An island
jhohoho.bsky.social
An island
@jhohoho.bsky.social
I am, in fact, an island. Suck it, John Donne.
Who in the hell are the 21%? This is the voter information we actually need so that we can send wellness checks to their homes.
October 29, 2025 at 7:47 PM
The thread I saw today about Richie not really being Carny's cousin makes sense now.
October 29, 2025 at 4:46 AM
If BC used the clause to confiscate all the Albertans' summer cabins that would be hilarious AF.
October 29, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I keep hoping that I'll be able to be a Conservative again someday, and the Conservative Party just keeps on being incredibly stupid.
October 29, 2025 at 3:20 AM
The most bizarre aspect of people who claim they are not free is that on this continent we have the freedom to let our children die of easily preventable diseases without being charged with criminal neglect.

How much more freedom do you need?

How is that not completely, insanely free?
October 28, 2025 at 8:48 PM
This is actually a good application for the whole "soft times create soft people" thing.

Soft in the head.
October 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
No doubt, but despite having the average teenage boys fixation with WWII, I would have never known that was a Nazi symbol if I'd seen it on the wall of the tattoo parlor.
October 26, 2025 at 3:36 AM
A skull and crossbones put on in a foreign country while drunk. Yeah sure, whatever. Run'em out of the party.

The Democrats are going to find a way to lose again. Spectacular.
October 26, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Famous != Smart
October 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
They just need to lock down enough of the parts that vote blue.
October 25, 2025 at 5:03 PM
The theme of current conservativism is "we say the quiet bit out loud now".
October 25, 2025 at 4:57 PM
That is the Overton window slamming wide open, that is. Time to discuss administering the oath of citizenship to dogs.
October 23, 2025 at 3:46 AM
These people who think you can't accidentally get a Nazi tattoo don't understand how certain people come to have tattoos.
October 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Norway has managed it. I don't know of anyone else.
October 21, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Albertans who remember the Heritage Fund should be terrified of the prospect of the Province managing their pension fund.
October 21, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I really enjoyed the part where they blamed the NDP government for not being able to fix 50 years of conservative problems in a single 4-year term.

I have fun conversations with my Albertan father-in-law.
October 21, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I ask myself what the MAGA response would be if the roles were flipped, and then I go ahead and let myself enjoy the asshole's pain.
October 20, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Crab bucket.
October 20, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Yeah, a lot of women's lives are just the right soundtrack away from obviously being set in the horror genre.
October 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
This is the place you end up in when you have no beliefs of your own other than an opposition to the beliefs of others.
October 18, 2025 at 9:09 PM
The political right is basically humorless and self-important and therefore create terrible art that even they don't enjoy.

This is why they need to follow left-wing people around ridiculing them; left wing people do interesting and entertaining things and have the ability to laugh at themselves.
October 18, 2025 at 7:15 PM
That sounds about right. Even if it's as high as 20%, it's still a good lesson in the role of luck in our lives.
October 18, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Babies born with AIDS.

Child sex trafficking.

People with mental health issues living in the street.

Weekly school shootings.

People who say that "everything happens for a reason" or "God works in mysterious ways" are clearly worshiping a monster.
October 18, 2025 at 2:59 PM