Senator Kennedy from Louisiana would like you all to know he loves omelets,that it’s absolutely fine to have Mr Musk’s underage unvetted underlings rewriting code and history, and if you are concerned, he suggests calling someone who cares.

This one stands up well with the story of him grinding up animals in his blender to feed his bird.

Happy Caturday Governor. It would have sounded better to call you Vice President, but every rational government official is a precious commodity, keep up the good work.

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She would have been a great president