Jeff Haagenstad
@jhaagenstad.bsky.social
No. I'm not interested in your crypto scam. No, I'm not interested in being catfished by some young floozy. No, I don't have social media as a vector for you to try to con me. If you try to, I WILL waste your time.
I feast on your pain.
I feast on your pain.
This may be an unpopular opinion, but hey, #MinnesotaVikings: the J J McCarthy experiment was a failure. Move on.
October 8, 2025 at 3:29 AM
This may be an unpopular opinion, but hey, #MinnesotaVikings: the J J McCarthy experiment was a failure. Move on.
Can someone please make House Speaker #MikeJohnson just do his damn job???
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Newsom Uses Johnson’s Own Words to Question Him on Epstein Files
California Gov. Gavin Newsom seems to be relishing his role as the Democrats’ troller-in-chief. On Monday he clapped back at Speaker Mike Johnson for saying “when the simple truth is on your side, you...
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October 7, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Can someone please make House Speaker #MikeJohnson just do his damn job???
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Don't really count myself as a country music fan, in particular #ZachBryan, but I 1000% love his new song.
Thanks, Zach!
We HAVE lost the plot here in America
Thanks, Zach!
We HAVE lost the plot here in America
October 7, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Don't really count myself as a country music fan, in particular #ZachBryan, but I 1000% love his new song.
Thanks, Zach!
We HAVE lost the plot here in America
Thanks, Zach!
We HAVE lost the plot here in America
How does MN Rep Tom Emmer keep his job? He's an objectively lousy congressman, consistently voting against his constituents' best interests. Seriously, how many cocks does he suck and how good is he at it? Minnesota needs these questions answered.
#Minnesota #MAGA #Morons
#Minnesota #MAGA #Morons
October 3, 2025 at 11:22 PM
How does MN Rep Tom Emmer keep his job? He's an objectively lousy congressman, consistently voting against his constituents' best interests. Seriously, how many cocks does he suck and how good is he at it? Minnesota needs these questions answered.
#Minnesota #MAGA #Morons
#Minnesota #MAGA #Morons
You know, this is actually just really simple: movies with AI "actresses" like #TillyNorwood, I'm just gonna skip. I don't mind CGI on real humans, I don't mind celeb voices in cartoons. But we can just all agree to reject fake people, right? Problem solved.
September 30, 2025 at 6:32 PM
You know, this is actually just really simple: movies with AI "actresses" like #TillyNorwood, I'm just gonna skip. I don't mind CGI on real humans, I don't mind celeb voices in cartoons. But we can just all agree to reject fake people, right? Problem solved.
So we need the Secret Service to investigate an escalator that can't lift your fat ass? A teleprompter you can't read? Normal audio? You need to "charge" Comey with lying, the straightest white man who ever lived? You thin-skinned fucking baby. #Trump #Grievance #Baby #Whiner #MAGA #Cry #Dicktator
September 25, 2025 at 1:22 PM
So we need the Secret Service to investigate an escalator that can't lift your fat ass? A teleprompter you can't read? Normal audio? You need to "charge" Comey with lying, the straightest white man who ever lived? You thin-skinned fucking baby. #Trump #Grievance #Baby #Whiner #MAGA #Cry #Dicktator
"Tom Homan isn't going anywhere. Tom Homan isn't shutting up." How about, and I mean this with love, if Tom Homan eats a big bag of dicks.
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#Homan #MAGA #Trump #Criminal #Grift #Sleazeball #Scumbag #Corrupt #Asshole #Moron #HateFilled #Duh
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#Homan #MAGA #Trump #Criminal #Grift #Sleazeball #Scumbag #Corrupt #Asshole #Moron #HateFilled #Duh
White House says Tom Homan did ‘nothing wrong’ following reports he accepted a bag of cash
White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt offered a forceful defense of border czar Tom Homan in the wake of reports that he accepted a bag of cash from undercover FBI agents, insisting on Monday t...
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September 23, 2025 at 11:18 PM
"Tom Homan isn't going anywhere. Tom Homan isn't shutting up." How about, and I mean this with love, if Tom Homan eats a big bag of dicks.
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#Homan #MAGA #Trump #Criminal #Grift #Sleazeball #Scumbag #Corrupt #Asshole #Moron #HateFilled #Duh
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#Homan #MAGA #Trump #Criminal #Grift #Sleazeball #Scumbag #Corrupt #Asshole #Moron #HateFilled #Duh
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So what's the deal? My wife packed my stuff and I've been sitting on my front step all day. Has the rapture not happened? Did I miss it? Did they miss me? Am I not good enough? #Rapture #Goofy #Evangelicals #Judgement #Nutjobs
September 23, 2025 at 1:02 AM
So what's the deal? My wife packed my stuff and I've been sitting on my front step all day. Has the rapture not happened? Did I miss it? Did they miss me? Am I not good enough? #Rapture #Goofy #Evangelicals #Judgement #Nutjobs
Yeah. That'll sway those ill-formed pre-frontal cortexes. Nothing like a cranky old white person to bring home a college student.
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Tucker Carlson, Megyn Kelly and Glenn Beck among conservatives who will help complete Charlie Kirk’s college tour
A collection of elected Republicans and prominent conservatives are stepping in to serve as featured guests on the national college tour that slain conservative activist Charlie Kirk was embarked on b...
