Jezfrombez
@jezfrombez.bsky.social
“Sets low targets and fails to achieve them”
North Norfolk hintut buh
North Norfolk hintut buh
Wordle was a hard word today. Maybe the hardest
March 29, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Wordle was a hard word today. Maybe the hardest
What hope for the future of this country when the contestants on #UniversityChallenge couldn’t answer an Echo and The Bunnymen question. I blame Thatcher.
March 17, 2025 at 8:47 PM
What hope for the future of this country when the contestants on #UniversityChallenge couldn’t answer an Echo and The Bunnymen question. I blame Thatcher.
Tina Turner’s Hot For You Baby was found on the cutting room floor, only to be released some 20yrs later. There is a good reason why it was where it was.
February 25, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Tina Turner’s Hot For You Baby was found on the cutting room floor, only to be released some 20yrs later. There is a good reason why it was where it was.
@8pberge.bsky.social I signed up here a few weeks ago for similar reasons! Haven’t quite decided to close my account at the other place yet, but that’s just a matter of time with that twat in charge. He probably supports Ipswich too.
February 23, 2025 at 2:43 PM
@8pberge.bsky.social I signed up here a few weeks ago for similar reasons! Haven’t quite decided to close my account at the other place yet, but that’s just a matter of time with that twat in charge. He probably supports Ipswich too.
Film and TV award shows
Fatuous, narcissistic load of ol bollox
Fatuous, narcissistic load of ol bollox
February 16, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Film and TV award shows
Fatuous, narcissistic load of ol bollox
Fatuous, narcissistic load of ol bollox
Old Trafford tonight sounds more like Lords on the morning of a test match - a genteel hubbub of chatter while an incidental game goes on.
February 7, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Old Trafford tonight sounds more like Lords on the morning of a test match - a genteel hubbub of chatter while an incidental game goes on.
Swimming in the sea
In early February
Is very very very chilly
Or so it seems to me
In early February
Is very very very chilly
Or so it seems to me
February 1, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Swimming in the sea
In early February
Is very very very chilly
Or so it seems to me
In early February
Is very very very chilly
Or so it seems to me
Hadn’t booked with Ryanair for years due to perceived rubbish customer service, price hikes for wanting indoor seats, being allowed to breathe etc
But I relented
Big mistake
Flight bumped to silly o’clock, no human to explain why, just a “suck it up mate” and a massive price hike for normal o’clock
But I relented
Big mistake
Flight bumped to silly o’clock, no human to explain why, just a “suck it up mate” and a massive price hike for normal o’clock
January 29, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Hadn’t booked with Ryanair for years due to perceived rubbish customer service, price hikes for wanting indoor seats, being allowed to breathe etc
But I relented
Big mistake
Flight bumped to silly o’clock, no human to explain why, just a “suck it up mate” and a massive price hike for normal o’clock
But I relented
Big mistake
Flight bumped to silly o’clock, no human to explain why, just a “suck it up mate” and a massive price hike for normal o’clock
Dear America
The last day of this month is not called
January thirty one, it’s January the thirty first please and thank you
The last day of this month is not called
January thirty one, it’s January the thirty first please and thank you
January 28, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Dear America
The last day of this month is not called
January thirty one, it’s January the thirty first please and thank you
The last day of this month is not called
January thirty one, it’s January the thirty first please and thank you
Oh the joy of the delivery guy turning up at 8pm in the dark
What can it be?
New trainers? Flowers?
Oasis tickets?
Nah
A new spark plug for my lawn mower
#livingthedream
What can it be?
New trainers? Flowers?
Oasis tickets?
Nah
A new spark plug for my lawn mower
#livingthedream
January 22, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Oh the joy of the delivery guy turning up at 8pm in the dark
What can it be?
New trainers? Flowers?
Oasis tickets?
Nah
A new spark plug for my lawn mower
#livingthedream
What can it be?
New trainers? Flowers?
Oasis tickets?
