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yea I jork it (by itr, I mean, pumice
April 16, 2025 at 12:44 AM
"haha yeah that's me" I say to the police officer while pointing to the cctv image, which shows a grainy yet obvious image of me absolutely punting a seagull into the upper stratosphere
April 6, 2025 at 11:50 PM
crowds of onlookers watch in awe as I heroically leap through a window of a burning building, clutching a basket of puppies, then I plummet 12 storeys to the ground killing myself instantly
February 16, 2025 at 12:16 PM
i need a bumper sticker that says "please be patient I'm only 9 years old"
January 18, 2025 at 9:17 PM
*googling "good places to eat"*

why doesnt it suggest sitting at a table
January 16, 2025 at 7:12 PM
batman: finally I defeated my archenemy the joker

the jokest: hey guys whats up
January 7, 2025 at 2:06 PM
been thigking about cement mixers (the big ones) alot recently only becuase i dont think many other people do very oftenso they probably get sad sometimes
December 27, 2024 at 11:47 PM
i always make sure women feel safe at night by screaming and sprinting past them to let them know im there and not trying to hide
December 21, 2024 at 6:17 PM
microdosing rat poison not to build a tolerance but because i can and nobody can stop me
December 18, 2024 at 7:44 PM
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Ed Balls
November 17, 2024 at 8:41 PM
cup of tea more like cup of pee (dont cry leberals its callef dark humour)
December 11, 2024 at 12:46 PM
One (1) entire horse !!
December 5, 2024 at 1:16 AM
hey google where can I buy traffic lights

sebd tweet
November 6, 2024 at 12:26 PM