I'm not holding my breath. It's going to be a disappointing month in the regard, I'm sure.

If The Gilded Age were a picture.

I bet a kickstarter or gofundme for doing exactly that would get funded in less than a month.

Did AI write this? It feels like AI wrote this.

I wonder what it's average airspeed is...

Maaaaaan, you aren't wrong. This is right on the nose.

You're underestimating the power of the cult mindset in MAGA land. Yeah, they'll gripe for a second, but it will be performative. Nothing will come of it. They [the GOP leadership, politicians, and Fox News chatbots] will ALL fall back in line in adoration of their tangerine dream.

He has no intention of leaving...ever.

"torn cornea" = bad optics