Nah
A new spark plug for my lawn mower
#livingthedream
Supreme comfort food for this time of year
Slightly too hot chilli
+
Big dollop of crème fraiche
Wrapped in crunchy lettuce leaves
A few potato wedges so no one thinks you are “a bit weird”
Phwooooar
Slightly too hot chilli
+
Big dollop of crème fraiche
Wrapped in crunchy lettuce leaves
A few potato wedges so no one thinks you are “a bit weird”
Phwooooar
January 16, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Supreme comfort food for this time of year
Slightly too hot chilli
+
Big dollop of crème fraiche
Wrapped in crunchy lettuce leaves
A few potato wedges so no one thinks you are “a bit weird”
Phwooooar
Slightly too hot chilli
+
Big dollop of crème fraiche
Wrapped in crunchy lettuce leaves
A few potato wedges so no one thinks you are “a bit weird”
Phwooooar
Getting a bit pished off with TNT’s football coverage incessantly advertising upcoming games
January 15, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Getting a bit pished off with TNT’s football coverage incessantly advertising upcoming games
Can’t believe it’s been 10 years since our guiding light left us. I shall be raising a prawn sandwich to her honour later today. Still love my dear old mum
January 13, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Can’t believe it’s been 10 years since our guiding light left us. I shall be raising a prawn sandwich to her honour later today. Still love my dear old mum
I’ll not be @Parkrun today
That’s a bit of a bummer
I have to stay home
And wait for the plumber
Run well on the ice, it’s been frozen all week
The same as my pipes
Now they’ve started to leak.
That’s a bit of a bummer
I have to stay home
And wait for the plumber
Run well on the ice, it’s been frozen all week
The same as my pipes
Now they’ve started to leak.
January 11, 2025 at 7:12 AM
I’ll not be @Parkrun today
That’s a bit of a bummer
I have to stay home
And wait for the plumber
Run well on the ice, it’s been frozen all week
The same as my pipes
Now they’ve started to leak.
That’s a bit of a bummer
I have to stay home
And wait for the plumber
Run well on the ice, it’s been frozen all week
The same as my pipes
Now they’ve started to leak.
“Hello, is that the Acme Statue Manufacturers?
It is?
I’d like to order a massive statue of Amankwah Forson”
It is?
I’d like to order a massive statue of Amankwah Forson”
January 4, 2025 at 5:34 PM
“Hello, is that the Acme Statue Manufacturers?
It is?
I’d like to order a massive statue of Amankwah Forson”
It is?
I’d like to order a massive statue of Amankwah Forson”
Despite that extra glass of wine, the hotter chilli sauce, the triple strapped wobbly ankle, the ibuprofen, the -3 frost….
#LoveParkrun
#LoveParkrun
January 4, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Despite that extra glass of wine, the hotter chilli sauce, the triple strapped wobbly ankle, the ibuprofen, the -3 frost….
#LoveParkrun
#LoveParkrun
Is there a mathmatical/biological equation that explains how long after you eat asparagus your wee smells of asparagus? It was just a few spears about 6 hrs ago, but……
January 3, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Is there a mathmatical/biological equation that explains how long after you eat asparagus your wee smells of asparagus? It was just a few spears about 6 hrs ago, but……
Hearing that the New Years Day Parkrun we travelled to last night got cancelled came as a complete disappointment as I started on pint No5. Swings and roundabouts.
January 1, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Hearing that the New Years Day Parkrun we travelled to last night got cancelled came as a complete disappointment as I started on pint No5. Swings and roundabouts.
Whassgornorn in the football this season?
Players going down “injured” to delay/reset the game - yet the trainer doesn’t come on? Why? Soon as a player clearly ain’t bouncing back - bring on the magic sponge and the player can have his 30 seconds of fame on the touchline to “recover”
Players going down “injured” to delay/reset the game - yet the trainer doesn’t come on? Why? Soon as a player clearly ain’t bouncing back - bring on the magic sponge and the player can have his 30 seconds of fame on the touchline to “recover”
December 9, 2024 at 8:08 PM
Whassgornorn in the football this season?
Players going down “injured” to delay/reset the game - yet the trainer doesn’t come on? Why? Soon as a player clearly ain’t bouncing back - bring on the magic sponge and the player can have his 30 seconds of fame on the touchline to “recover”
Players going down “injured” to delay/reset the game - yet the trainer doesn’t come on? Why? Soon as a player clearly ain’t bouncing back - bring on the magic sponge and the player can have his 30 seconds of fame on the touchline to “recover”
#dissproportinatelyoftenplayedsogsonmylocalradio
“They” are playing that song again - that awful warbling one. Time to get up
“They” are playing that song again - that awful warbling one. Time to get up
December 9, 2024 at 7:03 AM
#dissproportinatelyoftenplayedsogsonmylocalradio
“They” are playing that song again - that awful warbling one. Time to get up
“They” are playing that song again - that awful warbling one. Time to get up
Team Wearing Yellow Wins At Ipswich
Who’d have thought.
Who’d have thought.
December 3, 2024 at 9:25 PM
Team Wearing Yellow Wins At Ipswich
Who’d have thought.
Who’d have thought.
Why can’t Americans pronounce “herbs” correctly?
November 29, 2024 at 4:07 PM
Why can’t Americans pronounce “herbs” correctly?