John Heaton (not the 18th-century painter)
@jheaton416.bsky.social
Madison, Wisconsin. Hospitality industry professional, physically disabled, PC(USA) deacon, singer, lover of armadillos. He/him/his. Not the John Heaton who painted this: https://www.metmuseum.org/art/collection/search/909427
Tina Smith seems to be enjoying her decision not to seek reelection.
November 20, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Tina Smith seems to be enjoying her decision not to seek reelection.
For a year recently being touted as a perfect music year, there sure are a lot of crummy songs on this chart.
Via Charlie's 80s Attic Radio Station
Via Charlie's 80s Attic Radio Station
November 18, 2025 at 8:00 PM
For a year recently being touted as a perfect music year, there sure are a lot of crummy songs on this chart.
Via Charlie's 80s Attic Radio Station
Via Charlie's 80s Attic Radio Station
With alt text and credit to the cartoonist, @katebeaton.bsky.social
November 18, 2025 at 5:45 PM
With alt text and credit to the cartoonist, @katebeaton.bsky.social
Well, I did see Phineas and Ferb: Star Wars, but after way more thought than the question deserved, I decided that doesn't count. Even if it was a Disney prduction, it was a parody, not a spin-off. (Also: Worst. Phineas and Ferb. Ever.)
November 17, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Well, I did see Phineas and Ferb: Star Wars, but after way more thought than the question deserved, I decided that doesn't count. Even if it was a Disney prduction, it was a parody, not a spin-off. (Also: Worst. Phineas and Ferb. Ever.)
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
Two-plus hours of Mozart's greatest hits performed by a world-class orchestra, what's better than that?
Two-plus hours of Mozart's greatest hits performed by a world-class orchestra, what's better than that?
November 17, 2025 at 2:01 AM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
Two-plus hours of Mozart's greatest hits performed by a world-class orchestra, what's better than that?
Two-plus hours of Mozart's greatest hits performed by a world-class orchestra, what's better than that?
I made this and uploaded it to Tenor a few months ago but I can never find it when searching from Bluesky. I know, it's a tiger, but whad'ya gonna do. Link: tenor.com/ohlthGXC0jW....
November 15, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I made this and uploaded it to Tenor a few months ago but I can never find it when searching from Bluesky. I know, it's a tiger, but whad'ya gonna do. Link: tenor.com/ohlthGXC0jW....
The GOP looking at how young men voted today:
November 5, 2025 at 4:30 AM
The GOP looking at how young men voted today:
Come see me and 199 of my closest friends perform next Monday! It's free!
More info about Cheers, Madison: cheersmadisonchoir.com
More info about Cheers, Madison: cheersmadisonchoir.com
November 4, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Come see me and 199 of my closest friends perform next Monday! It's free!
More info about Cheers, Madison: cheersmadisonchoir.com
More info about Cheers, Madison: cheersmadisonchoir.com
Everyone wants to be able to say "I voted!" today!
November 4, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Everyone wants to be able to say "I voted!" today!
I'll be answering one of these each day at 2:00 p.m. during the month of November.
#MusicAsk
#MusicChallenge
#MusicSky
#MusicAsk
#MusicChallenge
#MusicSky
November 1, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I'll be answering one of these each day at 2:00 p.m. during the month of November.
#MusicAsk
#MusicChallenge
#MusicSky
#MusicAsk
#MusicChallenge
#MusicSky
This inspired me to look for this old tweet, and I realize now that the actual set-up for David Bowie's appearance in Bing Crosby's Merrie Olde Christmas was stranger and more contrived than my version.
October 30, 2025 at 3:39 AM
This inspired me to look for this old tweet, and I realize now that the actual set-up for David Bowie's appearance in Bing Crosby's Merrie Olde Christmas was stranger and more contrived than my version.
Irresponsibly posting Batman's location on social media
October 29, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Irresponsibly posting Batman's location on social media
STOP! 🛑
Wallpaper check
Wallpaper check
October 27, 2025 at 1:11 AM
STOP! 🛑
Wallpaper check
Wallpaper check
23rd anniversary of the death of U.S. Sen. Paul Wellstone, whom I worked for in his DC office in the mid-90s. A great guy, one of the best bosses I ever had.
October 25, 2025 at 6:19 PM
23rd anniversary of the death of U.S. Sen. Paul Wellstone, whom I worked for in his DC office in the mid-90s. A great guy, one of the best bosses I ever had.
Who's solving the Louvre robbery? Right answers only
October 20, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Who's solving the Louvre robbery? Right answers only
Who is solving the Louvre robbery?
October 20, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Who is solving the Louvre robbery?
Who robbed the Louvre right answers only
October 19, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Who robbed the Louvre right answers only
To that point, the actual U.S. Army was at UW-Madison today, using a giant Plinko game to attract new recruits.
October 18, 2025 at 11:46 PM
To that point, the actual U.S. Army was at UW-Madison today, using a giant Plinko game to attract new recruits.
Or constructing a 30-foot tall Plinko tower in Madison, Wisconsin. Dozens of uniformed Army soldiers were on hand to drop footballs down the sides of the tower for people to try to catch at the bottom, hand out swag, and recruit new enlistees.
October 18, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Or constructing a 30-foot tall Plinko tower in Madison, Wisconsin. Dozens of uniformed Army soldiers were on hand to drop footballs down the sides of the tower for people to try to catch at the bottom, hand out swag, and recruit new enlistees.
I was married but I’m not married any more. Women don’t like the vehicle.
October 18, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I was married but I’m not married any more. Women don’t like the vehicle.
No money to legally pay the troops but plenty to construct a 30-foot tall Plinko game at @uwmadison.bsky.social
October 17, 2025 at 3:40 PM
No money to legally pay the troops but plenty to construct a 30-foot tall Plinko game at @uwmadison.bsky.social
A Mumford & Sons song just came up on the playlist and this all-time classic sprang to mind.
October 16, 2025 at 8:00 PM
A Mumford & Sons song just came up on the playlist and this all-time classic sprang to mind.
Reskeet with a frog to scare ICE 🐸
October 11, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Reskeet with a frog to scare ICE 🐸
I just realized Spotify doesn't know how alphabetization works. "In the Midnight Hour" and "In the Street" should come before "Inside Out," and "I Saw Her Again," "I Saw Her Standing There," and "I Saw the Light" should come before all of the others.
October 9, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I just realized Spotify doesn't know how alphabetization works. "In the Midnight Hour" and "In the Street" should come before "Inside Out," and "I Saw Her Again," "I Saw Her Standing There," and "I Saw the Light" should come before all of the others.
[nerd] this is actually Matrix, a synthetic lifeform created by a heroic version of Lex Luthor from a pocket universe, not Kara Zor-El. Boy, I really hope someone got fired for that blunder. [/nerd]
October 4, 2025 at 8:25 PM
[nerd] this is actually Matrix, a synthetic lifeform created by a heroic version of Lex Luthor from a pocket universe, not Kara Zor-El. Boy, I really hope someone got fired for that blunder. [/nerd]