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people want to complain about ptdr, i say bring back Complimentary Hotel Lobby Water reaction
December 17, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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I genuinely think @mrnikli.bsky.social may be one of the best business writers in history, and “Brainwash An Executive Today!” is one of the best written and insightful and funny business pieces of all time. A must read. Execs can be really stupid!

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"Would you say that data observability is an issue?", they inquire with a tone that very clearly implies that this is a leading question. I am immediately deeply worried. For those who are unaware! , my specialty is building systems that move large amounts of data through companies, organize them in a way that is at least marginally less of a horrific clusterfuck than what random people without specific training will do when left to their own devices, and sometimes assist with statistics. Data observability is the high-level term that captures the ability of a business to go "Instead of downloading the data, it would appear the computers caught fire this morning. Would you like to fix this or pretend it never happened?" The reason that I'm concerned is that the executive in front of me should not be using that term. They have no idea what it really means, which is fine because they aren't specialized in my area, but I am wondering why someone who requires crayon-tier technical explanations is inquiring about a niche, unsexy element of a platform they don't understand. This would be like my 96-year-old grandfather asking me about Bitcoin mining-impressive if he had arrived at the question organically, but in practice I'm already dialing the bank to report a massive theft. ...Yes," I reply hesitant, "but I think we can remedy most of that by implementing some basic testing. With some backing, I can accomplish that in a month or two." "What do you think about Monte Carlo?" What the fuck is Monte Carlo? I've never heard of that. I mean, I know there's a place called Monte Carlo, and I know of Monte Carlo algorithms, but there's no way this person is talking about either of those. It must be a product. "I don't know what that is." "I saw it on LinkedIn last night and I think it will solve our observability issues. Do you think we should get it?" Oh. Oh no. I don't understand what exactly happened last night on LinkedIn, but I know it is dark and sad and reeks of unfulfilled wants. The executive sat before me has been marketed to. No, worse, they have been Marketed to, with a capital M.
November 22, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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November 2, 2025 at 7:23 AM
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aww happy gotcha day monty :3 he found such a good home
May 28, 2025 at 7:13 AM
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:cripes:
April 8, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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i really like the canned french-style ones
April 8, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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oh my!! mister kitty :3
March 16, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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my goodness
March 13, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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fuzzy buddies !!
March 12, 2025 at 7:05 AM
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this should main event. imo
March 2, 2025 at 7:36 AM
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i had no idea he started on a morning show ??
February 15, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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babies :3
February 10, 2025 at 7:09 AM
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boy howdy
February 10, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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i tried turning on sap but it said it wasnt available ;_;
February 10, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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it works ;_;

i have wanted this for a very long time. thank you for the inspiration!
February 8, 2025 at 8:46 AM
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noted but i am power-off crew, thank you!
January 28, 2025 at 9:56 PM
jgraph.bsky.social
so i hadnt set the snes mini up because i didnt have any plugs without a recabling then over dinner i had the realization it might be able to be powered via the usb ports on my modern tv and holy fuck, it worked, and by the end of the week im going to have a wireless snes setup. thank you quiggy :3
January 28, 2025 at 6:57 AM
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just subscribed, thanks!
January 28, 2025 at 2:42 AM