Elisheva ✡️ 💛🤍💜🖤
@jewbilee.bsky.social
Do good recklessly. Treat everyone the way they want to be treated. Build the community you want to see. You are worthy, and you are loved, no matter what that a-hole voice inside your head says.
2 days after my husband got his new car, we got 5" of snow. It has summer tires, and he declined the winter tire option. Somehow MY car is now being called the "family car". Listen up, bucko. Turn around is fair play. Only, I'll have all-weather tires. 🤣🤣🤣🤷
December 15, 2025 at 11:20 PM
2 days after my husband got his new car, we got 5" of snow. It has summer tires, and he declined the winter tire option. Somehow MY car is now being called the "family car". Listen up, bucko. Turn around is fair play. Only, I'll have all-weather tires. 🤣🤣🤣🤷
If you're a human being who knows other human beings, naloxone should be a part of your medicine cabinet. (It's free)
And look at those fentanyl strips right behind it (still free, and mailed to you!) - and me tooting my own horn on social media lolol
Love you, bitches! Xoxo
And look at those fentanyl strips right behind it (still free, and mailed to you!) - and me tooting my own horn on social media lolol
Love you, bitches! Xoxo
October 12, 2025 at 4:54 PM
If you're a human being who knows other human beings, naloxone should be a part of your medicine cabinet. (It's free)
And look at those fentanyl strips right behind it (still free, and mailed to you!) - and me tooting my own horn on social media lolol
Love you, bitches! Xoxo
And look at those fentanyl strips right behind it (still free, and mailed to you!) - and me tooting my own horn on social media lolol
Love you, bitches! Xoxo
I feel like the left does a shitty job coming up with movement names.
DEI is catching heat, so why not call it Operation: You Belong
Because how can they tear down that message?
Just an FYI, businesses who buy into DEI make twice the profits for you capitalists out there 🤷
DEI is catching heat, so why not call it Operation: You Belong
Because how can they tear down that message?
Just an FYI, businesses who buy into DEI make twice the profits for you capitalists out there 🤷
September 5, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I feel like the left does a shitty job coming up with movement names.
DEI is catching heat, so why not call it Operation: You Belong
Because how can they tear down that message?
Just an FYI, businesses who buy into DEI make twice the profits for you capitalists out there 🤷
DEI is catching heat, so why not call it Operation: You Belong
Because how can they tear down that message?
Just an FYI, businesses who buy into DEI make twice the profits for you capitalists out there 🤷
Trying not to overshadow him. ❤️
August 21, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Trying not to overshadow him. ❤️
This is the same game that makes me watch ads while playing. Definitely trolls.
June 23, 2025 at 10:12 PM
This is the same game that makes me watch ads while playing. Definitely trolls.
As if all of this <gestures broadly> isn't enough, one of my time waster games has plopped an ad box right in the middle of the screen so I have to watch commercials while playing.
Uh....I'm trying to avoid life rn, stop stressing me out and let me battle these dragons in peace!
Uh....I'm trying to avoid life rn, stop stressing me out and let me battle these dragons in peace!
June 18, 2025 at 4:05 PM
As if all of this <gestures broadly> isn't enough, one of my time waster games has plopped an ad box right in the middle of the screen so I have to watch commercials while playing.
Uh....I'm trying to avoid life rn, stop stressing me out and let me battle these dragons in peace!
Uh....I'm trying to avoid life rn, stop stressing me out and let me battle these dragons in peace!
This pretty baby walked down the middle of the street and found some hostas to munch on.
May 28, 2025 at 6:50 PM
This pretty baby walked down the middle of the street and found some hostas to munch on.
McDonalds: sales have sucked since we raised prices. Let's add to the menu!
That middle tendie is the size of a slightly long cheese stick, for size reference. It tastes generic and cheap, like everything else they sell.
I'm not at all impressed, McDs.
Also,
#BringBackBeefTallowFries
That middle tendie is the size of a slightly long cheese stick, for size reference. It tastes generic and cheap, like everything else they sell.
I'm not at all impressed, McDs.
Also,
#BringBackBeefTallowFries
May 27, 2025 at 10:30 PM
McDonalds: sales have sucked since we raised prices. Let's add to the menu!
That middle tendie is the size of a slightly long cheese stick, for size reference. It tastes generic and cheap, like everything else they sell.
I'm not at all impressed, McDs.
Also,
#BringBackBeefTallowFries
That middle tendie is the size of a slightly long cheese stick, for size reference. It tastes generic and cheap, like everything else they sell.
I'm not at all impressed, McDs.
Also,
#BringBackBeefTallowFries
I would give anything to be able to sleep like this guy 🤣
May 24, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I would give anything to be able to sleep like this guy 🤣
While I appreciate the tetris type skill it took to fit 3 combo meals into this rinky-dink sack, how am I supposed to keep my food hot if I can't close the bag?!?
May 20, 2025 at 9:43 PM
While I appreciate the tetris type skill it took to fit 3 combo meals into this rinky-dink sack, how am I supposed to keep my food hot if I can't close the bag?!?
Tastes like green NyQuil.
April 24, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Tastes like green NyQuil.
I like to wear this shirt around Christian holidays because people always insist Christmas trees or egg hunts are "secular", yet they look at me like I have 3 heads if I say this out loud. 😂🤦😂
It feels like sometimes being an ass is the only way for people to understand.
It feels like sometimes being an ass is the only way for people to understand.
April 19, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I like to wear this shirt around Christian holidays because people always insist Christmas trees or egg hunts are "secular", yet they look at me like I have 3 heads if I say this out loud. 😂🤦😂
It feels like sometimes being an ass is the only way for people to understand.
It feels like sometimes being an ass is the only way for people to understand.
I asked Chatgpt to describe me as if it were my best friend. 🥹
April 16, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I asked Chatgpt to describe me as if it were my best friend. 🥹
This is Pandora aka Panny Bananny
April 11, 2025 at 5:36 PM
This is Pandora aka Panny Bananny
You're just gonna have to take a moment away from doom scrolling to admire this sunset.
March 26, 2025 at 12:01 AM
You're just gonna have to take a moment away from doom scrolling to admire this sunset.
This mix has a textural component that I think a lot of trail mixes are lacking.
February 28, 2025 at 7:25 PM
This mix has a textural component that I think a lot of trail mixes are lacking.
My teen, who doesn't eat anything homemade, just devoured this loaf and asked me to buy more. Uh, I can make more, but it'll take 2 days. 🤷😂❤️
February 19, 2025 at 10:34 PM
My teen, who doesn't eat anything homemade, just devoured this loaf and asked me to buy more. Uh, I can make more, but it'll take 2 days. 🤷😂❤️
Prettiest Kittiest @catsofbsky.bsky.social
February 13, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Prettiest Kittiest @catsofbsky.bsky.social
I was typing my destination fast enough so my car was aggressively trying to help me. I told it to shut up, and we almost went to IN 😂
February 3, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I was typing my destination fast enough so my car was aggressively trying to help me. I told it to shut up, and we almost went to IN 😂
These are NOT your mamas rice cakes! If you see these at your local store, buy them all. All.
February 3, 2025 at 4:25 AM
These are NOT your mamas rice cakes! If you see these at your local store, buy them all. All.