Jewish Physics Engine
@jewphysicsengine.bsky.social
I play Super Mario Maker 2. I play Super Expert No Skip and the 100 Mario Challenge.
I love skirts, tall boots, and true random number generators.
I love skirts, tall boots, and true random number generators.
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Truth nuke: If you are reading this, it is closer to 2050 than 2000.
July 3, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Truth nuke: If you are reading this, it is closer to 2050 than 2000.
On this day, exactly eight score years ago, Major General Gordon Granger made a proclamation to the people of Galveston, Texas, that all people within were, now and forever, legally free. On that day, the United States began the process of finally fulfilling the promise it made in 1776 to all men.
June 19, 2025 at 4:07 PM
On this day, exactly eight score years ago, Major General Gordon Granger made a proclamation to the people of Galveston, Texas, that all people within were, now and forever, legally free. On that day, the United States began the process of finally fulfilling the promise it made in 1776 to all men.
Streaming for the 2nd straight day of the Switch 2 existing with Mario Maker 2 Super Expert No Skip! #SuperExpert #Nintendo #Mario #Gaming #Battletoads
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Happy Switch 2 Day 2! (June 6th, 2778)
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June 7, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Streaming for the 2nd straight day of the Switch 2 existing with Mario Maker 2 Super Expert No Skip! #SuperExpert #Nintendo #Mario #Gaming #Battletoads
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www.twitch.tv/jewishphysic...
Come and watch me play Super Expert no skip to celebrate the launch of the Switch 2! #Gaming #Mario #Nintendo #Switch2 #SuperExpert
Come and watch me play Super Expert no skip to celebrate the launch of the Switch 2! #Gaming #Mario #Nintendo #Switch2 #SuperExpert
Twitch
Twitch is the world
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June 6, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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Come and watch me play Super Expert no skip to celebrate the launch of the Switch 2! #Gaming #Mario #Nintendo #Switch2 #SuperExpert
Come and watch me play Super Expert no skip to celebrate the launch of the Switch 2! #Gaming #Mario #Nintendo #Switch2 #SuperExpert
Also happy news: Toadette might be meta in the new Mario Kart game, yay! #MarioKartWorld
June 6, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Also happy news: Toadette might be meta in the new Mario Kart game, yay! #MarioKartWorld
In honor of the first day of the Nintendo Switch 2's existence, I will be streaming the 2 today! Super Mario Maker 2, that is! I will be doing Super Expert No Skip from 8 pm to 12 pm Pacific!
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Twitch
Twitch is the world
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June 5, 2025 at 11:58 PM
In honor of the first day of the Nintendo Switch 2's existence, I will be streaming the 2 today! Super Mario Maker 2, that is! I will be doing Super Expert No Skip from 8 pm to 12 pm Pacific!
www.twitch.tv/jewishphysic...
www.twitch.tv/jewishphysic...
I would have won 2 sets at a Smash tournament today if I realized half a second earlier I could direct the Bowsercide off stage and win off of that oh well
June 1, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I would have won 2 sets at a Smash tournament today if I realized half a second earlier I could direct the Bowsercide off stage and win off of that oh well
I should have made a thread for my new fortnight resolutions, oops!
May 31, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I should have made a thread for my new fortnight resolutions, oops!
May 31, 2025 at 6:23 PM
#NewFortnightResolution
Number 4:
Watch 2 movies randomly chosen from Metacritic's list of movies.
#Movies #Cinephile #Random #Gamer
Number 4:
Watch 2 movies randomly chosen from Metacritic's list of movies.
#Movies #Cinephile #Random #Gamer
May 31, 2025 at 6:22 PM
#NewFortnightResolution
Number 4:
Watch 2 movies randomly chosen from Metacritic's list of movies.
#Movies #Cinephile #Random #Gamer
Number 4:
Watch 2 movies randomly chosen from Metacritic's list of movies.
#Movies #Cinephile #Random #Gamer
#NewFortnightResolution
Number 2:
Read one random book suggested to me in a reply to this post, with chance of selection weighted by number of likes.
#PromoSky #Books #Literature #Reading #BookSky
Number 2:
Read one random book suggested to me in a reply to this post, with chance of selection weighted by number of likes.
#PromoSky #Books #Literature #Reading #BookSky
May 31, 2025 at 6:20 PM
#NewFortnightResolution
Number 2:
Read one random book suggested to me in a reply to this post, with chance of selection weighted by number of likes.
#PromoSky #Books #Literature #Reading #BookSky
Number 2:
Read one random book suggested to me in a reply to this post, with chance of selection weighted by number of likes.
#PromoSky #Books #Literature #Reading #BookSky
#NewFortnightResolution
Number 1:
Stream Mario Maker 2 for 3 hours at least 4 times this fortnight.
Prefarably:
Sunday 7-10 am PDT
Wednesday 7-10 pm PDT
I will do either Super Expert No Skip, 100 Mario Challenge, or Expert No Skip, will decide later
#Mario #Nintendo #Gaming
Number 1:
Stream Mario Maker 2 for 3 hours at least 4 times this fortnight.
Prefarably:
Sunday 7-10 am PDT
Wednesday 7-10 pm PDT
I will do either Super Expert No Skip, 100 Mario Challenge, or Expert No Skip, will decide later
#Mario #Nintendo #Gaming
May 31, 2025 at 6:18 PM
#NewFortnightResolution
Number 1:
Stream Mario Maker 2 for 3 hours at least 4 times this fortnight.
