Now, I won't say that automatically makes you a good person . . . .

. . . But it most definitely makes you NOT a pretty specific sort of truly awful person.

Which is something that almost certainly cannot be said of ANYONE who IS in the files.

S'all I'm sayin'.

Hey now, I used to use the CapsLock to type individual capital letters!

. . . And then I learned about computers and keyboards in elementary school, and I stopped that shit overnight, but STILL, don't judge! 🤣

As posted by a mutual friend over on the Book of Farce:

This diet is the ONLY way you'll convince them to demonstrate their martial arts training for you. As well as their sick breakdancing and skateboarding moves.

All VERY adorable! But you are apparently unaware of chelonians' rather specific dietary requirements:

The tomato goes on top of a bread-based crust, under cheese, pepperoni, and whatever other selection of meats, veggies, fungus, and the odd fruits they prefer.

These numbers have been running in my head all day.

Trump had LESS SUPPORT than 2020. EXACTLY as predicted.

So either 15 million people who were willing to support FUCKING BIDEN over Trump suddenly decided they absolutely couldn't support a brown woman "ex-cop" complicit in Gaza . . . .

This was my hometown TODAY at Trump's rally in State College, PA.

THIS is the epic "OWN THE LIBS" moment of his campaign.

THIS IS THE CROWNING ACHIEVEMENT of the man "undecided" voters are going to apathetically make the leader of the "free" world.

FUCKING. VOTE!!!

I keep trying to explain this to my friends in 5-yr-old terms: current threat is the Supreme Court, and NOT 'cuz of Trump (they CAN'T rule in his favor) but 'cuz of the deregulation case. The secondary threat is Haley . . . in 2028. Trump? All the danger of a light fart in the wind.

It's like a creeping darkness, gliding over the wall, encroaching upon the unsuspecting cat, foretelling its impending doom!!