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September 22, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Yeah. That'll sway those ill-formed pre-frontal cortexes. Nothing like a cranky old white person to bring home a college student.
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Kimmel, too, huh?
Where's the outrage at the Federal Govt applying pressure to silence their critical? Don't give me that "private company" BS. Trump's FCC chair applying the pressure to ABC, CBS worrying about SEC. GOVT PRESSURE! #1stAmendment #Facism #Snowflakes #MAGAts #CancrlCulture
Where's the outrage at the Federal Govt applying pressure to silence their critical? Don't give me that "private company" BS. Trump's FCC chair applying the pressure to ABC, CBS worrying about SEC. GOVT PRESSURE! #1stAmendment #Facism #Snowflakes #MAGAts #CancrlCulture
September 18, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Kimmel, too, huh?
Where's the outrage at the Federal Govt applying pressure to silence their critical? Don't give me that "private company" BS. Trump's FCC chair applying the pressure to ABC, CBS worrying about SEC. GOVT PRESSURE! #1stAmendment #Facism #Snowflakes #MAGAts #CancrlCulture
Where's the outrage at the Federal Govt applying pressure to silence their critical? Don't give me that "private company" BS. Trump's FCC chair applying the pressure to ABC, CBS worrying about SEC. GOVT PRESSURE! #1stAmendment #Facism #Snowflakes #MAGAts #CancrlCulture
So Utah Gov. Spencer Cox and I agree on something: Social Media has become dangerous and I think Step 1 is to eliminate Section 230 that shields SM companies from responsibility when their platforms carry hate speech. #DoSomething
September 15, 2025 at 12:54 PM
So Utah Gov. Spencer Cox and I agree on something: Social Media has become dangerous and I think Step 1 is to eliminate Section 230 that shields SM companies from responsibility when their platforms carry hate speech. #DoSomething
Some things I don't celebrate, others I don't mourn.
September 10, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Some things I don't celebrate, others I don't mourn.
I guess we need a domestic passport system to keep normal people from going to Florida, but mostly to keep Floridians contained in their soon-to-be disease-infected state away from normal people. #Florida #Vaccine #Rubes #Morons #FuckFlorida #FuckRFK #FuckDesantis #BuildTheWall
September 4, 2025 at 12:48 PM
I guess we need a domestic passport system to keep normal people from going to Florida, but mostly to keep Floridians contained in their soon-to-be disease-infected state away from normal people. #Florida #Vaccine #Rubes #Morons #FuckFlorida #FuckRFK #FuckDesantis #BuildTheWall
Gotta love Texas. No big deal if 20 people get shot in a Catholic church... But let one of their rubes shoot some kids playing "Ding Dong Ditch" and their all "Muh rights, them dang kids messin' with mah property" Outrage! #Outrage #FuckTexas #Texas #Rednecks #Rubes #Conservatives
September 3, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Gotta love Texas. No big deal if 20 people get shot in a Catholic church... But let one of their rubes shoot some kids playing "Ding Dong Ditch" and their all "Muh rights, them dang kids messin' with mah property" Outrage! #Outrage #FuckTexas #Texas #Rednecks #Rubes #Conservatives
Whew. Thank God that Cracker Barrel nightmare is over. All our problems are solved, America!
August 27, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Whew. Thank God that Cracker Barrel nightmare is over. All our problems are solved, America!
Follow the playbook
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Check this out! THE GLOVES ARE OFF, THIS GOES WAY BEYOND MEMES
Check this out! THE GLOVES ARE OFF, THIS GOES WAY BEYOND MEMES
Deport Republicans: A Practical Guide
Wouldn't it be nice not to share a country with Texas?
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August 25, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Follow the playbook
C'mon @adulttime.bsky.social , @codivore.bsky.social and @itsabbyrose.bsky.social ? Some sort of sister thing? Am I the only one that sees it?
August 23, 2025 at 4:30 AM
C'mon @adulttime.bsky.social , @codivore.bsky.social and @itsabbyrose.bsky.social ? Some sort of sister thing? Am I the only one that sees it?
August 21, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Old, fat, white guy here. I stand with William McNeil. What the Jacksonville, FL police did to him was reprehensible. And no charges? Fuck Florida. Circumcise America
#DWB #Jacksonville #WilliamMcNeil #BlackLivesMatter
#DWB #Jacksonville #WilliamMcNeil #BlackLivesMatter
July 23, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Old, fat, white guy here. I stand with William McNeil. What the Jacksonville, FL police did to him was reprehensible. And no charges? Fuck Florida. Circumcise America
#DWB #Jacksonville #WilliamMcNeil #BlackLivesMatter
#DWB #Jacksonville #WilliamMcNeil #BlackLivesMatter
C'mon. We know Trump was going to Epstein's place to fuck underage young girls. Why would crazy Jesus freak Mike Johnson protect that? Unless... No... You don't think... Is Mike Johnson a pedophile, too? I'm just asking questions.
July 23, 2025 at 4:04 AM
C'mon. We know Trump was going to Epstein's place to fuck underage young girls. Why would crazy Jesus freak Mike Johnson protect that? Unless... No... You don't think... Is Mike Johnson a pedophile, too? I'm just asking questions.