Prefarably:
Sunday 7-10 am PDT
Wednesday 7-10 pm PDT
I will do either Super Expert No Skip, 100 Mario Challenge, or Expert No Skip, will decide later
#Mario #Nintendo #Gaming
Number 1:
Stream Mario Maker 2 for 3 hours at least 4 times this fortnight.
Prefarably:
Sunday 7-10 am PDT
Wednesday 7-10 pm PDT
I will do either Super Expert No Skip, 100 Mario Challenge, or Expert No Skip, will decide later
#Mario #Nintendo #Gaming
Glad we can all agree that Pokémon Stadium is NOT to blame for moky continuously doing the strategy that one would use if they wanted to fall through the stage. #Melee #SSBM #FullHouse #Nintendo
May 20, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Glad we can all agree that Pokémon Stadium is NOT to blame for moky continuously doing the strategy that one would use if they wanted to fall through the stage. #Melee #SSBM #FullHouse #Nintendo
Congrats to Cody Schwab on being the best Melee player at Full House 2025!
May 20, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Congrats to Cody Schwab on being the best Melee player at Full House 2025!
Watch jewishphysicsengine on Twitch! Super Expert No Skip!
#Mario #SuperExpert #Challenge #VEDay
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#Mario #SuperExpert #Challenge #VEDay
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Happy Beat Up Nazis Day! (May 8th, 2778)
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May 9, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Watch jewishphysicsengine on Twitch! Super Expert No Skip!
#Mario #SuperExpert #Challenge #VEDay
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#Mario #SuperExpert #Challenge #VEDay
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I appreciate the new influx of new followers! Thank you for checking out the channel, and I hope you all enjoy the Mario Maker content!
#Mario #VEDay #Endless #SuperExpert #TheSimpsons #Woke #Nintendo #Gaming #Gamer #Luigi #Pronoun #VDay #QuantumPhysics
#Mario #VEDay #Endless #SuperExpert #TheSimpsons #Woke #Nintendo #Gaming #Gamer #Luigi #Pronoun #VDay #QuantumPhysics
May 9, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I appreciate the new influx of new followers! Thank you for checking out the channel, and I hope you all enjoy the Mario Maker content!
#Mario #VEDay #Endless #SuperExpert #TheSimpsons #Woke #Nintendo #Gaming #Gamer #Luigi #Pronoun #VDay #QuantumPhysics
#Mario #VEDay #Endless #SuperExpert #TheSimpsons #Woke #Nintendo #Gaming #Gamer #Luigi #Pronoun #VDay #QuantumPhysics
Gonna stream some Mario Maker today at 9:01 pm Pacific to celebrate the kicking of Nazi rear! Playing Super Expert and mot skipping any levels, even the German ones!
#MarioMaker #VEDay #Nintendo #Jewish #Woke #Hardcore #NoSkip #Pronoun #Mario #Luigi #Spongebob
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#MarioMaker #VEDay #Nintendo #Jewish #Woke #Hardcore #NoSkip #Pronoun #Mario #Luigi #Spongebob
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Twitch
Twitch is the world
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May 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Gonna stream some Mario Maker today at 9:01 pm Pacific to celebrate the kicking of Nazi rear! Playing Super Expert and mot skipping any levels, even the German ones!
#MarioMaker #VEDay #Nintendo #Jewish #Woke #Hardcore #NoSkip #Pronoun #Mario #Luigi #Spongebob
twitch.tv/jewishphysicsengine
#MarioMaker #VEDay #Nintendo #Jewish #Woke #Hardcore #NoSkip #Pronoun #Mario #Luigi #Spongebob
twitch.tv/jewishphysicsengine
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#Random #Quantum #Jewish #Gaming #MarioMaker
In honor of the first TRULY random number!
#Random #Quantum #Jewish #Gaming #MarioMaker
In honor of the first TRULY random number!
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NEW RANDOM NUMBER ALERT! (Mar. 31st, 2778)
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April 1, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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#Random #Quantum #Jewish #Gaming #MarioMaker
In honor of the first TRULY random number!
#Random #Quantum #Jewish #Gaming #MarioMaker
In honor of the first TRULY random number!
This is the best day of my life. www.sciencealert.com/quantum-comp...
Quantum Computer Generates Truly Random Number in Scientific First
A quantum machine has used entangled qubits to generate a number certified as truly random for the first time, demonstrating a handy function that's physically beyond even the most powerful supercompu...
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March 31, 2025 at 9:49 PM
This is the best day of my life. www.sciencealert.com/quantum-comp...
Congratulations on being the best Melee player at Battle of BC 7, Zain!
March 31, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Congratulations on being the best Melee player at Battle of BC 7, Zain!
If Mario Maker 3 gets announced during the next Nintendo Direct, I will go to the bathroom that day and either pee or poo. If I'm feeling really happy, I'll do both. #Gamer #PromoSky #MarioMaker2 #Nintendo
March 27, 2025 at 4:15 AM
If Mario Maker 3 gets announced during the next Nintendo Direct, I will go to the bathroom that day and either pee or poo. If I'm feeling really happy, I'll do both. #Gamer #PromoSky #MarioMaker2 #Nintendo
I did nothkng for Mario Day, I'm a failure of a Mario fan
March 11, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I did nothkng for Mario Day, I'm a failure of a Mario fan
I went at 0-4 at my first offline Smash tournament LOL
February 21, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I went at 0-4 at my first offline Smash tournament LOL
Congratulations on being the best Melee player at Genesis X2, Hungrybox!
February 17, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Congratulations on being the best Melee player at Genesis X2, Hungrybox!