I'm at 27

There are somehow 4 controllers, one only for cable and it's got voice support so your dad is yelling "BUE BLOODS" into it

Ah yes the game of "is this salad dressing still good, d'you think?" Every time I visit my mother

Welcome to your parents house. There are no good snacks whatsoever. Dad remarried a health nut and they went keto years ago so they only have almonds, cheese and that weird grain free breakfast cereal from Costco.

That's some "stay inside and make art" weather right there

Himitsu in Lake City is my go-to

It's Katie Wilson! And yes, please vote in a new may for Seattle tomorrow!

One perhaps unintended consequence of this law is that after school classes for kids, such as dance, martial arts etc, fall under the broad interpretation of "live presentations" which means prices for parents are going up across the board. Would love to get this more widely known.

I like these ones because they have the sense not to build, say, across my front door

Only thing worse than the spider you can see is the one you can't

Anyway here's my favorite lady and her bestie #spiderposting

Several times a day I'm flailing around seemingly at nothing. Real ones know I just caught a spider to the face.

In which we learn to coexist with our eight legged cousins, now grown to half dollar size, eating wasps whole. #spiderposting