This year we’ve been upgraded to “The Annexe of Estrangement”.

Apart from a model shark on the bed and an excess of gym equipment, all is looking good.

But what the hell is going on with the pumpkin summoning charm on the other side of the room? And who needs 5 freezers?

#duvetknowitschristmas

Meanwhile at home in Sweden, Pronto is being an annoying twat as normal.

Mattress down…no improvement
#duvetknowitschristmas

Jesus, it’s like the world just took a shit and emptied its contents into this one room. Bet the mattress won’t fit either. #duvetknowitschristmas