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Andrea 🌈 Cosplayer, cryptid enthusiast, ceramic artist, Pokemon fan. I will rule the oceans with an iron fist. She/Her

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3 margs deep and one of every concert tee is sounding real good right about now
A woman with green hair, dark roots, green makeup, and a tattoo choker sips a strawberry margarita while looking at the camera
December 1, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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For ever Mina’s favorite sleeping spot. (Feat. a bad shot of the latest, spookiest iteration of my hair.)
A white woman with glasses and hair that is dark at the roots lime green on the ends sits against a large squishmallow, a gray blanket on her chest, and a Siamese-calico-tortie cat curled up on top of the blanket. The cat has turned her head upside down and tucked it under the woman’s chin in a happy, cozy snuggle.
October 29, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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Gonna have to jack the price up on this calico pendant since it has been personally blessed by Mina’s butt
The top half of the photo is taken up by the fluff of a tortie cat’s haunches, with a couple of ceramic cat figures sticking out from underneath the fluff, all on a wooden coffee table.
October 11, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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My toxic trait is that I think I could make the official ✨Boots With The Fur✨ a Look ™️. Like.. I’m seeing Katseye in November. It’s almost like it’s meant to be.
T-Pain with the Crocs Classic Unfurgettable Leopard Knee High Boot, holding the boot aloft and looking delighted and horrified at what he has wrought upon the world A dark amalgamation of a croc and leopard print fuzzy knee high boots
October 10, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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Tonight’s glazing session is brought to you by Silent Hill F is for Friendship, and is approved by Tansy. I feel like I’ve been glazing for 87 years but damn I’m excited to see these come out of the kiln.
A tabby cat with white paws and white patches on her belly, chest, and muzzle sits on a wooden coffee table, a ring light positioned behind her reminiscent of a halo. The rest of the coffee table is cluttered with pottery, glazes, brushes, and various other pottery glazing tools. In the background is a bookshelf and a tv with a playthrough of Silent Hill f playing on it.
October 9, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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Lmao what’s really funny is you kinda participated in this one!
Screenshot of text chain including three images of AI slop pet portraits and a text following the images that reads “I asked ChatGPT to make bathroom portraits of my dogs, it did not disappoint” Screenshot of a text chain following the previous image’s text chain. The first text reads “You should do it, just use ChatGPT.” Two beautiful digitally drawn headshots of cats, done by an actual artist, are sent in response, along with the message “I paid my friend, an actual human artist, to draw portraits of my cats. They did it all without stealing from other actual human artists trying to make a living, AND without destroying the environment!”
September 13, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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I’d like to thank my cats, who have always been there for me, as well as my good buddies over at Nintendo. I remain available for consultation as a farming/life sim connoisseur on areas of this game to develop, as well as very willing to accept an early access key
Screenshot of a tweet by @jezebelligerent from 9-25-2021 that reads: “I cannot express enough how very much I would throw money at a Pokemon farming/life sim. Like all the aspects of the Pokémon world beyond battling. Raising plant types, herding Wooloo and Miltank etc, breeding for different traits, building up a town & gym? It’s all I want” Screenshot of two tweets by @jezebelligerent from 9-25-2021 that read: “Let me open a customizable cafe where I serve Miltank lattes and can place different pokemon around to attract different guests, and send my Growlithe to deliver special orders made with ingredients I had to forage with the help of my Tepig!! There is a RICH untapped world beyond” and “battles!! Gigantamaxing and z moves and stuff is fine, but if they really want to give a fresh entry point to the franchise, and something unique to draw back in old fans.. LET ME HAVE MY COZY COTTAGECORE POKEMON LIFE.” Screenshot from the Pokemon Pokopia trailer released on 9-12-2025 showing what appears to be the title screen
September 12, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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Put some RESPECT on her name when you speak of my 9 year old warrior queen daughter.
A smol but chunky Siamese-calico-tortie amalgamation with alert pale blue eyes sits regally on a light beige carpet, staring off to the right. By her butt is a small plastic pink and blue propeller shooting cat toy gun. Mina stays strapped.
