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jetty bones
@jettybones.bsky.social
laughing and crying and then laughing at myself for crying until I laugh instead of laughing until I cry. does that make sense? musician. ohio -> philly
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You’d think @jettybones.bsky.social is a coffee company!
September 30, 2025 at 5:11 PM
if i see two vans parked next to each other at a diner, i will always assume they belong to two bands on tour doing a lil brunchie.
August 2, 2025 at 4:45 PM
if i had to sum up my real life in one photo, it would be this.
June 27, 2025 at 5:17 AM
truly thankful that my life is not the Truman Show because I just spent 23 minutes, trying to change the bag on a vacuum cleaner.
June 26, 2025 at 12:19 AM
i know a produce aisle hates to see me coming.
June 25, 2025 at 4:56 PM
i actually only go to shows so i can spy on my fans and see if they go harder for other bands. that's it.
May 3, 2025 at 1:44 AM
You’re looking up your ex’s instagram account. I’m looking up dolls at online estate sales to see if any of them look haunted. We are not the same.
April 10, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Wearing contacts is crazy because when I take them out, my eyes just don’t work anymore.
April 4, 2025 at 2:08 AM
The biggest sham of adulthood is feeling an innate need to pretend we are not lonely.
April 2, 2025 at 2:15 AM
If life really was a movie, someone would have done a dramatic rendition of Bonnie Tyler’s smash hit “Total Eclipse of the Heart” with me during dive bar karaoke in a different state.

But no, this is real life people. This is REAL LIFE.
April 1, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Nothing makes me feel quite as blessed as my mom watching all of my IG stories.

But also mom, if you see this I’m so sorry and I promise I’m FINE.
April 1, 2025 at 2:47 AM
of course I feel like an alien, im a dreamer living in Reality, USA.
March 29, 2025 at 5:09 AM
The look my cat just gave me after refusing to give him the whole other half of my burrito has me questioning my ability to parent.
March 28, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Repeat after me:

I am free to align with that which serves me.

I am free to align with only what serves me.

I am free to align with all that serves me.
March 14, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Wearing clogs is all fun and games until your feet get sweaty and you start walking like a baby deer.
March 12, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Imagine hating me when I’m just decompressing from political dread by scrolling the blind cat subreddit.
March 11, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Ash Wednesday lowkey looking like Charles Manson cosplay.
March 5, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I think I’m having an identity crisis. I am extremely tired and considering a NAP instead of a RED BULL.
February 27, 2025 at 7:31 PM
It’s 5:16am and I’m here to say one thing:

Call a friend. It can change everything. It can keep you alive. It did for me tonight.
February 23, 2025 at 10:17 AM
I love filling in at my old coffee shop because everybody keeps asking me how my cats are doing and I feel SEEN.
February 22, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I’m scared my cat might be a trump supporter because he keeps attacking my paper straw ☹️
February 18, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Sometimes you can’t see anything, until you get closer-

Then you see everything,

Sometimes everything is so much, that you back further away.
February 16, 2025 at 11:35 PM
OH LAWD WE COMING BACK TO MI!!

www.xlncmusicfest.com
February 14, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Never underestimate the power of being in spaces where your presence feels wanted.
February 13, 2025 at 9:16 PM
If I’m lip syncing the house music to you with intense passion and the contact, you BETTER not look away.

I know we are strangers.
This is our meet cute.
February 13, 2025 at 2:22 AM