyxd.bsky.social
I am the tree that falls in the forest, which no one is around to hear.
this guy used to be a professional footballer apparently.
I'm surprised he was able to pry himself away from the mirror long enough to play 90 minutes every week. 😂👊⚽
I'm surprised he was able to pry himself away from the mirror long enough to play 90 minutes every week. 😂👊⚽
December 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
this guy used to be a professional footballer apparently.
I'm surprised he was able to pry himself away from the mirror long enough to play 90 minutes every week. 😂👊⚽
I'm surprised he was able to pry himself away from the mirror long enough to play 90 minutes every week. 😂👊⚽
love the message, hate the messenger.
keep it real, Scotland! 👊😂😅
keep it real, Scotland! 👊😂😅
November 19, 2025 at 10:43 AM
love the message, hate the messenger.
keep it real, Scotland! 👊😂😅
keep it real, Scotland! 👊😂😅
naturally the best sauce (apart from mustard) that it goes with is this old chap:
November 14, 2025 at 7:57 PM
naturally the best sauce (apart from mustard) that it goes with is this old chap:
FMD... I think Sri Lanka might have invented the closest thing to the perfect banger this side of the English Channel. 😆👊
the best thing about these is the complete absence of gristle, something you rarely get in Aussie supermarket snaggers.
the best thing about these is the complete absence of gristle, something you rarely get in Aussie supermarket snaggers.
November 14, 2025 at 7:35 PM
FMD... I think Sri Lanka might have invented the closest thing to the perfect banger this side of the English Channel. 😆👊
the best thing about these is the complete absence of gristle, something you rarely get in Aussie supermarket snaggers.
the best thing about these is the complete absence of gristle, something you rarely get in Aussie supermarket snaggers.
not that Marc Skinner and Sir Alex have ANYTHING in common but until Skinner wins the league, I will forever be skeptical of his abilities as a manager.
now I finally know how United fans and media felt about SAF until we won the league in 1992/93.
#MUWomen
now I finally know how United fans and media felt about SAF until we won the league in 1992/93.
#MUWomen
November 13, 2025 at 11:22 AM
not that Marc Skinner and Sir Alex have ANYTHING in common but until Skinner wins the league, I will forever be skeptical of his abilities as a manager.
now I finally know how United fans and media felt about SAF until we won the league in 1992/93.
#MUWomen
now I finally know how United fans and media felt about SAF until we won the league in 1992/93.
#MUWomen
the rare non-food-item game changer.
granted, it does at times feel like you are washing your mouth out with Fanta but it is way less harsh than the sulphuric acid-like sensation of Listerine Original. 😂😅
granted, it does at times feel like you are washing your mouth out with Fanta but it is way less harsh than the sulphuric acid-like sensation of Listerine Original. 😂😅
November 13, 2025 at 12:21 AM
the rare non-food-item game changer.
granted, it does at times feel like you are washing your mouth out with Fanta but it is way less harsh than the sulphuric acid-like sensation of Listerine Original. 😂😅
granted, it does at times feel like you are washing your mouth out with Fanta but it is way less harsh than the sulphuric acid-like sensation of Listerine Original. 😂😅
Connoisseur makes pistachio gelato now??
God, I am so effing jealous. It better still be there when I get back to Aus!
God, I am so effing jealous. It better still be there when I get back to Aus!
November 12, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Connoisseur makes pistachio gelato now??
God, I am so effing jealous. It better still be there when I get back to Aus!
God, I am so effing jealous. It better still be there when I get back to Aus!
I just love that:
1) Filipino corned beef comes in individual sizes: Papa Bear, Mama Bear, Baby Bear and Goldilocks.
2) the most popular brand is named 'Argentina'.
Mabuhay Pilipinas, indeed!
1) Filipino corned beef comes in individual sizes: Papa Bear, Mama Bear, Baby Bear and Goldilocks.
2) the most popular brand is named 'Argentina'.
Mabuhay Pilipinas, indeed!
November 12, 2025 at 11:44 AM
I just love that:
1) Filipino corned beef comes in individual sizes: Papa Bear, Mama Bear, Baby Bear and Goldilocks.
2) the most popular brand is named 'Argentina'.
Mabuhay Pilipinas, indeed!
1) Filipino corned beef comes in individual sizes: Papa Bear, Mama Bear, Baby Bear and Goldilocks.
2) the most popular brand is named 'Argentina'.
Mabuhay Pilipinas, indeed!
absolute game changer.
I don't think I can go back to baked beans after this.
1) its a paste, so when you spread it on toast, it doesn't fall off the edge.
2) these are black beans, ergo they are much healthier for you.
"Once you go black..." well, you know the rest. 😂😅
I don't think I can go back to baked beans after this.
1) its a paste, so when you spread it on toast, it doesn't fall off the edge.
2) these are black beans, ergo they are much healthier for you.
"Once you go black..." well, you know the rest. 😂😅
November 4, 2025 at 11:21 PM
absolute game changer.
