jesus christ why's the ATM got DSLs
February 20, 2026 at 3:54 AM
jesus christ why's the ATM got DSLs
original OVA Doctor Ido out here looking like goddamn Egon The Stampede
February 20, 2026 at 3:42 AM
original OVA Doctor Ido out here looking like goddamn Egon The Stampede
Larry David and Gloria Allred have both entered that uncanny phase wherein every real photo of them looks more like a person mockingly cosplaying AS them and I can't articulate why
February 19, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Larry David and Gloria Allred have both entered that uncanny phase wherein every real photo of them looks more like a person mockingly cosplaying AS them and I can't articulate why
nothing but respect for deep-cut gamer tattoos, you rarely see Rayman tattoos at all much less Globox
February 19, 2026 at 1:01 PM
nothing but respect for deep-cut gamer tattoos, you rarely see Rayman tattoos at all much less Globox
I didn't understand what they meant by "video games cater to male power fantasies" until now
February 19, 2026 at 12:15 AM
I didn't understand what they meant by "video games cater to male power fantasies" until now
winter hiatus is over and the girls are out of the gate. Roddie is already fucking up my x-axis with record-breaking drops.
February 19, 2026 at 12:11 AM
winter hiatus is over and the girls are out of the gate. Roddie is already fucking up my x-axis with record-breaking drops.
bedtime for bird butts
February 17, 2026 at 3:23 AM
bedtime for bird butts
formerly a chuchu rocket gimmick account, can no longer compete with the top tier gimmick accounts (bar too high around here)
instead surrendering to my two core interests, sega minutiae and chicken farming
instead surrendering to my two core interests, sega minutiae and chicken farming
February 16, 2026 at 3:19 PM
formerly a chuchu rocket gimmick account, can no longer compete with the top tier gimmick accounts (bar too high around here)
instead surrendering to my two core interests, sega minutiae and chicken farming
instead surrendering to my two core interests, sega minutiae and chicken farming
this amazingly un-catchy URL for a *flagship web-driven game release* not only hearkens to a time when nobody bothered making their addresses memorable, but also didn't bother registering useful domains
at that exact moment, Sonic Team dot com was already taken by a fansite!
at that exact moment, Sonic Team dot com was already taken by a fansite!
December 22, 2025 at 9:09 PM
this amazingly un-catchy URL for a *flagship web-driven game release* not only hearkens to a time when nobody bothered making their addresses memorable, but also didn't bother registering useful domains
at that exact moment, Sonic Team dot com was already taken by a fansite!
at that exact moment, Sonic Team dot com was already taken by a fansite!
I, too, have lucked onto an arbitrary image entirely through a customary roll of the dice
December 22, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I, too, have lucked onto an arbitrary image entirely through a customary roll of the dice
Konami: "when we try bring Mystical Ninja games to the US they sell poorly. Americans just don't understand this franchise no matter how we advertise it"
Konami, advertising Mystical Ninja in the US:
Konami, advertising Mystical Ninja in the US:
April 29, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Konami: "when we try bring Mystical Ninja games to the US they sell poorly. Americans just don't understand this franchise no matter how we advertise it"
Konami, advertising Mystical Ninja in the US:
Konami, advertising Mystical Ninja in the US:
EGM October 1999:
People really, REALLY wanted to believe that Project Ares (Eternal / Skies of Arcadia) was going to be a Phantasy Star revival, but it was not; the actual Phantasy Star revival two years later was actually a Diablo clone. Things might have been very different.
People really, REALLY wanted to believe that Project Ares (Eternal / Skies of Arcadia) was going to be a Phantasy Star revival, but it was not; the actual Phantasy Star revival two years later was actually a Diablo clone. Things might have been very different.
April 29, 2025 at 2:30 PM
EGM October 1999:
People really, REALLY wanted to believe that Project Ares (Eternal / Skies of Arcadia) was going to be a Phantasy Star revival, but it was not; the actual Phantasy Star revival two years later was actually a Diablo clone. Things might have been very different.
People really, REALLY wanted to believe that Project Ares (Eternal / Skies of Arcadia) was going to be a Phantasy Star revival, but it was not; the actual Phantasy Star revival two years later was actually a Diablo clone. Things might have been very different.
The fall 1999 print ad for Sonic Adventure on Dreamcast cuts together screens from in front of Twinkle Park, then in front of the Hotel, and then all the way into the "At Dawn" segment of Speed Highway, as if they are a single contiguous scene
boy I hope somebody got fired for that blunder
boy I hope somebody got fired for that blunder
April 29, 2025 at 2:16 PM
The fall 1999 print ad for Sonic Adventure on Dreamcast cuts together screens from in front of Twinkle Park, then in front of the Hotel, and then all the way into the "At Dawn" segment of Speed Highway, as if they are a single contiguous scene
boy I hope somebody got fired for that blunder
boy I hope somebody got fired for that blunder
[visibly sweating] w-what the fuck did you call me
April 24, 2025 at 5:24 PM
[visibly sweating] w-what the fuck did you call me
seaman? with God's perfect child right here in front of your eyes??
April 24, 2025 at 5:17 PM
seaman? with God's perfect child right here in front of your eyes??
confident marketing from the makers of
-Lemmings
-Oh no! More Lemmings
-Ah fuck! Yet More Lemmings
-Fucking Hell, How Are There Still More of These Little Shits That I Clearly Hate Yet Must Advertise
-Lemmings
-Oh no! More Lemmings
-Ah fuck! Yet More Lemmings
-Fucking Hell, How Are There Still More of These Little Shits That I Clearly Hate Yet Must Advertise
April 24, 2025 at 5:01 PM
confident marketing from the makers of
-Lemmings
-Oh no! More Lemmings
-Ah fuck! Yet More Lemmings
-Fucking Hell, How Are There Still More of These Little Shits That I Clearly Hate Yet Must Advertise
-Lemmings
-Oh no! More Lemmings
-Ah fuck! Yet More Lemmings
-Fucking Hell, How Are There Still More of These Little Shits That I Clearly Hate Yet Must Advertise
damning testimony by seminal Sonic Hater @mikedrucker.bsky.social (EGM #112, Oct 1998)
April 24, 2025 at 4:53 PM
damning testimony by seminal Sonic Hater @mikedrucker.bsky.social (EGM #112, Oct 1998)
the greatest lie the devil ever told was that Sonic Adventure was going to run at 60fps (EGM #112, 1998)
also I'm still a diehard Diehard GameFan fan, but EGM clearly went out of their way to hire somebody with real art degrees to do these impeccably crisp layouts.
also I'm still a diehard Diehard GameFan fan, but EGM clearly went out of their way to hire somebody with real art degrees to do these impeccably crisp layouts.
April 24, 2025 at 4:51 PM
the greatest lie the devil ever told was that Sonic Adventure was going to run at 60fps (EGM #112, 1998)
also I'm still a diehard Diehard GameFan fan, but EGM clearly went out of their way to hire somebody with real art degrees to do these impeccably crisp layouts.
also I'm still a diehard Diehard GameFan fan, but EGM clearly went out of their way to hire somebody with real art degrees to do these impeccably crisp layouts.
Shenmue II US DC print advertisement from EGM, November 2001. The switch to Xbox-exclusive was so last-minute, it's hard to believe US DC copies weren't already being pressed.
April 24, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Shenmue II US DC print advertisement from EGM, November 2001. The switch to Xbox-exclusive was so last-minute, it's hard to believe US DC copies weren't already being pressed.
