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i use hyperbole and sarcasm a LOT. If you read something crazy, check with me before you get offended. Although if you are offended, I still wont care.
Glad to see Bluesky still has mostly good people. Threads is a COMPLETE right wing shithole. The assholes just infested it and assimilated it like the fuckin Borg.
September 25, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Glad to see Bluesky still has mostly good people. Threads is a COMPLETE right wing shithole. The assholes just infested it and assimilated it like the fuckin Borg.
why does everyone think this Epstein list bullshit is gonna sink Trump? Hes done so much worse and he always wins.
July 26, 2025 at 8:39 PM
why does everyone think this Epstein list bullshit is gonna sink Trump? Hes done so much worse and he always wins.
Matt Dillon played a REALLY good Charles Bukowski.
June 25, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Matt Dillon played a REALLY good Charles Bukowski.
theres no happy ending here. Even if we got rid of Trump and the republicans tommorow, were still stuck with all the trashy assholes who put them in power.
June 11, 2025 at 5:32 PM
theres no happy ending here. Even if we got rid of Trump and the republicans tommorow, were still stuck with all the trashy assholes who put them in power.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. The House voted passed by ONE VOTE. ONE FUCKING VOTE.
If ANY democrats voted for that shit, they should be buried at the bottom of the fucking OCEAN.
If ANY democrats voted for that shit, they should be buried at the bottom of the fucking OCEAN.
May 22, 2025 at 6:44 PM
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. The House voted passed by ONE VOTE. ONE FUCKING VOTE.
If ANY democrats voted for that shit, they should be buried at the bottom of the fucking OCEAN.
If ANY democrats voted for that shit, they should be buried at the bottom of the fucking OCEAN.
why cant you edit posts or comments? thats the most BASIC feature any platform should have. This shit is janky.
May 22, 2025 at 6:58 AM
why cant you edit posts or comments? thats the most BASIC feature any platform should have. This shit is janky.
you know why dems dont have their own Joe Rogan? They could. Its Bill Burr. Hes that guy. But he doesnt want to be drawn into politics, and lefties think hes a conservativd.
May 22, 2025 at 6:46 AM
you know why dems dont have their own Joe Rogan? They could. Its Bill Burr. Hes that guy. But he doesnt want to be drawn into politics, and lefties think hes a conservativd.
you know what theyre debating on social media right now? "Biden was senile, and his wife accepted a 20k diamond."
Trump's level of grift, HE WOULDNT EVEN GET OUT OF BED FOR 20K. HED BE INSULTED. IT'S CHUMP CHANGE. But maga idiots think it should get Jill Biden thrown into Guantanamo Bay.
Trump's level of grift, HE WOULDNT EVEN GET OUT OF BED FOR 20K. HED BE INSULTED. IT'S CHUMP CHANGE. But maga idiots think it should get Jill Biden thrown into Guantanamo Bay.
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May 18, 2025 at 3:56 AM
you know what theyre debating on social media right now? "Biden was senile, and his wife accepted a 20k diamond."
Trump's level of grift, HE WOULDNT EVEN GET OUT OF BED FOR 20K. HED BE INSULTED. IT'S CHUMP CHANGE. But maga idiots think it should get Jill Biden thrown into Guantanamo Bay.
Trump's level of grift, HE WOULDNT EVEN GET OUT OF BED FOR 20K. HED BE INSULTED. IT'S CHUMP CHANGE. But maga idiots think it should get Jill Biden thrown into Guantanamo Bay.
how is any debate about Trump not instantly over from someone pointing out that HE'S FRIENDS WITH AN ARAB SHEIK WHO HAS JOURNALISTS CUT UP WITH A BONE SAW?????
Why isnt that thrown in his face EVERY FUCKING MINUTE OF THE NEWS CYCLE?????
Why isnt that thrown in his face EVERY FUCKING MINUTE OF THE NEWS CYCLE?????
May 18, 2025 at 3:49 AM
how is any debate about Trump not instantly over from someone pointing out that HE'S FRIENDS WITH AN ARAB SHEIK WHO HAS JOURNALISTS CUT UP WITH A BONE SAW?????
Why isnt that thrown in his face EVERY FUCKING MINUTE OF THE NEWS CYCLE?????
Why isnt that thrown in his face EVERY FUCKING MINUTE OF THE NEWS CYCLE?????
Trump's a master con man.
who else can get money from both jews, and arabs who hate jews, and do it OPENLY?
he even got the saudis to give jared kushner 15 BILLION DOLLARS. Arabs dont love giving astronomical payouts to jews.
it makes me think theyre expecting something from Trump in return.
who else can get money from both jews, and arabs who hate jews, and do it OPENLY?
he even got the saudis to give jared kushner 15 BILLION DOLLARS. Arabs dont love giving astronomical payouts to jews.
it makes me think theyre expecting something from Trump in return.
