Jason Michael Evans
@jevans565.bsky.social
Actor. Teacher. Writer.
And as Trump is simultaneously pardoning convicted “ narco terrorists’”
November 29, 2025 at 12:50 AM
And as Trump is simultaneously pardoning convicted “ narco terrorists’”
“Hahahahahahachucklechuklechuckle Extreme Mode hahahahaha hitler super computer with a pulse hahahahahahahah it’s the best wow it’s go good to laugh with friends about fun things”
November 14, 2025 at 2:16 PM
“Hahahahahahachucklechuklechuckle Extreme Mode hahahahaha hitler super computer with a pulse hahahahahahahah it’s the best wow it’s go good to laugh with friends about fun things”
Imagine banking on your voting base to be so incompetently patriotic that criminal shit like this fades into the wind the moment you jump on a horse and pose in front of Mt. Rushmore. Also imagine them actually being that stupid.
November 14, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Imagine banking on your voting base to be so incompetently patriotic that criminal shit like this fades into the wind the moment you jump on a horse and pose in front of Mt. Rushmore. Also imagine them actually being that stupid.
I genuinely don’t even understand the point she’s trying to make, her logic is so convoluted.
November 13, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I genuinely don’t even understand the point she’s trying to make, her logic is so convoluted.
But her emails
November 8, 2025 at 12:15 AM
But her emails
Remember when she said she was pro-choice.
November 8, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Remember when she said she was pro-choice.
Omg so cool you know so much
November 4, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Omg so cool you know so much
Hey Dems, Trump is RIGHT. This is what Abraham Lincoln would have wanted and we need to honor his legacy by renovating this bathroom that has HIS name. I recently visited Lincoln, IL and TP’d every art deco house and shamed the owners for their lack of true Lincoln marble.
October 31, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Hey Dems, Trump is RIGHT. This is what Abraham Lincoln would have wanted and we need to honor his legacy by renovating this bathroom that has HIS name. I recently visited Lincoln, IL and TP’d every art deco house and shamed the owners for their lack of true Lincoln marble.
As an American citizen, I think this is cool.
October 31, 2025 at 5:58 PM
As an American citizen, I think this is cool.
Sure, but there’s no way to know how the shifting loyalty from country to individual will affect America in the long-term.
October 28, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Sure, but there’s no way to know how the shifting loyalty from country to individual will affect America in the long-term.
@nytimes.com can I cancel the paper and just pay for Wordle? Unless you plan on using Maureen Dowd to write upcoming Wordles. Actually, that might he the best place for her.
October 26, 2025 at 1:43 AM
@nytimes.com can I cancel the paper and just pay for Wordle? Unless you plan on using Maureen Dowd to write upcoming Wordles. Actually, that might he the best place for her.
Q: Speaker, your wife has reported that you cry loudly in the shower every morning. She’s filmed this and the videos are going viral. What are your comments?
MIKE JOHNSON: I don’t know anything about that. But I will say that crying in the shower doesn’t count because you’re already wet.
MIKE JOHNSON: I don’t know anything about that. But I will say that crying in the shower doesn’t count because you’re already wet.
October 22, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Q: Speaker, your wife has reported that you cry loudly in the shower every morning. She’s filmed this and the videos are going viral. What are your comments?
MIKE JOHNSON: I don’t know anything about that. But I will say that crying in the shower doesn’t count because you’re already wet.
MIKE JOHNSON: I don’t know anything about that. But I will say that crying in the shower doesn’t count because you’re already wet.
The odds of him donating ANYTHING to charity are slightly worse than the odds of me donating anything to Trump.
October 22, 2025 at 3:58 PM
The odds of him donating ANYTHING to charity are slightly worse than the odds of me donating anything to Trump.
If there’s one thing I know about people who aren’t kings, it’s that they build opulent palaces for themselves with taxpayer dollars.
October 21, 2025 at 10:29 PM
If there’s one thing I know about people who aren’t kings, it’s that they build opulent palaces for themselves with taxpayer dollars.
Someone please explain how that video equals this in the box score.
October 14, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Someone please explain how that video equals this in the box score.
That is called murder, Mr. Kilmeade. “Involuntary lethal injection” is a call to murder people.
September 15, 2025 at 4:01 PM
That is called murder, Mr. Kilmeade. “Involuntary lethal injection” is a call to murder people.
Who fucking cares.
September 1, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Who fucking cares.
What I took from this is that RFKjr pegged Trump, which checks out.
September 1, 2025 at 4:22 PM
What I took from this is that RFKjr pegged Trump, which checks out.
I am so happy someone else hates it.
August 30, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I am so happy someone else hates it.
Imagine thinking this is what freedom means.
August 28, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Imagine thinking this is what freedom means.
Nothing says legitimate like the desperate redacted testimony of an Epstein friend/groomer/apologist with the moral compass of a guillotine who’s been vocal about her willingness to say or do anything for a pardon.
August 23, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Nothing says legitimate like the desperate redacted testimony of an Epstein friend/groomer/apologist with the moral compass of a guillotine who’s been vocal about her willingness to say or do anything for a pardon.
Y’all. This is what a HEALTHY PERSON looks like. Just went to whitehouse.gov and asked the ai chatbot if Trump was healthy and they said yes.
August 23, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Y’all. This is what a HEALTHY PERSON looks like. Just went to whitehouse.gov and asked the ai chatbot if Trump was healthy and they said yes.
I used to think Qatar hosting in 2022 was the apex of FIFA’s corruption. Now I’m not so sure.
August 22, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I used to think Qatar hosting in 2022 was the apex of FIFA’s corruption. Now I’m not so sure.
Bold move following “let me be crystal clear” with 10 seconds of unintelligible stuttering.
August 11, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Bold move following “let me be crystal clear” with 10 seconds of unintelligible stuttering.
I know you arm, but what am you.
July 31, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I know you arm, but what am you.