Alex 🏳️⚧️
@jewishcrab.bsky.social
I love magic: the gathering
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Alex 🏳️⚧️
@jewishcrab.bsky.social
· Apr 30
i bet dracula would like my skeets if he had a computer. he would be My Friend
so beloved in boston they call me the transgender larry bird
July 1, 2025 at 6:11 AM
so beloved in boston they call me the transgender larry bird
i got hot btw does anyone wanna see
July 1, 2025 at 5:30 AM
i got hot btw does anyone wanna see
I'm getting yelled at on twitter for being right about deliveryslop services again
June 26, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I'm getting yelled at on twitter for being right about deliveryslop services again
ughgfmmgf ooomfff oomf stoppp haha
June 26, 2025 at 12:56 AM
ughgfmmgf ooomfff oomf stoppp haha
hi bluesky what's up what are we skeeting tonight
June 21, 2025 at 2:24 AM
hi bluesky what's up what are we skeeting tonight
i'm so normal about magic
June 21, 2025 at 2:22 AM
i'm so normal about magic
very funny that i picked the misato pfp like 2 years before even becoming a milf-esque late 20's substance abuser
June 5, 2025 at 8:28 PM
very funny that i picked the misato pfp like 2 years before even becoming a milf-esque late 20's substance abuser
Happy 4:20PM to all the NEETs and Unemployed Bitches
June 5, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Happy 4:20PM to all the NEETs and Unemployed Bitches
elon says trump is in the epstein files? wow I didn't know that. you're telling me now for the first time
June 5, 2025 at 8:26 PM
elon says trump is in the epstein files? wow I didn't know that. you're telling me now for the first time
elon and trump breakup is just like when my mom and dad got divorced in 2016
June 5, 2025 at 8:25 PM
elon and trump breakup is just like when my mom and dad got divorced in 2016
sorry guys i don't need attention anymore i smoked the weed that makes u normal
June 4, 2025 at 1:41 AM
sorry guys i don't need attention anymore i smoked the weed that makes u normal
doctor who is transgender now or something is that why the brits are upset
June 1, 2025 at 3:58 PM
doctor who is transgender now or something is that why the brits are upset
this popped off on twitter all of y'all are lame nerds for letting this post flop 😭😒
May 28, 2025 at 9:39 PM
this popped off on twitter all of y'all are lame nerds for letting this post flop 😭😒
just realized that they're doing this to me too 🤦♀️
to save joe biden they're injecting him w estradiol
May 28, 2025 at 6:13 PM
just realized that they're doing this to me too 🤦♀️
sorry babe, condoms make me dysphoric :/
May 28, 2025 at 6:12 PM
sorry babe, condoms make me dysphoric :/
fucking the Riverpyre Verge guy for Riverpyre Verges
May 28, 2025 at 5:45 PM
fucking the Riverpyre Verge guy for Riverpyre Verges
to save joe biden they're injecting him w estradiol
May 19, 2025 at 4:34 AM
to save joe biden they're injecting him w estradiol
if i got a vyvanse script and a cracked version of ableton or FL CL or whagever i could be the next shitty hyperpop artist would u guys still fw me
May 14, 2025 at 11:33 PM
if i got a vyvanse script and a cracked version of ableton or FL CL or whagever i could be the next shitty hyperpop artist would u guys still fw me
(wokely) we need to throw rocks at this trans woman who said something problematic
May 14, 2025 at 11:30 PM
(wokely) we need to throw rocks at this trans woman who said something problematic
Reposted by Alex 🏳️⚧️
this post is etched into the circuit boards of my brain forever
May 3, 2025 at 1:51 AM
this post is etched into the circuit boards of my brain forever
he fvcked on this freaky hacker chick bodyy
May 3, 2025 at 1:50 AM
he fvcked on this freaky hacker chick bodyy
magic: the gathering these hoes into my car to drive to FNM
May 2, 2025 at 2:16 PM
magic: the gathering these hoes into my car to drive to FNM