John Heisel
jheisel.bsky.social
John Heisel
@jheisel.bsky.social
Former expat in Moscow. Currently a Brooklyn dad.
What is “Your cou sin from bos ton”?
November 16, 2025 at 4:15 AM
What are Mr. Beasts?
November 15, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Quick, go buy a mega millions ticket and take your chance!
November 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
What is the treat?
November 7, 2025 at 11:34 AM
What is a tight end?
November 5, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Oh man I’m gonna have to pick this up at the deli tomorrow. Great cover lol.
November 5, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Could you reschedule for a week later, as I’ll be out of town on November 18th. Thanks!
October 28, 2025 at 2:41 AM
What is Bing?
October 26, 2025 at 12:15 PM
*ad. Sorry I had to yell at my teenagers lol.
October 21, 2025 at 3:32 AM
sure yes but at least have one game where Ohtani throws a no hitter while smashing eight home runs somehow.

And play the Ontario as 6000 times
October 21, 2025 at 3:30 AM
This is showing on one of the HBO channels right now. Is it somehow showing on Showtime as well? I don’t know why this feels like a big deal to me.
October 20, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Have you tried sending an invoice?
October 20, 2025 at 3:05 AM
What is the chicken dance?
October 14, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Who is Pop Tart?
October 14, 2025 at 10:21 AM
I spent the first 30 seconds or so certain this was a joke and that something would happen that was - maybe not good, but at least something - but then it never ended.
October 14, 2025 at 12:05 AM
What is school?
October 13, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I mean we got online in late 92 or early 93 via Prodigy and dial-up BBSs so yeah. I can’t think of anyone I wasn’t an “irl” friend either first that I still “follow” from that time but maybe there is someone. Surely some random names I google from time to time lol.
October 9, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Second time this week I have lost this game! Fun!
October 1, 2025 at 11:12 AM
10.0 on pitchfork! (Tbh it is a great album)
September 29, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I saw those. Fingers crossed they come to my backyard!
September 29, 2025 at 10:31 AM