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I make the best 🍕 in the neighborhood. Amateur of two-wheeled joy machines.
Bunny hugger. Dad. Woke. Occasional Audaxer, Tinkerer […]

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My styrofoam lid thread. I had it on the other platform and then I nuked it with all my data

A few years ago I was hit by a driver and his car (phone at the wheel, classic). Nobody asked me whether I was wearing a helmet. I was just crossing the road on a pedestrian crossing. No bike in sight […]
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January 19, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Funny stat: We have been eating a cheese fondue for each of the first two weeks of this year.

Scary: we ate one on each of the last two weeks of last year.

Probably due a break
January 18, 2026 at 10:24 PM
RE: https://rouge.eu.org/@jfparis/115833242352084489

Little did I know back then (2 weeks ago)
January 18, 2026 at 9:51 PM
I am full of cheese 🧀
January 18, 2026 at 5:20 PM
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Les mesures d'apaisement les plus populaires
January 18, 2026 at 9:18 AM
Lenovo: Would you like Trackpoint menu to have access to your camera?

Is this for real?
January 16, 2026 at 12:00 PM
I am trying to not think about the new bike. Refreshing the status page daily.

It is still scheduled for "late Jan" but the final payment has yet to be drawn

#biketooter
January 14, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Cycled with all the battle gear on but managed to drop the little guy off at school and reached the office before the rain

#biketooter
January 13, 2026 at 9:55 AM
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The scraping of Spotify by the shadow library, Anna's Archive, has made it into Private Eye, where the hypocrisy of Spotify - which originally was a pirate scraper site - is brought to light.
January 11, 2026 at 5:47 PM
I just built a small spreadsheet with my inventory of spares for bikes

#biketooter #bikemaintenance
January 9, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Looks like watching those videos on how to cook with stainless pans have helped a bit

Maybe tomorrow I will try eggs
January 9, 2026 at 6:52 PM
My dealer just brought in the fondue cheese and the tin cans of cassoulet.

Happy days!
January 9, 2026 at 9:18 AM
This morning I had to stop at a bike shop because of a mechanical (double puncture whilst carrying only one tube).

I stopped at "Baffle's" which seems to have taken over the Evans shop on "the cut" near Waterloo. Team there was very nice

I was not in a […]

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January 8, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Hit me with your European cloud storage recommendation. I am currently on backblaze / B2 but because I am only using rclone and restic anything compatible with S3 works. Couple terabytes

I know backblaze has a European presence but I don't want a US based company anymore.

I was thinking about […]
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January 8, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Today would have been a good day to slack #biketooter
January 8, 2026 at 8:56 PM
double puncture this morning and those tires are not even that old.
#london roads are pretty filthy right now but still disappointed in my final set of marathon supreme

#biketooter
January 8, 2026 at 11:25 AM
I am not too surprised by the "let us drink drive to save the pubs" stories in the English tabloids but still, it wasn't on my bingo card for 2026
January 7, 2026 at 8:47 PM
New year is also a good time for new non stick pans and new jeans ( the bottom of the later being in a way worse shape than the former).

I try to use my stainless pans as much as possible but my other half struggles with them so I need to keep some non stick around
January 5, 2026 at 11:30 PM
RE: https://piaille.fr/@MaximeCombes/115836193124994453

For the uninitiated, Les Guignols was a satirical news daily show that ran in France between the of the 80's to 2015.

The puppet of Stalone was used to represent the America's military and big businesses

In the end they were ran into the […]
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January 4, 2026 at 7:57 PM
We are building this Lego kit. Looks like it will take quite some time
January 4, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Biggest life hack for me in 2025 was to switch from buying milk by 1L to 2L.
The boy and I have porridge and a glass for him everyday so milk was the most frequent reason for me to go shop.
January 4, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Dark times
January 3, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Just done first block coding exercises with the kiddo and he is really good at it
January 2, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Last day of ski and some ducker took my son's ski (they were rental) instead of theirs. Never came back to try to make it right
December 30, 2025 at 3:47 PM