August 3, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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Mina and Tansy don’t often snuggle me at the same time - they love each other but Mina is a tsundere, so she must remain aloof, and she sometimes gets jealous of my cuddle real estate. But yesterday we had a nice long clowder cuddle puddle 🥰
A woman in a gray tank top with a blanket on her lap is lounging on a brown sofa. On her lap, their butts pressed up against each other, are two cats - a brown-gray tabby cuddled up against her chest and a Siamese-calico-tortie curled up in a circle with her face upside-down. The scene is cozy and peaceful
July 5, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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You would think Tansy, being the younger, more energetic cat would be the biggest challenge in my tiny home pottery studio, but Mina is the true menace. She started on her quest to disrupt, crying that she was starving, a full two and a half hours before their dinner time 😅
A tortie-Siamese cat sits with her back to the camera, staring up at the face of a woman in a gray striped shirt who is bent over a pottery wheel, trying to tap center a small ceramic cup. A woman in a gray and white striped shirt is bent over a pottery wheel, concentrating on trimming a small ceramic cup. Mina, a Siamese-calico-tortie hodgepodge of a cat, is reaching up from the floor to the side of the wheel, toe beans splayed and claws out, trying to grab the woman’s glasses. Mina, a Siamese-calico-tortie hodgepodge of a cat, has her front paws curled around the lip of a pottery wheel’s white splash pan, her chin resting on her paws, staring intently at the activity on the wheel off-camera. Mina, a Siamese-calico-tortie hodgepodge of a cat, is standing on her hind legs, front paws resting on a woman’s leg, as she stretches up to touch noses with the woman.
June 24, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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I was allowed to sit at my pottery wheel for about 15 minutes before the sharks started circling. When the pointed stares did not work Mina taught Tansy her favorite move - crying and tapping at my bare arm with her claws. Pitiful + mild threat = dinner 2 hours early maybe?
Two cats sit on the gray faux-wood floor of a kitchen. The cat on the left is a Siamese-calico-tortie amalgamation with blue eyes and is sitting facing the camera with an intense stare. The cat on the right is a gray-brown tabby with a tipped left ear, and lays sprawled on her side, looking much more relaxed. Her yellow eyes are still alert, though, and focused on the camera.
June 22, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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And my youngest, while I’m boasting about my girls. She is perhaps the only cat Mina ever could have gotten this comfortable with. She is very patient with Mina’s fickle nature and will trade off with her, taking turns chasing their favorite toys. Mina will even tolerate a little grooming from her.
A tabby cat with a white blaze down her nose and chest is sitting perched on top of a white plastic lidded basket, loafed comfortably, her head tilted slightly to the right and a warm, friendly expression in her yellow eyes. In the background, less in focus, is a neon sign-style Sailor Moon print, a Bast statuette, and a couple of tchotchkes on a light cream colored faux-wood bookshelf.
June 4, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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Mina has been doing so good lately! She was zipping around just as much as Tansy tonight, having the time of her life, her big baby blue eyes bright and clear. Of course, after we were all tuckered out, she would only give me the “no I will not perform for the camera, Mother” look
A cat that looks like a perfect blend of a Siamese, tortie, and calico - with a bright orange stripe down her nose - sits in a loaf position on a gray mat, which is on top of a light brown rug. A small sardine plushie is ignored in front of the cat, who is looking up at the camera with a somewhat sulky, exasperated expression.
June 4, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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Mina may be unimpressed, but I am very happy with the first test cast of this mold! Still some cleanup to do, and a few little things that I’d want to improve upon in a future iteration if I were to, say, make holiday ornaments out of them. But as glaze test tiles they are better than I’d hoped for
Image of a hand holding up a slip-cast ceramic replica of a Nintendo Game Boy, propped up against a piece of particleboard Image of a hand holding up a slip-cast ceramic replica of a Nintendo Game Boy, over a piece of particleboard. A cat that looks like god took all the cutest parts of Siamese, Calico, and Tortie cats and put them into one sits on the particleboard just beyond the hand, looking away over her shoulder, her sky-blue eyes unimpressed. In the background is a ring light held in place by a stack of notebooks, and part of a tabby cat’s face is peeking into the frame.
