Refs fucked us on that Middleton 3 …
December 2, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Refs fucked us on that Middleton 3 …
Kyle Kuzma getting booed in the middle of the 1st quarter of a November basketball game in DC.
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December 2, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Kyle Kuzma getting booed in the middle of the 1st quarter of a November basketball game in DC.
Alex Sarr getting MVP chants in CapOne and immediately missing his free throw is peak Wizards.
November 26, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Alex Sarr getting MVP chants in CapOne and immediately missing his free throw is peak Wizards.
This is the best I’ve seen the @washwizards.bsky.social play in YEARS.
November 26, 2025 at 1:07 AM
This is the best I’ve seen the @washwizards.bsky.social play in YEARS.
I was halfass enjoying this Wale album until Shaboozey popped up on the final track and ruined it for me.
November 17, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I was halfass enjoying this Wale album until Shaboozey popped up on the final track and ruined it for me.
Amazing. www.today.com/news/religio...
November 15, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Amazing. www.today.com/news/religio...
The Good The Bad The Dollar Menu - Album by Ray Vaughn - Apple Music
Album · 2025 · 11 Songs
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November 10, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Important investigative journalism happening in the family chat rn
November 5, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Important investigative journalism happening in the family chat rn
Can Mamdani win so I can watch basketball and go to bed? Please and thank you.
November 5, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Can Mamdani win so I can watch basketball and go to bed? Please and thank you.
How I watch soccer with the group chat.
November 4, 2025 at 9:23 PM
How I watch soccer with the group chat.
Tom Brady cloning his dog is the Tom Brady-est headline ever.
November 4, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Tom Brady cloning his dog is the Tom Brady-est headline ever.
When I go outside to smoke without my children.
October 29, 2025 at 10:22 PM
When I go outside to smoke without my children.
Call screening in iOS 26 is the best thing Apple has done since the iPhone itself.
October 16, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Call screening in iOS 26 is the best thing Apple has done since the iPhone itself.
Xmas music in the Uber already.
October 14, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Xmas music in the Uber already.
The life of a Wizards fan in 0.8 seconds
October 12, 2025 at 9:56 PM
The life of a Wizards fan in 0.8 seconds
When obsolete ass Facebook sends you a birthday notification for someone who has passed… 💔
October 2, 2025 at 3:43 PM
When obsolete ass Facebook sends you a birthday notification for someone who has passed… 💔
A tourist just told me I looked like Skinny Rick Ross.
I hate this timeline.
I hate this timeline.
October 1, 2025 at 8:51 PM
A tourist just told me I looked like Skinny Rick Ross.
I hate this timeline.
I hate this timeline.
I can’t remember what I had for lunch yesterday. But I can remember every single world from Wu-Tang Clan’s Triumph from 1997.
September 11, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I can’t remember what I had for lunch yesterday. But I can remember every single world from Wu-Tang Clan’s Triumph from 1997.
Who got the best Steak Frites in DC?
Bonus points if they’re participating in Restaurant Week.
Bonus points if they’re participating in Restaurant Week.
August 26, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Who got the best Steak Frites in DC?
Bonus points if they’re participating in Restaurant Week.
Bonus points if they’re participating in Restaurant Week.