Jason
jguil4d.bsky.social
Jason
@jguil4d.bsky.social
Just looking for a respectful space
It’s not an economic crash: it’s an economic demolition derby.
April 3, 2025 at 4:44 PM
With Pope Francis’s health failing, what’re the odds that Trump insists that he should be the next Pope?
February 24, 2025 at 8:09 PM
The SS United States is going to be deliberately sunk off the coast of Florida, and I can’t help but feel that a functional media would’ve noted how symbolic that is of what’s going on right now.
February 24, 2025 at 5:12 AM
K2 (2yo) discovered spicy salsa tonight. We was… unimpressed, but felt that spicy salsa was preferable to NO salsa.
February 19, 2025 at 5:08 AM
atheism is a religion in the same way that zero miles per hour is a speed.
January 22, 2025 at 4:03 AM
The music in this waiting room is less interesting than the sound of paint drying.
January 2, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Toaster manufacturers really need to make the crumb trays accessible from the front.
December 25, 2024 at 9:46 PM
There is a Macho Man knife company that I assume isn’t doing well. I base that entirely upon their advertising, which is now offering “buy two, get three more, plus other stuff, free.”

This just doesn’t inspire confidence. Plus, I assume that kitchen knives are the shapes they are for good reasons.
December 13, 2024 at 3:40 AM
Look up the website name of the St. louis Museum of Illusions.

Thank me later.
December 12, 2024 at 8:13 AM
“I didn’t think leopards would eat MY face,” cries man who voted for the face-eating leopards party.

apple.news/Am7yLzqRAR7W...
California farmers were big Trump backers. They may be on collision course over immigrant deportation — Los Angeles Times
If Trump's plans for mass deportations penetrate California’s heartland, it almost surely would decimate the workforce farmers rely on to plant and harvest their crops. So, why aren't farmers yelling ...
apple.news
November 26, 2024 at 1:03 AM
Do I know anyone who owns a Kitchen Aid mixer with a food processor attachment?

If so, how do you like it? Does it replace the need for a stand alone food processor?
November 24, 2024 at 9:48 PM
I really want to see that ethics probe now.
November 21, 2024 at 8:54 PM
Peltola losing would hurt more if Harris had won. She was never going to protect us from Trump, but she wouldn’t have spitefully voted against everything that Harris wanted.
November 21, 2024 at 5:14 AM
Some undersea cables have been cut, and early speculation is that Russia is the culprit, with further (and more tentative) speculation that Musk intends to step in to fill the gap.

But what happens to that plan when Musk and Trump have their falling out?
November 19, 2024 at 6:19 AM
Saw someone post that the Titanic has left the dock, and everyone is aboard.

But I respectfully disagree: some of us are strapped to a chair next to a time bomb.

The Titanic passengers didn’t know what was coming, and they shouldn’t have.
November 13, 2024 at 2:24 AM
Are we waiting until next year to rebrand this as Suckers and Losers Day, or does the President-elect get to make that change now?
November 11, 2024 at 7:02 PM
I love the part where conservative Christians just straight up said, “nah, money matters more than good behavior.”

But tell me again about their fine moral compass.
November 11, 2024 at 1:13 AM
Aren’t you just the cutest little scammy-scam?
November 9, 2024 at 7:35 PM
Whatever happens, we need to make damn sure that religionists don’t emerge from MAGAism thinking that religion didn’t have anything to do with it.
November 8, 2024 at 5:19 AM
When I took Algebra I, an older student told another student that he knew what he was doing because he had “taken this class twice before.”

Many Americans apparently think that’s good reasoning.
November 7, 2024 at 11:48 PM