jezzelogternet.bsky.social
@jezzelogternet.bsky.social
We have still-active emo bands that predate DHS by a decade. No reason they need to exist.
February 14, 2026 at 1:31 AM
@jaketapper.bsky.social is useless, but tv news is an almost totally useless format, so it’s kind of a job requirement.
February 13, 2026 at 1:43 AM
I knew she’s been on the scene a while, but somehow I simultaneously, legitimately thought she was one of these unqualified/crooked 30-year-olds.
February 11, 2026 at 11:32 PM
You can reside in Minnesota all you want, but it’s the sports pain that makes you *Minnesotan*
February 9, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Okay, but where are you at on golf, being emotionally unavailable, and wearing only one kind of socks?
February 8, 2026 at 5:55 PM
The last crowdfund had a realistic goal for the production they were doing, while this has a token goal of $20k (for 20 years if Rifftrax). It seems like the production will kind of be dictated by what they can raise.

Also, the last campaign wasn’t done on Kickstarter, probably a mistake.
February 2, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Honestly, if it wasn’t about a real person who is helping hurt real people, I would love a movie with that description.
January 30, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Reposted
A big part of the story here is that women like Renee Good are braver and stronger than they could have ever imagined and that just doesn't fit with what MAGA men tell themselves about how gender works. It just does not compute.
January 26, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Incredible. Also, I was amused that the Twins weren’t on the original statement and I was like “eh, they’re probably not being good, they probably don’t have their shit together” and sure enough they eventually signed on.
January 26, 2026 at 5:38 AM
Honestly, impressive that he can tweet whilst a Spanish conquistador is in him.
January 26, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Are you actually going to do something about it, though?
January 24, 2026 at 5:35 PM
I’m not a historian, how long again did it take to turn this obscure old ship “Titanic” back around, presumably averting a disastrous fate which would have become very famously well known?
January 22, 2026 at 6:17 PM
This is good, but I want to add that not only are they going around saying “you’re not white, you might have an accent, show us your ‘papers,’” in many cases that documentation has been disregarded in favor of ICE’s face scanning app. Heaven help you if the computer thinks you look like someone else
January 20, 2026 at 6:56 PM