JFSNMAR10
@jfsnmar10.bsky.social
Visicalc to Improv; DB2 to Oracle 11g; Objectory to ROSE, IDEF0 to SysML, Eisenhower to Biden; Volvo 145e to Volvo 240GL; Wynonie Harris to Paul is Dead.
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Doug talked me into getting one of his Metasystems Design Group email addresses at a time I didn't know another single soul on earth with whom I could communicate with.
I just emailed Doug and Frank for the longest time.
Things truly changed after that cold, blustery day in January 1992.
I just emailed Doug and Frank for the longest time.
Things truly changed after that cold, blustery day in January 1992.
November 24, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Doug talked me into getting one of his Metasystems Design Group email addresses at a time I didn't know another single soul on earth with whom I could communicate with.
I just emailed Doug and Frank for the longest time.
Things truly changed after that cold, blustery day in January 1992.
I just emailed Doug and Frank for the longest time.
Things truly changed after that cold, blustery day in January 1992.
Having a pension to suddenly vest is plenty of incentive to go back home to Raytown and live by the rayroad tracks for the rest of your life.
November 24, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Having a pension to suddenly vest is plenty of incentive to go back home to Raytown and live by the rayroad tracks for the rest of your life.
Has anybody ever seen MTG and Dog the Bounty Hunter in the same room at the same time?
November 24, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Has anybody ever seen MTG and Dog the Bounty Hunter in the same room at the same time?
Big Balls got his jingles kicked about neck-high and the appetite for fixing things that aren't really broken seemed to dissipate somewhat.
November 24, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Big Balls got his jingles kicked about neck-high and the appetite for fixing things that aren't really broken seemed to dissipate somewhat.
Why not retire now??
The new pensions are here!!!
Ther new pensions are here!!
The new pensions are here!!!
Ther new pensions are here!!
November 24, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Why not retire now??
The new pensions are here!!!
Ther new pensions are here!!
The new pensions are here!!!
Ther new pensions are here!!
Oh, look everybody!
The stupid little thumbs up he does with every car dealer who pays him a hundred bucks for a photo on the cruise ship.
He is practicing for his retirement.
The stupid little thumbs up he does with every car dealer who pays him a hundred bucks for a photo on the cruise ship.
He is practicing for his retirement.
November 23, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Oh, look everybody!
The stupid little thumbs up he does with every car dealer who pays him a hundred bucks for a photo on the cruise ship.
He is practicing for his retirement.
The stupid little thumbs up he does with every car dealer who pays him a hundred bucks for a photo on the cruise ship.
He is practicing for his retirement.
I don't believe a single thing she says. Not one.
November 22, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I don't believe a single thing she says. Not one.
Eighty years old and still trying to please the dead father who didn't like his learning-disabled son one bit.
November 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Eighty years old and still trying to please the dead father who didn't like his learning-disabled son one bit.
Is Spanky still covering up his palsied, contusion-spreading right hand from the public to hide his heart failure diagnosis?
He stayed up all night studying for his MRI test, no doubt.
It's a dinosaur! Or, a woman. Or, a camera.....
He stayed up all night studying for his MRI test, no doubt.
It's a dinosaur! Or, a woman. Or, a camera.....
November 21, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Is Spanky still covering up his palsied, contusion-spreading right hand from the public to hide his heart failure diagnosis?
He stayed up all night studying for his MRI test, no doubt.
It's a dinosaur! Or, a woman. Or, a camera.....
He stayed up all night studying for his MRI test, no doubt.
It's a dinosaur! Or, a woman. Or, a camera.....
Willie De Gibbs? Sounds as bad as Da Gooch.....
November 21, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Willie De Gibbs? Sounds as bad as Da Gooch.....
Ask Spanky to cite the actual law under which a person could be prosecuted for doing what these eight veteran members of Congress did.
We might as well ask him to describe a Higgs boson particle.
We might as well ask him to describe a Higgs boson particle.
November 21, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Ask Spanky to cite the actual law under which a person could be prosecuted for doing what these eight veteran members of Congress did.
We might as well ask him to describe a Higgs boson particle.
We might as well ask him to describe a Higgs boson particle.
The GOP really loves their new Jesus.
November 21, 2025 at 1:47 PM
The GOP really loves their new Jesus.
Being obsessed with arm-dancing to Village People songs does not help the man's image, either.
November 21, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Being obsessed with arm-dancing to Village People songs does not help the man's image, either.
Biased coverage?
Kimmel is a comedian; not Edward R. Murrow.
Kimmel is a comedian; not Edward R. Murrow.
November 21, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Biased coverage?
Kimmel is a comedian; not Edward R. Murrow.
Kimmel is a comedian; not Edward R. Murrow.
Did anyone mention that Rick Scott was kicked out of the navy halfway through his standard hitch for undocumented reasons?
What did he do?
What did he do?
November 21, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Did anyone mention that Rick Scott was kicked out of the navy halfway through his standard hitch for undocumented reasons?
What did he do?
What did he do?
Uniform Code of Military Justice (UCMJ), for the love of Mike. Not, USMJ.
November 21, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Uniform Code of Military Justice (UCMJ), for the love of Mike. Not, USMJ.
What military base is accidental-billionaire Eliison living on? There is a finite element to military bases.
November 20, 2025 at 6:51 PM
What military base is accidental-billionaire Eliison living on? There is a finite element to military bases.
Spanky always seems to sit at a desk or table slump-shouldered and cowering low as if he fears being called on to give the last book report of the day for a book he never read.
November 20, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Spanky always seems to sit at a desk or table slump-shouldered and cowering low as if he fears being called on to give the last book report of the day for a book he never read.
This loser who hid behind his mama's skirts five times to keep the Selective Service from snatching him like ICE does for service in Vietnam with the rest of us has no business offering commentary on military matters or the UCMJ.
November 20, 2025 at 4:33 PM
This loser who hid behind his mama's skirts five times to keep the Selective Service from snatching him like ICE does for service in Vietnam with the rest of us has no business offering commentary on military matters or the UCMJ.
I'm going with Lame Duck season for five hundred, Alex....
November 20, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I'm going with Lame Duck season for five hundred, Alex....