May 18, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Trump's a master con man.
who else can get money from both jews, and arabs who hate jews, and do it OPENLY?
he even got the saudis to give jared kushner 15 BILLION DOLLARS. Arabs dont love giving astronomical payouts to jews.
it makes me think theyre expecting something from Trump in return.
who else can get money from both jews, and arabs who hate jews, and do it OPENLY?
he even got the saudis to give jared kushner 15 BILLION DOLLARS. Arabs dont love giving astronomical payouts to jews.
it makes me think theyre expecting something from Trump in return.
i hate that social media sites censor based on your politics. Do it for both sides or just dont censor anything. This includes Bluesky.
May 14, 2025 at 12:59 AM
i hate that social media sites censor based on your politics. Do it for both sides or just dont censor anything. This includes Bluesky.
YOU WITH YOUR PUSSYCAT NOSE
May 14, 2025 at 12:37 AM
YOU WITH YOUR PUSSYCAT NOSE
i have an original bag of m & ms from back when they didnt have red, blue or purple.
bidding starts at $1000.
bidding starts at $1000.
May 5, 2025 at 12:41 AM
i have an original bag of m & ms from back when they didnt have red, blue or purple.
bidding starts at $1000.
bidding starts at $1000.
has elon musk died and theyre hiding it? or has he just ran away?
April 29, 2025 at 6:42 AM
has elon musk died and theyre hiding it? or has he just ran away?
Weird Al should do a version of "Under My Thumb" but call it "Under His Eye". Have 3 chicks in Handmaids uniforms singing back up.
April 25, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Weird Al should do a version of "Under My Thumb" but call it "Under His Eye". Have 3 chicks in Handmaids uniforms singing back up.
let the wookies out of those cages!!!
April 25, 2025 at 1:27 AM
let the wookies out of those cages!!!
dont say im not doing anything.
April 24, 2025 at 6:04 AM
dont say im not doing anything.
It's time for a baby pope. Like Boss Baby. Appoint a baby. An italian one if you want.
Or maybe an Air Bud pope. Either one is fine.
BUT NO CATS. They wont take it seriously. The dog or the baby will try very hard.
Or maybe an Air Bud pope. Either one is fine.
BUT NO CATS. They wont take it seriously. The dog or the baby will try very hard.
April 22, 2025 at 8:07 PM
It's time for a baby pope. Like Boss Baby. Appoint a baby. An italian one if you want.
Or maybe an Air Bud pope. Either one is fine.
BUT NO CATS. They wont take it seriously. The dog or the baby will try very hard.
Or maybe an Air Bud pope. Either one is fine.
BUT NO CATS. They wont take it seriously. The dog or the baby will try very hard.
In my video game, even my Stars Wars character is on Adderall, except since its Star Wars its called "stims", which are administered to you by a tiny robot.
At no point does the tiny robot ask for a prescription, or cut you off because you have the wrong insurance, or say he is out of stims.
At no point does the tiny robot ask for a prescription, or cut you off because you have the wrong insurance, or say he is out of stims.
April 21, 2025 at 11:52 PM
In my video game, even my Stars Wars character is on Adderall, except since its Star Wars its called "stims", which are administered to you by a tiny robot.
At no point does the tiny robot ask for a prescription, or cut you off because you have the wrong insurance, or say he is out of stims.
At no point does the tiny robot ask for a prescription, or cut you off because you have the wrong insurance, or say he is out of stims.
"Raised by Wolves" was the weirdest, grossest show.
It was like if you let H.R. Giger or David Lynch make "With Six You Get Eggroll".
It was like if you let H.R. Giger or David Lynch make "With Six You Get Eggroll".
April 15, 2025 at 10:57 AM
"Raised by Wolves" was the weirdest, grossest show.
It was like if you let H.R. Giger or David Lynch make "With Six You Get Eggroll".
It was like if you let H.R. Giger or David Lynch make "With Six You Get Eggroll".
You have to almost admire the way Trump conned these fucking rubes into supporting a bunch of stuff theyd normally hate. Cause 2 things red staters have typically loved are rich ny elites, a huge national deficit, foreign billionaires, and electric cars.
March 29, 2025 at 11:08 PM
You have to almost admire the way Trump conned these fucking rubes into supporting a bunch of stuff theyd normally hate. Cause 2 things red staters have typically loved are rich ny elites, a huge national deficit, foreign billionaires, and electric cars.
remember, NO PARTY WITHOUT THE PROTOCOL!!!
March 29, 2025 at 1:24 AM
remember, NO PARTY WITHOUT THE PROTOCOL!!!
