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This is not the handbasket I expected to go to hell in.
Hanlon's Razor says no. Either way, is someone consistently profiting off this capriciousness?
January 23, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Hanlon's Razor says no. Either way, is someone consistently profiting off this capriciousness?
I'm starting to wonder if it's market manipulation rather than chickening out.
January 23, 2026 at 7:40 PM
I'm starting to wonder if it's market manipulation rather than chickening out.
I'm Jacob. Or am I?
January 20, 2026 at 3:45 PM
I'm Jacob. Or am I?
The irony. Replace "Venezuela" with "United States", and "colectivos" with "ICE".
January 11, 2026 at 6:03 AM
The irony. Replace "Venezuela" with "United States", and "colectivos" with "ICE".
Somewhere he's still playing with the band.
January 11, 2026 at 5:06 AM
Somewhere he's still playing with the band.
Of course the news came on one more Saturday night
January 11, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Of course the news came on one more Saturday night
There are a couple other misses today: "pupped" and "pupu".
January 7, 2026 at 5:24 PM
There are a couple other misses today: "pupped" and "pupu".
1. John Lennon
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2. Stevie Ray Vaughan
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January 7, 2026 at 5:34 AM
1. John Lennon
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2. Stevie Ray Vaughan
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2. Stevie Ray Vaughan
Where were those otters?
January 7, 2026 at 5:29 AM
Where were those otters?
Sad to see you go, but I get it. Just a week or two ago I added you to my list of people to pay attention to, and now in an odd way I feel justified.
January 6, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Sad to see you go, but I get it. Just a week or two ago I added you to my list of people to pay attention to, and now in an odd way I feel justified.
Your kid only needs two fish eggs.
January 2, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Your kid only needs two fish eggs.
Hang on... So are they saying "God became man" at birth, not at the moment of conception? The Supreme Court should take note.
December 9, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Hang on... So are they saying "God became man" at birth, not at the moment of conception? The Supreme Court should take note.
Just like Napoleon crowning himself emperor, except it's the FIFA Peace Prize
December 6, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Just like Napoleon crowning himself emperor, except it's the FIFA Peace Prize
There must be a lot of Giants fans here.
November 30, 2025 at 11:32 PM
There must be a lot of Giants fans here.
AI is a scourge. AI is the fifth horseman of the Apocalypse.
November 8, 2025 at 4:02 PM
AI is a scourge. AI is the fifth horseman of the Apocalypse.
More importantly, as an American I thank you.
November 5, 2025 at 4:23 AM
More importantly, as an American I thank you.
As a Californian I thank you.
November 5, 2025 at 4:19 AM
As a Californian I thank you.
Giants territory. Beat LA!
November 2, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Giants territory. Beat LA!
Pretty nice weather for the kids this evening
November 1, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Pretty nice weather for the kids this evening