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Jetta like your mom
@jettabean.bsky.social
Michigangster ✋🌈💀👩‍❤️‍👨
Lover of all things unless you’re an asshole
I cuss like a sailor because I can.
This site blows dicks. I’m deactivating. Now you can be free and talk willingly as if I don’t exist! Good for you!
January 24, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I’m done being the light, the darkness seems to be more appropriate
January 24, 2025 at 12:34 PM
I noticed that I’m already blocked! I better get a trophy or something
January 24, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I need to stop trusting words and start trusting actions
January 24, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Your avi looks like it could use a few more filters, I can still see your nose
January 24, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I’m gonna blow up the skeet timeline today. You’ve been warned
January 24, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Thank fuck for Kendrick Lamar
January 24, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Why do men act single when they’re in a relationship or married?like, make it make sense
January 24, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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A new webisode of The Bewby Show is up!! Please support me by liking and sharing!

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The Bewby Show S01E05 - The Oracles (part 1)
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January 7, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I wish Elon would move to Antarctica, fall into a crater and leave us the fuck alone
January 23, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I may be late to the game but I bought an air fryer. Gimme those blooming onions 🥰
January 23, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Why do people soft block you on instagram and then re-follow months later, repeatedly. Weirdos
January 23, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I can’t post on threads or Instagram. This is some BULLSHIT
January 23, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Nine Inch Nails is going on tour this year. I am a happy panda.
January 23, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I swear my man is like a benzo. He always calms me down and I’m so grateful for that
January 22, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Apparently, Zuckerberg doesn’t like it when I say Nazis can get fucked right up their blown out asshole.
January 22, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Fuck Elon musk. Fucking bitch-ass NERD
January 20, 2025 at 8:34 PM
All I need is a good massage, lots of attention and a million kisses
January 20, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Hey look! Im talking to myself again. Ain’t life grand 🤓
January 20, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I’d rather watch my dog eat his shit, throw it up and eat some more than watch that felon’s inauguration
January 20, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I’m just a girl waiting to spend time with the love of my life. Aka fucking like rabbits
January 19, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Oh no. TikTok is officially banned
a man in a suit and tie is giving a speech
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is giving a speech
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January 19, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Enjoying the fact that I’m down 30lbs 🥳
January 19, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I’m staying up past my bedtime I hope it’s worth it
January 19, 2025 at 1:58 AM