I don't think I can go back to baked beans after this.
1) its a paste, so when you spread it on toast, it doesn't fall off the edge.
2) these are black beans, ergo they are much healthier for you.
"Once you go black..." well, you know the rest. 😂😅
I don't think I can go back to baked beans after this.
1) its a paste, so when you spread it on toast, it doesn't fall off the edge.
2) these are black beans, ergo they are much healthier for you.
"Once you go black..." well, you know the rest. 😂😅
I could be wrong but I think my cookies-based targeted ads are trying to tell me I have a fat arse. 😂
as always: my GP hates me... and I think he may be behind these ads. 😅
as always: my GP hates me... and I think he may be behind these ads. 😅
October 27, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I could be wrong but I think my cookies-based targeted ads are trying to tell me I have a fat arse. 😂
as always: my GP hates me... and I think he may be behind these ads. 😅
as always: my GP hates me... and I think he may be behind these ads. 😅
I love the idea of Sokkah Twitter's own Athas (aka @artsapphire) hanging out here, watching football on a small, rickety TV box and shouting "shoot farken" every few minutes.
(this isn't his place btw. Its from the YouTuber Will Tennyson.)
😂😅
(this isn't his place btw. Its from the YouTuber Will Tennyson.)
😂😅
October 24, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I love the idea of Sokkah Twitter's own Athas (aka @artsapphire) hanging out here, watching football on a small, rickety TV box and shouting "shoot farken" every few minutes.
(this isn't his place btw. Its from the YouTuber Will Tennyson.)
😂😅
(this isn't his place btw. Its from the YouTuber Will Tennyson.)
😂😅
nothing symbolises modern multicultural Australia more than Thums Up appearing in a "Diwali Specials" section in a Coles catalogue. 😆👊
take THAT, anti-woke snowflakes!
now, turn up the bhangra musiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiic....
take THAT, anti-woke snowflakes!
now, turn up the bhangra musiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiic....
October 23, 2025 at 6:56 PM
nothing symbolises modern multicultural Australia more than Thums Up appearing in a "Diwali Specials" section in a Coles catalogue. 😆👊
take THAT, anti-woke snowflakes!
now, turn up the bhangra musiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiic....
take THAT, anti-woke snowflakes!
now, turn up the bhangra musiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiic....
BRAVO, Carlton mascot and shame on the club for forcing their mascot to do this gig!
October 23, 2025 at 10:22 AM
BRAVO, Carlton mascot and shame on the club for forcing their mascot to do this gig!
game changer.
I am pretty sure we have Elle & Vire in Australia but I don't think we have this.
damn shame. Those Frenchies sure know their "SHOKOLAAT".
this could seriously give YoGo, Paul's and Milky Max a run for their money Down Under.
Oui Oui!
I am pretty sure we have Elle & Vire in Australia but I don't think we have this.
damn shame. Those Frenchies sure know their "SHOKOLAAT".
this could seriously give YoGo, Paul's and Milky Max a run for their money Down Under.
Oui Oui!
October 15, 2025 at 7:46 PM
game changer.
I am pretty sure we have Elle & Vire in Australia but I don't think we have this.
damn shame. Those Frenchies sure know their "SHOKOLAAT".
this could seriously give YoGo, Paul's and Milky Max a run for their money Down Under.
Oui Oui!
I am pretty sure we have Elle & Vire in Australia but I don't think we have this.
damn shame. Those Frenchies sure know their "SHOKOLAAT".
this could seriously give YoGo, Paul's and Milky Max a run for their money Down Under.
Oui Oui!
I'm already disappointed that this is not going to be available in Australia because it is a local brand here, albeit manufactured by Coca-Cola.
it tastes like if coke and Red Bull had a very energetic, frantic and sleepless baby, that partied all night like a mini-Ibiza Final Boss.
it tastes like if coke and Red Bull had a very energetic, frantic and sleepless baby, that partied all night like a mini-Ibiza Final Boss.
October 8, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I'm already disappointed that this is not going to be available in Australia because it is a local brand here, albeit manufactured by Coca-Cola.
it tastes like if coke and Red Bull had a very energetic, frantic and sleepless baby, that partied all night like a mini-Ibiza Final Boss.
it tastes like if coke and Red Bull had a very energetic, frantic and sleepless baby, that partied all night like a mini-Ibiza Final Boss.
no doubt there are Italian brands that blow it out of the water but this is the best pesto I've ever had.
ngl its a little bit shocking this is a German brand.
you Italians better watch out, those Germans are coming for all your cultural stuff.
they started with ⚽ now its the turn of food!
😉👊🍝🍅
ngl its a little bit shocking this is a German brand.
you Italians better watch out, those Germans are coming for all your cultural stuff.
they started with ⚽ now its the turn of food!
