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Jgnat
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The older I get, the fewer people I must please. So pass me my red hat and watch my arms flap in the breeze.

Wetaskiwinite. Say that three times fast.

Chess player.

Toastmaster.

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I am going to make myself some garlic confit. My country neighbour has Russian garlic for sale. I bet this would be delicate and flavourful.

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November 11, 2025 at 2:43 PM
She calls up to ask me to identify them. Before she gets her full sentence out I tell her.

But how?

The birder knows.
November 11, 2025 at 10:34 AM
My daughter is still charmed when they visit in their trilling flocks to polish off the fermenting Mountain Ash berries every winter.

My daughter is in her forties.
November 11, 2025 at 10:32 AM
I submitted a MVA claim for a mutual client and I swear the insurer used AI to produce a list of tiresome and irrelevant questions to challenge my boss’s diagnosis.
November 11, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Where did the deer go?
November 10, 2025 at 1:07 AM
It reminds me of the background of the Mona Lisa.
November 10, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Different tolerance for risk. I would volunteer to hold the phone.
November 8, 2025 at 1:06 PM
It’s the most expensive cops too, close to retirement. Cost savings by attrition.

Hire them young and malleable.
November 8, 2025 at 6:54 AM
I gave up asking when doing office visits. I had a secretary fishing for a teabag in the back of the front hall closet.

After that I asked for water.
November 8, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Before 🇨🇦 Tim Horton’s came up with STEEPED TEA they never did it right. Most often, the tea bag was left floating in a sea of tepid milk. So we have it up.

I like mine without milk, but finally start drinking it when nearly tepid, so I’d sit like a fool at social gatherings waiting for it to cool.
November 8, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Hate to break it to you. It’s not just meat.

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November 8, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Took me a minute with that “cmte”.
November 8, 2025 at 12:27 AM
The narcissism of the living. It’s all about USSSS. Aunt Martha has an urgent and consoling message to pass on.
November 8, 2025 at 12:25 AM
They deliberated long enough to order-in sammiches.
November 7, 2025 at 3:34 AM
A food crazed maniac WITH TASTE.
November 6, 2025 at 6:10 PM
The boys at the warehouse cleaned up their language every time I showed up.
November 6, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I am gonna make me some chocolate crinkle cookies.
November 6, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Pict.
November 6, 2025 at 3:17 AM
If I was in the Art department I’d be running for the hills. Trump doesn’t take any help with decor.

He has sycophants with Word.
November 6, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Heck, my trip pre-9-11, every cab driver was from elsewhere.
November 5, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Mega drool drops there. What was on offer?
November 5, 2025 at 6:31 PM