Baxter 🦇
@jetbaxter.bsky.social
Fruity, batty, socially inept, always tired, aspiring 3D stuff doer.
Biologically 41 yrs. Mentally idfk.
Used to go by Tansunn.
Want to support me? https://ko-fi.com/jetbaxter
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Biologically 41 yrs. Mentally idfk.
Used to go by Tansunn.
Want to support me? https://ko-fi.com/jetbaxter
Icon by @dynamo-deepblue.bsky.social
Reaction images by @homanix.bsky.social
If those are the only options...
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November 27, 2025 at 3:35 PM
If those are the only options...
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If you're cold, they're cold. Bring them inside.
November 25, 2025 at 10:04 PM
If you're cold, they're cold. Bring them inside.
...why would anyone pay for user-created AI slop when you can already find plenty of that on free social media platforms?
"Nah, see, this is PREMIUM slop. EXCLUSIVE slop. I PAID to see it!"
That's the only explanation I can think of, and I'm mad at my brain for thinking it.
"Nah, see, this is PREMIUM slop. EXCLUSIVE slop. I PAID to see it!"
That's the only explanation I can think of, and I'm mad at my brain for thinking it.
November 14, 2025 at 1:33 AM
...why would anyone pay for user-created AI slop when you can already find plenty of that on free social media platforms?
"Nah, see, this is PREMIUM slop. EXCLUSIVE slop. I PAID to see it!"
That's the only explanation I can think of, and I'm mad at my brain for thinking it.
"Nah, see, this is PREMIUM slop. EXCLUSIVE slop. I PAID to see it!"
That's the only explanation I can think of, and I'm mad at my brain for thinking it.
Here's my nerdy birdy.
November 10, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Here's my nerdy birdy.
I have that on not-bootleg DVD! It's... okay. Siegfried and Roy are the best part by a longshot.
A couple other moments live rent-free in my head, like when Danny DeVito lobster shouts "BALLS!" after being chosen for dinner, and "UNCLE BILLY!" from the Thanksgiving episode.
A couple other moments live rent-free in my head, like when Danny DeVito lobster shouts "BALLS!" after being chosen for dinner, and "UNCLE BILLY!" from the Thanksgiving episode.
November 9, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I have that on not-bootleg DVD! It's... okay. Siegfried and Roy are the best part by a longshot.
A couple other moments live rent-free in my head, like when Danny DeVito lobster shouts "BALLS!" after being chosen for dinner, and "UNCLE BILLY!" from the Thanksgiving episode.
A couple other moments live rent-free in my head, like when Danny DeVito lobster shouts "BALLS!" after being chosen for dinner, and "UNCLE BILLY!" from the Thanksgiving episode.
Is that what happened to America? All the good presidents went off to play CoD and we got stuck with the shitty leftovers?
November 9, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Is that what happened to America? All the good presidents went off to play CoD and we got stuck with the shitty leftovers?
If you need to explain 69 without actually explaining it, it's the number Bill & Ted were thinking of when they asked their future selves to guess what number they were thinking of.
November 5, 2025 at 4:22 PM
If you need to explain 69 without actually explaining it, it's the number Bill & Ted were thinking of when they asked their future selves to guess what number they were thinking of.
HIPY PAPY BTHUTHDTH THUTHDA BTHUTHDY.
October 30, 2025 at 4:35 AM
HIPY PAPY BTHUTHDTH THUTHDA BTHUTHDY.