When did the Onion stop running parody/ satire?

All of this. 💓

This is sooooo cute! Happy Valentine's Day to you and your momma!

As part of this same interview, on live TV, he took a sip from some sort of caramel colored drink. Could just be extremely watered down Coca-Cola, could be something with a bit more kick....

So, that explains his incoherency.

After "Russia's military", please insert ", sponsored and encouraged by Trump,". It's the only responsible thing to do.

I love Fedora, but always hated this about it. It makes it difficult for the new user. I know that's not Fedora's goal but Fedora would be great as an entry level Linux desktop if not for this

This is the sad truth. They all think everything he's done so far is the best thing ever done by anyone.

Congrats! What an achievement! So happy for you!

"We need to leave it to the states"
-Donald J Trump. Several times.

The idea of "family values" to the right is "the woman belongs in the kitchen and cleaning the house" not "out making a difference for herself and others".

Under all of Biden's 4-year term we had 2 major passenger aircraft accidents killing a total of 19 people. One was pilot error, the other was mechanical failure.

Under FOTUS's first term, and the first 2 months of his second, we had 5 major passenger plane crashes claiming the lives of 85 people.

Your news might not be showing it (ours certainly isn't), but there are thousands of people daily that protest in major cities. That's really the only thing we can do outside of an election cycle, besides people trying to overthrow our government. We welcome any other suggestions or assistance.

Try telling that to the orange man.

Commuted in 2020

Commuted his sentence in 2020.