J.E. Tobal
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J.E. Tobal
@jetobal.bsky.social
Author of Artefactum, a Kirkus Best Sci-fi Book of 2023

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Beastie Boys - License to Ill
September 20, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I like that the guy who said "trade wars are easy to win" has never won a trade war.
May 28, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Nice reference to classic sci-fi, Alex. Solid work here.
May 19, 2025 at 2:21 AM
"He's very patient with you. You must really know how to pull his strings."

*rim shot*
May 19, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I've been driving over the Triborough for years to go visit my daughter who's been in school in NJ. This is how I know traffic on the bridge is worse.

So, just FYI, you don't have to be a condescending prick to strangers on the Internet. It's not a prerequisite.
May 17, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Traffic outside the zone being "not worse" is a cartoonish lie. It takes 30 min to go over the Triborough.
May 17, 2025 at 1:27 AM
These people shouldn't be allowed to use indoor toilets.
May 14, 2025 at 6:08 PM
*chef's kiss*
May 14, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Let's even set aside the fact that these Snyder dudes have never read a comic and this Krypto is comic accurate, but why on Earth would Superman have a 'roided out Pitbull? Do they think Superman moonlights as an ICE agent?
May 14, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Touchdown Pope!
May 8, 2025 at 6:41 PM
May 4, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I mean this exists with novels in spades. When my novel came out, I got solicited by so many paid review services and I'd check their reviews and nothing was below a 3/5. I always passed on them.
May 3, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Hey @zoethorogood.bsky.social you've got two books on this list, just FYI
May 2, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I'm thinking his vision of teaching civic values in schools looks very similar to a Hitler Youth organization.
May 1, 2025 at 4:57 PM
See? You get it
May 1, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Danny DeVito in a full scale action role; but more like Die Hard where he just has a lot of guns and gets the shit kicked out of him, not like something where he needs to be athletic.

I also think there's a really good, super heinous villain role for Dan Levy out there somewhere.
May 1, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Did they learn nothing from what happened with Ruth Bader Ginsburg? If you don't pass on the torch, you risk destroying everything you spent your life working for. The arrogance of "no one can do this job but me" when they're in their 80s is batshit.
May 1, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I dream of the day when the court cases are finally over and LLMs are sued into oblivion.
May 1, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I mean, obviously. Just like how everyone knows that California barbecue is way better than anything from the South or Midwest.
May 1, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Clem Fandango remains one of the best fictional names ever conceived of.
April 28, 2025 at 8:34 PM