Jet Carbon
@jetcarbon.bsky.social
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@Joey-Penderghast is my Venmo, if you feel generous.
get to know me
my (outdated) EDH decks: https://archidekt.com/search/decks?ownerUsername=Penderghast
my (outdated) video game collection: https://backloggery.com/Penderghast
@Joey-Penderghast is my Venmo, if you feel generous.
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Jet Carbon
@jetcarbon.bsky.social
· Feb 21
things are bad they're worse than bad they're crazy I shall not fear fear is the mind-killer fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration do not give yourselves to these unnatural men machine men with machine minds and machine hearts you are not machines you are star stuff.
at the end of my sophomore year of high school, I took a science final. I hadn't done any of the homework because I fucking hate that shit, so I was destined to fail; that was the teacher's policy. I passed the test with 110%, getting full credit on two optional questions. Highest grade in the class
December 14, 2025 at 9:05 PM
at the end of my sophomore year of high school, I took a science final. I hadn't done any of the homework because I fucking hate that shit, so I was destined to fail; that was the teacher's policy. I passed the test with 110%, getting full credit on two optional questions. Highest grade in the class
Fionna and Cake is not a show for me. Adventure Time was, but not Fionna and Cake. Disappointed but it is what it is.
December 14, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Fionna and Cake is not a show for me. Adventure Time was, but not Fionna and Cake. Disappointed but it is what it is.
Little altar boy, I wonder, will you pray for the victims of school shootings?
December 14, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Little altar boy, I wonder, will you pray for the victims of school shootings?
it is quite lucky that my wife and I wear the same size clothes and are both nonbinary
December 14, 2025 at 5:59 AM
it is quite lucky that my wife and I wear the same size clothes and are both nonbinary
I'm so glad I'm literate enough to have read the Dune books long ago and don't need to watch these dumbass lookin movies.
December 14, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I'm so glad I'm literate enough to have read the Dune books long ago and don't need to watch these dumbass lookin movies.
Anarchism is the most obvious answer in America right now; trusting a corporation or a government to run this place has gotten us into a fucking huge pit, how about we get the fuck out of the pit?
December 14, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Anarchism is the most obvious answer in America right now; trusting a corporation or a government to run this place has gotten us into a fucking huge pit, how about we get the fuck out of the pit?
This country used to put down rabid animals, now it elevates them through elected positions to the highest office in the fucking country.
December 14, 2025 at 12:51 AM
This country used to put down rabid animals, now it elevates them through elected positions to the highest office in the fucking country.
someone touches my wife like these grabby motherfuckers in India ain't gonna have a hand.
December 14, 2025 at 12:42 AM
someone touches my wife like these grabby motherfuckers in India ain't gonna have a hand.
Kristi Noem is a dumb cunt.
December 13, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Kristi Noem is a dumb cunt.
The idea that Krypton was destroyed in a day ignores the environmental collapse and Brainiac entirely.
December 13, 2025 at 10:41 PM
The idea that Krypton was destroyed in a day ignores the environmental collapse and Brainiac entirely.
Kyle Rittenhouse stand your ground against yourself you dumb piece of shit.
December 13, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Kyle Rittenhouse stand your ground against yourself you dumb piece of shit.
I am grateful to be a wearer of glasses. I cannot see without them. If I take them off, I can't see my screen, and have mandatory quiet contemplation.
December 13, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I am grateful to be a wearer of glasses. I cannot see without them. If I take them off, I can't see my screen, and have mandatory quiet contemplation.
so the Inhumans are just space fascists?
December 13, 2025 at 12:45 AM
so the Inhumans are just space fascists?
I miss Pieces Pizza in Sacramento. Their pesto slice was the best damn thing going for downtown.
December 13, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I miss Pieces Pizza in Sacramento. Their pesto slice was the best damn thing going for downtown.
GERD is interesting because it is a problem, it's something fundamentally off about you as a human, but it can actually motivate you to have a healthier diet. It's a matter of listening to your body's needs.
December 13, 2025 at 12:11 AM
GERD is interesting because it is a problem, it's something fundamentally off about you as a human, but it can actually motivate you to have a healthier diet. It's a matter of listening to your body's needs.
I have a few dietary restrictions due to GERD but it's been overall a blessing to me, if that makes any sense. I used to eat terrible shit and crunch Tums, but now I munch delicious food that just doesn't have American tomato, not slick with grease, no iceberg lettuce.
December 13, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I have a few dietary restrictions due to GERD but it's been overall a blessing to me, if that makes any sense. I used to eat terrible shit and crunch Tums, but now I munch delicious food that just doesn't have American tomato, not slick with grease, no iceberg lettuce.
a comb has been the best brush my wife has ever used on their hair.
December 12, 2025 at 8:39 PM
a comb has been the best brush my wife has ever used on their hair.
according to internet conventions, I'm a chad cuz I have a lot of sex. Also according to internet conventions, I'm the elusive sigma, because I couldn't give less of a shit about all of this and have a personality of my own and interests not curated by an influencer.
December 12, 2025 at 7:40 PM
according to internet conventions, I'm a chad cuz I have a lot of sex. Also according to internet conventions, I'm the elusive sigma, because I couldn't give less of a shit about all of this and have a personality of my own and interests not curated by an influencer.
so... the same person writing messy Fionna is writing messy Finn and people wanna act like Finn was always gonna be this guy.
December 12, 2025 at 5:16 PM
so... the same person writing messy Fionna is writing messy Finn and people wanna act like Finn was always gonna be this guy.
Children of Men is a good ass movie.
December 11, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Children of Men is a good ass movie.
I hate everything about Fionna and Cake.
December 11, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I hate everything about Fionna and Cake.
Star Trek sucks now. It isn't a right wing take. It's on fucking Paramount for fucks sake, it's not some kind of left wing media holdout.
December 10, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Star Trek sucks now. It isn't a right wing take. It's on fucking Paramount for fucks sake, it's not some kind of left wing media holdout.
the Dune movies sound like dogass.
December 10, 2025 at 9:10 PM
the Dune movies sound like dogass.