James Green
@jfgreen.bsky.social
He / Him. Trying to convince computers to do useful and interesting things. Making and listening to bleeps, bloops, breaks and bass.
Exit Records were not too far off during their Heartdrive/Pleasure district era.
True To The Craft 🍕🧑🍳
True To The Craft 🍕🧑🍳
July 17, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Exit Records were not too far off during their Heartdrive/Pleasure district era.
True To The Craft 🍕🧑🍳
True To The Craft 🍕🧑🍳
Currently discovering what’s recorded onto various old tapes I have acquired.
This one has a separate track on each channel.
In the right ear: classic rock.
In the left ear: intermittent sounds of giggling teenagers proudly recording each others farts.
With headphones on: quite an experience.
This one has a separate track on each channel.
In the right ear: classic rock.
In the left ear: intermittent sounds of giggling teenagers proudly recording each others farts.
With headphones on: quite an experience.
July 3, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Currently discovering what’s recorded onto various old tapes I have acquired.
This one has a separate track on each channel.
In the right ear: classic rock.
In the left ear: intermittent sounds of giggling teenagers proudly recording each others farts.
With headphones on: quite an experience.
This one has a separate track on each channel.
In the right ear: classic rock.
In the left ear: intermittent sounds of giggling teenagers proudly recording each others farts.
With headphones on: quite an experience.
Interesting, although you might want to … erm… update the vibes come 2026?
No deep commentary intended - just finding it very amusing how literally it took what I presume was a request to prioritise posts in the current year.
Strong vibes from `items2025`.
No deep commentary intended - just finding it very amusing how literally it took what I presume was a request to prioritise posts in the current year.
Strong vibes from `items2025`.
![Snippet of JavaScript code that reads:
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= allItems. filter(item => {
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const date = new Date (pubDate) ;
return date.getFullYear () === 2025;
} catch (e) {
return false;
}
}
}) ;
return false;
items
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window. open (link, '_blank');
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June 21, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Interesting, although you might want to … erm… update the vibes come 2026?
No deep commentary intended - just finding it very amusing how literally it took what I presume was a request to prioritise posts in the current year.
Strong vibes from `items2025`.
No deep commentary intended - just finding it very amusing how literally it took what I presume was a request to prioritise posts in the current year.
Strong vibes from `items2025`.
Shoutout to the Core Audio devs who decided that AudioToolbox should return the error code 'wht?' when encountering an unspecified error. A perfect blend of whimsy and pragmatism that lives on in MacOS to this day.
June 1, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Shoutout to the Core Audio devs who decided that AudioToolbox should return the error code 'wht?' when encountering an unspecified error. A perfect blend of whimsy and pragmatism that lives on in MacOS to this day.
After unsubscribing to a particular spammy newsletter I continue to get emails, but now with the following footer.
Laughing, crying etc etc
Laughing, crying etc etc
May 22, 2025 at 10:18 AM
After unsubscribing to a particular spammy newsletter I continue to get emails, but now with the following footer.
Laughing, crying etc etc
Laughing, crying etc etc
Love how Tranceparty just straight up reclaimed this piece of abandoned corporate iconography. Look at this happy little guy, skipping merrily here and there as he shares his sweet trumpeting with the world. Really puts you in the mood to dance.
January 5, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Love how Tranceparty just straight up reclaimed this piece of abandoned corporate iconography. Look at this happy little guy, skipping merrily here and there as he shares his sweet trumpeting with the world. Really puts you in the mood to dance.
Delightfully unrepentant behaviour from the British public in the face of being denied footpath access.
1) Golf course erects a misleading sign implying you cant use the public footpath.
2) Sign is drawn over with footpath reference.
3) Sign is repeatedly thrown aside.
4) Golf course relents.
1) Golf course erects a misleading sign implying you cant use the public footpath.
2) Sign is drawn over with footpath reference.
3) Sign is repeatedly thrown aside.
4) Golf course relents.
December 28, 2024 at 4:13 PM
Delightfully unrepentant behaviour from the British public in the face of being denied footpath access.
1) Golf course erects a misleading sign implying you cant use the public footpath.
2) Sign is drawn over with footpath reference.
3) Sign is repeatedly thrown aside.
4) Golf course relents.
1) Golf course erects a misleading sign implying you cant use the public footpath.
2) Sign is drawn over with footpath reference.
3) Sign is repeatedly thrown aside.
4) Golf course relents.