Jew 2 Replace U
@jew2replaceu.bsky.social
Jew. Mom to 4. Misanthrope.
True believer in aiming low.
Extremely tired.
True believer in aiming low.
Extremely tired.
"Oh no, Mr. President! You CAN'T take more aspirin than recommended! Sir, if you, let's say, triple what you're taking now, who KNOWS what could happen! THE LIBS COULD BE COMPLETELY OWNED!"
January 1, 2026 at 4:32 PM
"Oh no, Mr. President! You CAN'T take more aspirin than recommended! Sir, if you, let's say, triple what you're taking now, who KNOWS what could happen! THE LIBS COULD BE COMPLETELY OWNED!"
≥2lesbian + 1synagogue = WOKE
December 20, 2025 at 2:38 PM
≥2lesbian + 1synagogue = WOKE
Is it even true though? It looks like he left in 2023, two years ago.
December 15, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Is it even true though? It looks like he left in 2023, two years ago.
Whew, this is a relief. My 19-year-old daughter has a birthday coming up and I'll admit I was worried about what was going to happen to her.
December 15, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Whew, this is a relief. My 19-year-old daughter has a birthday coming up and I'll admit I was worried about what was going to happen to her.
Maybe it doesn't take "amazing restraint" not to shoot someone when you don't live in a gun culture. But yes, a true hero. The opposite of what we see from the NYPD, generally speaking.
December 15, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Maybe it doesn't take "amazing restraint" not to shoot someone when you don't live in a gun culture. But yes, a true hero. The opposite of what we see from the NYPD, generally speaking.
MAGA political discourse, you mean.
December 15, 2025 at 3:19 PM
MAGA political discourse, you mean.
That was Schlafly's role as well, though. She was on stage to rail against feminism and assert that women belonged in the home. Her being a woman willing to repudiate women's rights was the appeal. Kirk should do just fine in that role.
December 13, 2025 at 9:37 PM
That was Schlafly's role as well, though. She was on stage to rail against feminism and assert that women belonged in the home. Her being a woman willing to repudiate women's rights was the appeal. Kirk should do just fine in that role.
Have you tried a spaghetti spoon? The gripping power is a real plus!
December 13, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Have you tried a spaghetti spoon? The gripping power is a real plus!
This is fake. Come on, can we not do this.
December 6, 2025 at 5:59 PM
This is fake. Come on, can we not do this.
And that there will one day be a post-Trump world.
November 16, 2025 at 4:20 PM
And that there will one day be a post-Trump world.
I think that would depend on what it's expected to assess.
November 3, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I think that would depend on what it's expected to assess.
As someone who attended Yale years ago and definitely wouldn't get in today, I think it's possible that 60% of Harvard or Yale students deserve As. Excellent work doesn't become mediocre just because other students do it too.
November 3, 2025 at 9:25 PM
As someone who attended Yale years ago and definitely wouldn't get in today, I think it's possible that 60% of Harvard or Yale students deserve As. Excellent work doesn't become mediocre just because other students do it too.
My boyfriend and I will be pink and blue axolotls, respectively. Proud members of Amphifa!
October 17, 2025 at 4:07 PM
My boyfriend and I will be pink and blue axolotls, respectively. Proud members of Amphifa!
Even Newsmax was apparently like, "whoa, a little too extreme!"
October 14, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Even Newsmax was apparently like, "whoa, a little too extreme!"
My t-shirt saying "Just turn yourself in to ICE and they will give you $1000 and a flight to a destination of your choosing. They will definitely not detain you and throw you in a concentration camp." is raising questions...
October 5, 2025 at 1:25 PM
My t-shirt saying "Just turn yourself in to ICE and they will give you $1000 and a flight to a destination of your choosing. They will definitely not detain you and throw you in a concentration camp." is raising questions...
Yes but remember that Kissinger was very busy.
September 23, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Yes but remember that Kissinger was very busy.
So it would be great if he'd recognize his blind spot sooner rather than later. He can't afford it if he's raising a Black child.
September 23, 2025 at 2:19 AM
So it would be great if he'd recognize his blind spot sooner rather than later. He can't afford it if he's raising a Black child.
If she'd been committed to fitting in, she'd have been born with a penis like everyone else.
September 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
If she'd been committed to fitting in, she'd have been born with a penis like everyone else.
As we have fired all the women.
September 11, 2025 at 12:39 AM
As we have fired all the women.
It's actually a pretty vague and meaningless statement without the dog whistle it was intended to contain. It is used regularly against marginalized people by those who are upset that they can't express bigotry as freely as in the past.
August 18, 2025 at 11:02 PM
It's actually a pretty vague and meaningless statement without the dog whistle it was intended to contain. It is used regularly against marginalized people by those who are upset that they can't express bigotry as freely as in the past.
Of course! That's science! 🙂
August 6, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Of course! That's science! 🙂
It was a world where a mob of terrified, angry people heard her, though. We've seen what haters do in this one, and listening to reason isn't it.
August 6, 2025 at 8:12 PM
It was a world where a mob of terrified, angry people heard her, though. We've seen what haters do in this one, and listening to reason isn't it.
"Did you know I invented the word 'explode'? No one ever used it before me, it's true! I said, have you heard this word 'explode'? And now it's everywhere. 'Explode'. Great word."
July 29, 2025 at 7:51 PM
"Did you know I invented the word 'explode'? No one ever used it before me, it's true! I said, have you heard this word 'explode'? And now it's everywhere. 'Explode'. Great word."
How is there nothing about him wearing a moth-eaten shirt? I've already heard some version of his nonsensical immortality babbling. Let's move on to his sartorial choices.
July 26, 2025 at 9:09 AM
How is there nothing about him wearing a moth-eaten shirt? I've already heard some version of his nonsensical immortality babbling. Let's move on to his sartorial choices.
Oh great, Elmo's taking Ambien
July 14, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Oh great, Elmo's taking Ambien