Does this cool demeanour look like someone who was sick on the rug?

Jet chillin on one of the 20+ places he calls bed

It’s the kids race in the Great Scottish Run and I just watched a grown man in full kit sprint past some 5yr olds like he was beating Usain Bolt to the tape

I hate to debase myself like this but I need Dreamies

New album just dropped

Psst, wanna buy some catnip?

Jets groin has a quest for you

“And like that….he’s gone”

Logging on

Post a photo of you from 8 years ago

- Kai

Idea for a new social media site: Just Pets, where everyone posts their pets and each post gets 5k+ likes and 2k comments with people saying, ‘such a good boi/girl’ and you show your pet and they wag their tail because you said ‘good boi’ not because they understand social media validation

She thinks cats should wear a leash?!

One of us always tells the truth, the other always lies
You may ask one question

(It’s Jet, Jet is the liar. Fucking shameless)

Little known fact, we invented Tetris

Kai: paint me like one of your French cats
Jet: unsolicited dick pic

This is all you need to know about our respective personalities