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| Do you like doing that computer stuff?
|> I'm good at it.
| Yeah, but... do you *like* it?
|> I like money.
|> I'm good at it.
| Yeah, but... do you *like* it?
|> I like money.
How to make new friends after moving to a new city:
June 24, 2025 at 1:53 AM
How to make new friends after moving to a new city:
Calling multiple property managers to set up house tours feels like negotiating for Ricardo Rincon.
May 6, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Calling multiple property managers to set up house tours feels like negotiating for Ricardo Rincon.
It looks like with #GQuuuuuuX, they learned the exact right lesson from G-witch and why it was so popular. Lesbians.
April 18, 2025 at 9:59 PM
It looks like with #GQuuuuuuX, they learned the exact right lesson from G-witch and why it was so popular. Lesbians.
Yuki being the best non-Verstappen Red Bull driver.
March 16, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Yuki being the best non-Verstappen Red Bull driver.
She was fully ready to murder Kiyone for just standing there.
March 14, 2025 at 4:59 AM
She was fully ready to murder Kiyone for just standing there.
Like putting lipstick on a pig.
March 6, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Like putting lipstick on a pig.
Me, trying to convince my girlfriend I'm not a Cyberpsycho when she watches me do this:
February 22, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Me, trying to convince my girlfriend I'm not a Cyberpsycho when she watches me do this:
Just finished Sekiro. Started Cyberpunk and the tutorial introduces the "counter" mechanic.
February 6, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Just finished Sekiro. Started Cyberpunk and the tutorial introduces the "counter" mechanic.
Bringing this back because it literally just happened to me. Sekiro is a good game.
January 28, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Bringing this back because it literally just happened to me. Sekiro is a good game.
Channing's been listening to Noah Kahan. I've been rediscovering System of a Down.
January 26, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Channing's been listening to Noah Kahan. I've been rediscovering System of a Down.
Bad news, gamers.
January 24, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Bad news, gamers.
When I can comfortably crouch under a barrier or fence that taller people would have trouble with, that's what I call
January 16, 2025 at 7:57 PM
When I can comfortably crouch under a barrier or fence that taller people would have trouble with, that's what I call
I hate that my brain makes it feel like pulling teeth to do my actual programming job, but when I'm like, "I should write a script to take screenshots of my virtual fish," I can suddenly lock the fuck in.
January 13, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I hate that my brain makes it feel like pulling teeth to do my actual programming job, but when I'm like, "I should write a script to take screenshots of my virtual fish," I can suddenly lock the fuck in.
How Channing and I always end up when I make potato soup.
January 9, 2025 at 1:34 AM
How Channing and I always end up when I make potato soup.
Sometimes I feel like having Ruinous Ultimatum is a little mean-spirited for Brawl on Arena, but then I get my commander Washed Away for 1 Blue and I realize that my violence is justified.
December 18, 2024 at 3:59 PM
Sometimes I feel like having Ruinous Ultimatum is a little mean-spirited for Brawl on Arena, but then I get my commander Washed Away for 1 Blue and I realize that my violence is justified.
If I had a nickel for everytime my opponent had an overwhelming boardstate and gave me the "gg" while I had Chandra, Hope's Beacon and then I used that Hope's Beacon to pull the win out of my ass, I would have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.
December 16, 2024 at 9:24 PM
If I had a nickel for everytime my opponent had an overwhelming boardstate and gave me the "gg" while I had Chandra, Hope's Beacon and then I used that Hope's Beacon to pull the win out of my ass, I would have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.
Having a very Irish Cream morning.
December 12, 2024 at 5:11 PM
Having a very Irish Cream morning.
My girlfriend and I ten minutes into me showing her a Dream Theater song:
December 8, 2024 at 11:54 PM
My girlfriend and I ten minutes into me showing her a Dream Theater song:
But it was worth it because now I have BIG number.
December 7, 2024 at 5:37 AM
But it was worth it because now I have BIG number.
Let he who hasn't done some jank computer bullshit cast the first stone.
December 7, 2024 at 4:42 AM
Let he who hasn't done some jank computer bullshit cast the first stone.
How it feels to finally splash Black in my Chandra-tribal deck.
November 20, 2024 at 12:09 AM
How it feels to finally splash Black in my Chandra-tribal deck.