Morningside Jem
@jgreenbrookheld.bsky.social
Looking down at you from my ivory tower.
I was once a political hack, but I'm normal now.
I was once a political hack, but I'm normal now.
This is truly unhinged shit from the National Party - no CGT unless you sell...
November 11, 2025 at 3:01 AM
This is truly unhinged shit from the National Party - no CGT unless you sell...
It looks like they're trying to work out a way to dispose of a body.
November 9, 2025 at 7:25 PM
It looks like they're trying to work out a way to dispose of a body.
Civil disobedience is a passion of mine.
November 8, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Civil disobedience is a passion of mine.
What the fuck is going on here? It's like a three handed handshake but with only two hands.
www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...
www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...
November 5, 2025 at 9:04 PM
What the fuck is going on here? It's like a three handed handshake but with only two hands.
www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...
www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...
How dare you.
October 30, 2025 at 9:11 PM
How dare you.
That's clearly not a half cauliflower.
October 30, 2025 at 4:38 AM
That's clearly not a half cauliflower.
Remind me how long Bishops party dragged their heals on the CRL?
October 29, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Remind me how long Bishops party dragged their heals on the CRL?
Commemorative?
Like a commemorative coin?
Looks pretty but is actually worthless?
Like a commemorative coin?
Looks pretty but is actually worthless?
October 28, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Commemorative?
Like a commemorative coin?
Looks pretty but is actually worthless?
Like a commemorative coin?
Looks pretty but is actually worthless?
I thought Luxon was going to fly commercial...?
October 25, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I thought Luxon was going to fly commercial...?
who robbed the louvre? right answers only
October 21, 2025 at 1:56 AM
who robbed the louvre? right answers only
In Back to the Future II, Marty McFly and Doc Brown travel 30 years into the future, to 21 Oct 2015.
We're now 10 years past the future. Where's my hoverboard?
We're now 10 years past the future. Where's my hoverboard?
October 20, 2025 at 8:13 PM
In Back to the Future II, Marty McFly and Doc Brown travel 30 years into the future, to 21 Oct 2015.
We're now 10 years past the future. Where's my hoverboard?
We're now 10 years past the future. Where's my hoverboard?
This helicopter has been circling Central Auckland for what feels like forever. Something stopping them from landing at the hospital?
October 19, 2025 at 11:45 PM
This helicopter has been circling Central Auckland for what feels like forever. Something stopping them from landing at the hospital?
Hamilton City Council is now part of the retirement scheme for decidedly mediocre former MPs.
At least Andrew Little and Nick Smith achieved something in Parliament.
Jamie Stranges legacy is his very weird valedictory. And that's more than I can say for Sue Moroney.
At least Andrew Little and Nick Smith achieved something in Parliament.
Jamie Stranges legacy is his very weird valedictory. And that's more than I can say for Sue Moroney.
October 18, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Hamilton City Council is now part of the retirement scheme for decidedly mediocre former MPs.
At least Andrew Little and Nick Smith achieved something in Parliament.
Jamie Stranges legacy is his very weird valedictory. And that's more than I can say for Sue Moroney.
At least Andrew Little and Nick Smith achieved something in Parliament.
Jamie Stranges legacy is his very weird valedictory. And that's more than I can say for Sue Moroney.
Make up your mind.
October 16, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Make up your mind.
I don't know if ZB deliberately used the wrong Mowbray brother here?
October 16, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I don't know if ZB deliberately used the wrong Mowbray brother here?
Wearing someone else's military uniform is making a point.
I'm not entirely sure what that point is...
I'm not entirely sure what that point is...
October 16, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Wearing someone else's military uniform is making a point.
I'm not entirely sure what that point is...
I'm not entirely sure what that point is...
Does she remember the knife she lodged in his back?
October 15, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Does she remember the knife she lodged in his back?
I'm defo rooting for "Unsure"
October 15, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I'm defo rooting for "Unsure"
For the second election in a row Christine Fletchers running mate has lost their local board seat.
God speed to whoever steps up to take one for the team in 2028.
God speed to whoever steps up to take one for the team in 2028.
October 13, 2025 at 4:01 AM
For the second election in a row Christine Fletchers running mate has lost their local board seat.
God speed to whoever steps up to take one for the team in 2028.
God speed to whoever steps up to take one for the team in 2028.
Cameron Brewer catching up with all his neighbours (who are laughing at his jokes, just out of shot)
October 12, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Cameron Brewer catching up with all his neighbours (who are laughing at his jokes, just out of shot)
I love it when politicians think it's relatable to talk about how many castles their family own.
October 7, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I love it when politicians think it's relatable to talk about how many castles their family own.
That'll keep em out.
October 7, 2025 at 7:44 PM
That'll keep em out.
The time stamp on that article is from a different time.
(This was pointed out in Grant Robertsons book)
(This was pointed out in Grant Robertsons book)
October 7, 2025 at 8:11 AM
The time stamp on that article is from a different time.
(This was pointed out in Grant Robertsons book)
(This was pointed out in Grant Robertsons book)