John Bate
jflb96.bsky.social
John Bate
@jflb96.bsky.social
From Exeter. Trying my best.

He/him
Tolkien outliving the Apollo Program feels similarly weird
September 9, 2025 at 9:28 PM
So, British public sector Lord of War?
September 1, 2025 at 7:49 AM
He’ll be installed in a Neuralink Gilt Chair in the Oval Office by the end of the year, rule via tweet for a few years, then conveniently pop his clogs directly after winning a third term that will be taken up by whoever wins the GOP Battle Royale in the meantime
August 23, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Apparently mediums used to do this so that they could hold blocks of wood with their feet and make sure that ghostly knockings happened on cue
August 15, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Put like that, it reminds me of the Xhosa cattle-killers
July 18, 2025 at 5:17 PM
The first one, for anyone like me who’s going ‘Wasn’t that a quote?’
July 18, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I don’t know, I think having enough shoulder to wedge yourself slightly might be enough of an advantage on the descent to make up for it being a PITA on the way up
June 10, 2025 at 8:46 PM
‘The government cannot spend as effectively as a single person’ - the words of someone who has never heard of buying wholesale
June 2, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I knew it was still said the same, so I guessed that it was the formerly-Spanish Dutch spelling, but, on looking it up, Wikipedia points the finger at the Spanish rewriting the Latin ‘maiorca’ to have the letters that they’d usually pronounce that way
May 20, 2025 at 2:22 PM
It got the point across perfectly well, it just also derailed my train of thought to consider shepherd’s cottage pies of various mixtures and the possible culinary reasons for them not working. Might have to do some experiments.
May 20, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Well, now I’m wondering what the ratio is where it stops being a lamb cottage pie and becomes a beef shepherd's pie
May 20, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Possibly an argument that they’re less likely to be properly sharp, since the blade is often riveted in place and a pig to get at with a whetstone
May 16, 2025 at 2:25 PM
So, they’re betting the farm on being von Papen rather than von Schleicher
May 16, 2025 at 12:33 PM
If anything, that’s *too* metric
May 14, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Yeah, mostly just silly comments, and then you telling someone off for joining in on the anti-rabbit conversation with recipes. If I was ‘bossy’ and ‘mansplaining’, it was only to the same degree as your fine example.
May 13, 2025 at 5:10 PM
90 is still bigger than 77, isn’t it?

Seems like someone doesn’t know what ‘most’ means.
May 13, 2025 at 3:26 PM