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Justin Gundelach
@jgund.bsky.social
I used to perform brain surgery on mice. Now I lead a team of Decentralized Clinical Trial consultants. Happy to connect with anyone working in any part of the abyss we call science

❇️Not as punk rock in reality I am in my own head❇️
He won’t be playing tomorrow though, right? RIGHT???
November 26, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Trump:
November 25, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Like, half to 2/3 of it feels right.

Which makes sense since half of it was written by an actual screen writer before Disney got impatient.
November 15, 2024 at 6:00 AM
Now you come join us here!! 🎉
November 13, 2024 at 4:43 PM
I don’t care about Stafford. I thought you were some kinda mega Eli stan.
November 13, 2024 at 4:34 AM
Wait, who TF we talking about?
November 12, 2024 at 8:46 PM
ELI Manning??

Eli. Not Peyton.
November 12, 2024 at 8:27 PM
You have to compare his stats to his contemporaries. Nobody cares if he had a higher passer rating than Otto Graham. (Which hilariously I just looked up and he actually didn’t)
November 12, 2024 at 5:52 AM
This reads like a Hold Steady lyric.
November 12, 2024 at 5:42 AM
For the record, my default was the chaos method. As if that’s a surprise to anyone.
November 12, 2024 at 5:39 AM
And?
November 12, 2024 at 5:06 AM
If Eli Manning can get in (and we know he will) should we really even care anymore who’s in/out?
November 12, 2024 at 3:25 AM
Michelle Bruton was there! and her tweets (or whatever we call them here) were actually showing up on my TL, which Elmo’s algorithm hadn’t done in years.
November 11, 2024 at 11:12 PM
Well, what do you know, this place isn’t completely dead. Hi to everyone. 👋🏻
November 11, 2024 at 5:23 AM
I think that’s the plot to Bee Movie Part II
October 24, 2023 at 4:07 PM
Have you been asleep for the past decade? This was the only possible outcome.
October 24, 2023 at 1:43 AM
Touché
October 20, 2023 at 2:36 PM
My collection would look very different from this one, but… yes.
October 20, 2023 at 2:29 PM