yea I jork it (by itr, I mean, pumice
April 16, 2025 at 12:44 AM
yea I jork it (by itr, I mean, pumice
"haha yeah that's me" I say to the police officer while pointing to the cctv image, which shows a grainy yet obvious image of me absolutely punting a seagull into the upper stratosphere
April 6, 2025 at 11:50 PM
"haha yeah that's me" I say to the police officer while pointing to the cctv image, which shows a grainy yet obvious image of me absolutely punting a seagull into the upper stratosphere
crowds of onlookers watch in awe as I heroically leap through a window of a burning building, clutching a basket of puppies, then I plummet 12 storeys to the ground killing myself instantly
February 16, 2025 at 12:16 PM
crowds of onlookers watch in awe as I heroically leap through a window of a burning building, clutching a basket of puppies, then I plummet 12 storeys to the ground killing myself instantly
i need a bumper sticker that says "please be patient I'm only 9 years old"
January 18, 2025 at 9:17 PM
i need a bumper sticker that says "please be patient I'm only 9 years old"
*googling "good places to eat"*
why doesnt it suggest sitting at a table
why doesnt it suggest sitting at a table
January 16, 2025 at 7:12 PM
*googling "good places to eat"*
why doesnt it suggest sitting at a table
why doesnt it suggest sitting at a table
batman: finally I defeated my archenemy the joker
the jokest: hey guys whats up
the jokest: hey guys whats up
January 7, 2025 at 2:06 PM
batman: finally I defeated my archenemy the joker
the jokest: hey guys whats up
the jokest: hey guys whats up
been thigking about cement mixers (the big ones) alot recently only becuase i dont think many other people do very oftenso they probably get sad sometimes
December 27, 2024 at 11:47 PM
been thigking about cement mixers (the big ones) alot recently only becuase i dont think many other people do very oftenso they probably get sad sometimes
i always make sure women feel safe at night by screaming and sprinting past them to let them know im there and not trying to hide
December 21, 2024 at 6:17 PM
i always make sure women feel safe at night by screaming and sprinting past them to let them know im there and not trying to hide
microdosing rat poison not to build a tolerance but because i can and nobody can stop me
December 18, 2024 at 7:44 PM
microdosing rat poison not to build a tolerance but because i can and nobody can stop me
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cup of tea more like cup of pee (dont cry leberals its callef dark humour)
December 11, 2024 at 12:46 PM
cup of tea more like cup of pee (dont cry leberals its callef dark humour)
One (1) entire horse !!
December 5, 2024 at 1:16 AM
One (1) entire horse !!
hey google where can I buy traffic lights
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November 6, 2024 at 12:26 PM
hey google where can I buy traffic lights
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