June 2, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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I actually got out in the sunshine for a couple of hours today and my allergies only punished me a LITTLE bit. Then I got in a couple of hours of wheel throwing practice. Overall a very successful day ✌️
Three queer people sit on a striped blanket on a grassy hill, smiling at the camera. They look very cool, fun, and fashionable. A container of garlic bread sits between them
June 1, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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Hehehe I recently decided it’s perfectly reasonable to add slip casting to my studio (aka a corner of my smol apartment) and have been learning how to make plaster casts. This one isn’t perfect, but I’m pretty happy with it and excited to test it!
An image of two halves of a white plaster mold laying next to each other on a wooden table, the inside of each half of the mold showing. It is a mold of a Nintendo Gameboy cartridge.
May 26, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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Some notifications you actually love to see @seananmcguire.bsky.social 🙌
A screenshot from Libby informing the user that their hold on an audiobook copy of Overgrowth by Mira Grant is available to borrow
May 7, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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Love to wake up to this, and when I try to recover my account TikTok claims it doesn’t exist. When I try and get support I just get the same message from a robot over and over.

So if you receive anything from me on TikTok don’t open it. Nothing else seems to have been hacked at least
Screenshot of @jezebelligerent’s TikTok profile, which still shows the username and profile picture but is otherwise completely blank
April 21, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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How Tansy sleeps knowing she gave me a heart attack last night and kept me up half the night
A brown-gray-orange tabby cat with white tipped paws sleeps on brown, pink, and white cat-patterned blanket on a person’s lap. The cat is lounging on her side with her back legs splayed out and her front paw curled up next to her face. One of her ears is smooshed into the blanket. She looks deeply asleep and very peaceful
April 15, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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Poor Tansy had a very traumatic (routine, all okay) vet visit today. She finally got microchipped and hated every second, starting with the car ride (she open-mouth panted the whole 45 minute drive there, essentially having a kitty panic attack). She deserves all of the snuggles and treats tonight
A tabby cat with a white spot on the right side of her nose and a tipped left ear is lying on a gray blanket, with just her head and a little bit of her left front paw showing. Her yellow eyes are half-closed and she looks very sleepy and content
April 14, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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Mina and Tansy remain adorable and chaotic as ever
A tortie cat with an orange blaze on her nose, blue eyes, and Siamese-like markings lies curled up on the chest of a woman wearing pink cargo pants and an orange and white striped shirt. The cat stares possessively at the camera A tabby cat with a small white patch on her belly and a small white patch on her chest, white toes, and a tipped left ear, lies on her back on a light brown carpet. Her front paws are tucked up to her chest while her back paws are splayed out, and she looks like an adorable otter A living room scene, where a tabby cat is asleep with her head on her forepaws on a brown couch, tucked up against some blankets. A tortie cat sits on top of a coffee table just to the left of the sofa and has positioned herself perfectly under a very small ring light so it looks like a little halo over her head. The tortie projects an image of innocence, contrasting the latent chaos of the tabby.
March 31, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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RT to claim this energy 🙏💖✨🙏💖✨ #manifesting #idesofmarch
Animated gif of Gretchen from Mean Girls screaming “We should totally just stab Caesar!”
March 14, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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I *was* going to play with some watercolors tonight, but it turns out Tansy already had other plans
Tansy (a tabby cat with a tipped left ear and a face that always looks like she is smiling) sits on a gray blanket on a woman’s lap, curled possessively around the woman’s arm. The woman is wearing a pink shirt that reads “Legally Bimbocore” and her face is not in the shot. The pair are sitting on a brown couch, and the tabby cat is fast asleep and looks very cozy and pleased with herself.
March 10, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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Tansy is a professional blepper
A tabby cat with a tipped left ear sleeps curled up on her side on a brown, pink, and white cat-patterned blanket, her tongue sticking out dramatically in a blep
February 7, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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Tansy has resting :3 face
A tabby cat with a tipped left ear is sleeping on her side on someone’s blanket-covered legs on a brown sofa. The blanket is soft and has a brown, white, and pink cat print. There is a pile of a couple of other blankets at the opposite end of the sofa. The cat is resting peacefully with a paw tucked up near her face and looks like she is smiling in her sleep.
February 3, 2025 at 2:21 AM