😉👊🍝🍅
September 21, 2025 at 11:34 PM
no doubt there are Italian brands that blow it out of the water but this is the best pesto I've ever had.
ngl its a little bit shocking this is a German brand.
you Italians better watch out, those Germans are coming for all your cultural stuff.
they started with ⚽ now its the turn of food!
😉👊🍝🍅
ngl its a little bit shocking this is a German brand.
you Italians better watch out, those Germans are coming for all your cultural stuff.
they started with ⚽ now its the turn of food!
😉👊🍝🍅
the most perfect chocolate biscuit ever invented.
yes, McVities make a version that is very similar but it really isn't the same without that Aussie wheat. 👊
I will never forgive Arnott's for discontinuing this staple of my childhood. 😭
yes, McVities make a version that is very similar but it really isn't the same without that Aussie wheat. 👊
I will never forgive Arnott's for discontinuing this staple of my childhood. 😭
September 8, 2025 at 3:40 PM
the most perfect chocolate biscuit ever invented.
yes, McVities make a version that is very similar but it really isn't the same without that Aussie wheat. 👊
I will never forgive Arnott's for discontinuing this staple of my childhood. 😭
yes, McVities make a version that is very similar but it really isn't the same without that Aussie wheat. 👊
I will never forgive Arnott's for discontinuing this staple of my childhood. 😭
got the 'Heart Attack Scran Platter' ready to go for when United finish me off later... and not in a good way either.
strange to think that, if it all goes pear-shaped today, we could be watching Ruben's last match in charge of United.
this is what we have been reduced to.
#MUFC #GGMU #MUWomen
strange to think that, if it all goes pear-shaped today, we could be watching Ruben's last match in charge of United.
this is what we have been reduced to.
#MUFC #GGMU #MUWomen
August 30, 2025 at 1:17 PM
*update... its not quite up to Cheng family of the South Melbourne Market-level quality but it is the closest thing to dim sims I can find on this side of the Indian Ocean.
God bless the Chinese.
God bless the Chinese.
August 27, 2025 at 11:14 AM
*update... its not quite up to Cheng family of the South Melbourne Market-level quality but it is the closest thing to dim sims I can find on this side of the Indian Ocean.
God bless the Chinese.
God bless the Chinese.
heres my 'Watching United for the first time in years' starter kit.
it was the last Quadratini on the shelf too.
I figured if United are going to disappoint me (which they inevitably will), I might as well eat my feelings.
thanks a lot United, you are going to force my big arse to join a gym! 😂😅
it was the last Quadratini on the shelf too.
I figured if United are going to disappoint me (which they inevitably will), I might as well eat my feelings.
thanks a lot United, you are going to force my big arse to join a gym! 😂😅
August 17, 2025 at 12:09 PM
heres my 'Watching United for the first time in years' starter kit.
it was the last Quadratini on the shelf too.
I figured if United are going to disappoint me (which they inevitably will), I might as well eat my feelings.
thanks a lot United, you are going to force my big arse to join a gym! 😂😅
it was the last Quadratini on the shelf too.
I figured if United are going to disappoint me (which they inevitably will), I might as well eat my feelings.
thanks a lot United, you are going to force my big arse to join a gym! 😂😅
never thought I'd live to see the day where Hank Hill likes soccer (football).
of course, he would never admit it to his alley buddies but at least the round ball game has won over America's dad!
#KingOfTheHill
of course, he would never admit it to his alley buddies but at least the round ball game has won over America's dad!
#KingOfTheHill
August 6, 2025 at 1:19 PM
never thought I'd live to see the day where Hank Hill likes soccer (football).
of course, he would never admit it to his alley buddies but at least the round ball game has won over America's dad!
#KingOfTheHill
of course, he would never admit it to his alley buddies but at least the round ball game has won over America's dad!
#KingOfTheHill
this is what Sacha Baron Cohen looks like now??
I guess all those years being married to an Aussie woman finally had an effect on old Sash. 😂😅
I guess all those years being married to an Aussie woman finally had an effect on old Sash. 😂😅
August 5, 2025 at 10:53 AM
this is what Sacha Baron Cohen looks like now??
I guess all those years being married to an Aussie woman finally had an effect on old Sash. 😂😅
I guess all those years being married to an Aussie woman finally had an effect on old Sash. 😂😅
Lionesses marketing can be a little OTT at times but whoever came up with this shirt deserves a raise. I want one!
July 1, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Lionesses marketing can be a little OTT at times but whoever came up with this shirt deserves a raise. I want one!
tbf Australia doesn't dominate at these two sports either but, for some reason, we don't face the same level of scrutiny as China does.
whoever says "keep politics out of sport" is clearly not being heard.
whoever says "keep politics out of sport" is clearly not being heard.
June 19, 2025 at 4:25 PM
tbf Australia doesn't dominate at these two sports either but, for some reason, we don't face the same level of scrutiny as China does.
whoever says "keep politics out of sport" is clearly not being heard.
whoever says "keep politics out of sport" is clearly not being heard.