Jay Hornswaggle
jhornswaggle.bsky.social
Jay Hornswaggle
@jhornswaggle.bsky.social
Soon to be ex-football fan. Expat Scouser in Western Scotland.
Daaaaad, Megatron tipped her basket over
November 23, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Derp
November 23, 2025 at 11:01 AM
I've let this bother me way more than I should
November 18, 2025 at 8:23 PM
This isn't just my favourite hat, it's also magical. Wherever I leave it around the house, it magically finds it's way back into the same drawer
November 16, 2025 at 12:15 PM
They're not the same animal
November 15, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Fuck off!
November 15, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Got a load of chillis from this a few months ago and it's started flowering again.
November 15, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Fulham have lost 4 straight league games you say.....
November 8, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Sefton Park - clockwise because I'm not a psychopath
November 8, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Cats on bookshelves
November 1, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Did ever a cat look more relaxed?
October 30, 2025 at 7:31 PM
October 26, 2025 at 3:43 PM
It's learning
October 24, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Listening to last week's charity shop find while working on my thesis' lit review is top Sundaying
October 19, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Pub dogs, Unit addition. Meet Luna and Elvis
October 15, 2025 at 5:43 PM
The celebrated solo pint
October 14, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Today's charity shop finds
October 13, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Subtle peado trap in this village
October 13, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Pet shop in Wigtown
October 13, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Who's your favourite deceased F1 driver? Mine is...
October 12, 2025 at 8:44 PM
My mate Izzy
October 12, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Erm...we just looked in the basement of the holiday cottage we're staying at and I'm not sure we're getting out alive
October 11, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Apparently I'm not allowed to make the bed at all today
October 10, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Of course it's hard to compare different eras so opinion and guesswork is in play. Broken Dreams by @robsawyer.bsky.social is well worth a look mate, contemporary reports on Sagar for Everton and England as well as his stats deffo put him up there
October 7, 2025 at 12:53 PM
I get to 1 Everton game a year. As games go that was both the best and worst I've been to in years
October 5, 2025 at 5:27 PM