Jacob K.
@jhk4r4c4.bsky.social
Father, lawyer, Gen-Xer, gay man, Chicagoan.
Brilliant. Artsy and cliche at the same time. Hu6e does she do it?
November 10, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Brilliant. Artsy and cliche at the same time. Hu6e does she do it?
Oh man, it's like satire, but different.
November 5, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Oh man, it's like satire, but different.
Ooh a little silver body paint on them and chef's kiss*MWAH*!
November 4, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Ooh a little silver body paint on them and chef's kiss*MWAH*!
NYT Proposed Headline: "New Jersey Freeloaders No Longer - the Truth Behind Ciatarelli's Claims" (Article discusses all of the potential implications of unpaid taxes from WFH'ers and only the last paragraph mentions that employers and employees are bound to the same tax laws as everyone else.)
November 4, 2025 at 8:13 PM
NYT Proposed Headline: "New Jersey Freeloaders No Longer - the Truth Behind Ciatarelli's Claims" (Article discusses all of the potential implications of unpaid taxes from WFH'ers and only the last paragraph mentions that employers and employees are bound to the same tax laws as everyone else.)
Voiceover: Aloof Wives across the City take note and perk up: "They're onto us!"
Aloof Husbands hear the reports and slouch back into their easy chairs and think "Soon they will feel what it means to ignore us. Soon!"
Aloof Husbands hear the reports and slouch back into their easy chairs and think "Soon they will feel what it means to ignore us. Soon!"
November 4, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Voiceover: Aloof Wives across the City take note and perk up: "They're onto us!"
Aloof Husbands hear the reports and slouch back into their easy chairs and think "Soon they will feel what it means to ignore us. Soon!"
Aloof Husbands hear the reports and slouch back into their easy chairs and think "Soon they will feel what it means to ignore us. Soon!"
Just wandered in. What a world! 😂
November 4, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Just wandered in. What a world! 😂
Still waiting by the phone for your call.
November 4, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Still waiting by the phone for your call.
Interesting theory: I guess that explains why I've been saying way too much unsolicited "Shady" Vance's shiny melon head musings On my feed lately.
November 4, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Interesting theory: I guess that explains why I've been saying way too much unsolicited "Shady" Vance's shiny melon head musings On my feed lately.
In the end, it's our social contract to enforce and change as we might or can.
November 4, 2025 at 6:33 PM
In the end, it's our social contract to enforce and change as we might or can.
Yes! [Insert all praise words here.]
November 4, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Yes! [Insert all praise words here.]
Exactly. Murder is the new black.
October 30, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Exactly. Murder is the new black.
Honestly, at this point, anyone who believes anything out of their mouth-holes deserves all the gaslight.
October 30, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Honestly, at this point, anyone who believes anything out of their mouth-holes deserves all the gaslight.
October 30, 2025 at 7:57 PM
We did that in the 80's, too.... Gasp! Were we bullies??
October 30, 2025 at 7:55 PM
We did that in the 80's, too.... Gasp! Were we bullies??
Agreed, but I think those types of polls would have more importance if that type of test for knowledge of reality preceded your ability to vote as well.
October 29, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Agreed, but I think those types of polls would have more importance if that type of test for knowledge of reality preceded your ability to vote as well.
Did you develop any strange evil powers after that, besides maybe finding really good deals on insurance? #boringoriginstories
October 29, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Did you develop any strange evil powers after that, besides maybe finding really good deals on insurance? #boringoriginstories
Dick and/or cock lol
October 29, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Dick and/or cock lol